Never mind.
Posted on 05/16/2019 12:32:04 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
She’s Jill “The Jokester” Biden. The wife of former Vice President-turned-presidential hopeful Joe Biden can’t resist a good gag — which once led to her cramming herself into the overhead bin on Air Force Two, The Hill reported Wednesday. “The White House is a serious place, with serious people, doing serious work. If you’re not careful, it can grind you down,” Biden, a college English professor, wrote in her just-released memoir, “Where the Light Enters: Building a Family, Discovering Myself.” She hatched the idea to pop out of the overhead compartment ahead of a scheduled flight to California during President Barack Obama’s first term.
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Hatched is the right word.
It must be good when life is just fun and games.
I prefered Laura Petry popping out of a closet filled with Walnuts. Verna Lisi popping out of the cake in “How to Murder Your Wife” was interesting as well.
Good place to hide to avoid seeing your husband grope a flight attendant as they pass by.
Hilarity ensued as the Secret Service professionals swarmed to envelop the VP and draw weapons on the SLOTUS.....
or not.
KYPD
Kenyan hi-jinx!
A former Secret Service agent assigned to the Vice President Joe Biden residence claims that the Service often had to protect female agents from him. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, the agent asserted that, “We had to cancel the VP Christmas get together at the Vice President’s house because Biden would grope all of our wives and girlfriend’s asses.” The annual party was for agents and Navy personnel who were tasked with protecting the Biden family.
“He would mess with every single woman or teen. It was horrible,” the agent said. According to the source, a Secret Service agent once got suspended for a week in 2009 for shoving Biden after he cupped his girlfriend’s breast while the couple was taking a photo with him. The situation got so heated, the source told Cassandra Fairbanks, that others had to step in to prevent the agent from hitting the then-Vice President. Additionally, the agent claims that Biden would walk around the VP residence naked at night. “I mean, Stark naked… Weinstein level stuff,” he added. He said that the men on duty would frequently stand in front of female agents and Navy women that were present “like a damn guardian.” On some occasions, they would make up reasons to get the women away from where he was. The agent said he was specifically concerned about women in the Navy.
“They weren’t allowed to disobey him at all, but we’d take them away under pretend auspices,” the agent stated. The official Vice Presidential residence is the Queen Anne style house at One Observatory Circle in Washington, DC, which is located on the northeast grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory. The property is maintained and cared for by the service branch.
Best-selling author Ronald Kessler wrote about Biden’s problem with female agents in his book The First Family Detail. “Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler wrote. “Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.” Our source confirmed this sentiment, adding that “it was especially an issue at his Delaware house that he would go to every weekend.”
“Biden would only get naked when Jill was absent,” he added.
Biden has also long been criticized for his contact with women and girls in photos and videos, and was even referred to as “Creepy Uncle Joe Biden” by the Washington Post. In a report from the Washington Examiner titled, ‘Joe Biden’s Woman Touching Habit,’ Byron York wrote that he has a tendency to be “particularly affectionate with women in business and social situations, like the 2013 Christmas party at which he embraced reporter Amie Parnes.” The agent also worked under the Bush administration, and added that Vice President Dick Cheney “never grabbed any butts or breasts.” We have reached out to a Biden spokeswoman for comment, but did not receive a response by time of publishing.
be careful they could shoot her eye out pulling a stunt like that.
Oh my goodness....My sides are splitting...I can barely breathe....Please stop....
Well, she married a real Joke.
So? He dropped a deuce in the overhead compartment?
Appropriate for SS Plate/Plugs.
He would be like making Gary Busey president after the motorcycle accident.
She was spying on Joe, she'd heard there were underaged girls on the plane.
Touched
I love how the Enemy Media always calls her, ‘Dr. Jill Biden’ like she’s a Medical doctor or something, versus being an over-educated English Teacher. For YEARS, I really thought she was a Medical Doctor and couldn’t understand why she married such a doofus!
(No slam at Teachers; just making an observation when it comes to the Enemy Media and ‘Rats.)
Never mind.
And Mike Pence is a prude for refusing to be alone with any woman besides his wife. What a backwards/upside down world we live in.
He did give his lawyer a face full of birdshot once, though.
That was awesome.
Time’s fun when you’re having flies!
She was probably hiding from Pedophile Biden
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