Posted on 04/22/2017 1:38:01 PM PDT by sodpoodle
WASHINGTON (AP) - at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims "is his largest real estate deal ever" is a win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later this evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to 1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern border of California, 2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and 3) pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that currently reside in California.
There’s still OR and WA.
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Sadly, they are adopting CA’s regs and laws, pretty much literally, (to save their effort of developing for their actual needs) which extends CA and its evil northward. Maybe delayed by a few years.
You can run, but you can not hide.
Couldn’t we just trade them for a couple of cases of Corona and some corn tortillas?
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No Tequila?
How can you keep up with all the stupid laws and rules in order to stay out of jail? I would be locked up first thing if I took my Tennessee rural self to California or New York City. :-)
I thought if I included tequila, it would be a deal breaker.
Oh great, now the length of the wall has to be tripled. Small price to pay to be rid of Kalifornia, but still.
That’s what I say. Kick out the Marxists and their stupid rules but keep sunny California and put it in the hands of people with at least half a brain.
Even better.
Exactly. eastern Wa. and eastern Or. are proud members of the ‘American Redoubt’.
THIS WAS YOUR ATTEMPT AT HUMMOR, RIGHT?
THIS WAS YOUR ATTEMPT AT HUMMOR, RIGHT?
Notice I did not mention Pot.
How can you keep up with all the stupid laws and rules in order to stay out of jail?
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It’s hard work.
Takes a brain.
And harder if you shoot.
Good idea,but keep the top part because, big trees.
Received wisdom here in the Northwest has it that any number of refugees escaping from the madness that is CA have moved here, but sadly have brought the virus of their former home state with them. Thus we are increasingly emulating the political kookiness they brought with them.
Only a small area and Only if ALL Mexicans in the US go to it. Say the 25 lies near Mexicali.
How much did we have to give Mexico to take it?
****THIS WAS YOUR ATTEMPT AT HUMMOR, RIGHT?****
Cannot take the credit for a superb satirical essay - I’m not a literati.
Oh, and there is a spell check available before posting.
Without any downtime, mind you. Us FR addicts need our daily FR fix...
the sale is retroactive back to 11/01/2016.
Pres. Trump has now officially won the popular vote.
You just won the discussion;)
I am not the author. LOL!!!!!
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