Posted on 02/06/2017 6:57:33 AM PST by ISTHISONETAKEN
Just heard the Democrats are planning on protesting the New England Patriots win - They claim that the Atlanta Falcons are the true winners of the season.
For the entire 2016 regular season, the Atlanta Falcons scored a 540 points, whereas the Pats only totaled 441 points (putting them in 3rd place behind the Falcons and the Saints), therefore the Falcons are the true winners of this election game and it is only because of the arcane rules of the NFL that they Patriots were able to steal this win from the true winner.
In what world does the team that wins the most points not get crowned the winner? This is an outrage. #notmysuperbowl
The Democrats are mad because the Patriots won by Trumps executive order. More winning. MAGA.
Such an appropriate comparison.
What a nice bit of satire! My wife and I moved to MA 5 years ago from the Finger Lakes area in NY. I was a frustrated Bills fan for many years, and I remember a comedy bit I heard on a Rochester radio station titled: “Those effing Patriots.” It has not been hard to become a Patriots fan for us, and needless to say we were beside ourselves watching Brady bring the team back from almost certain defeat last night. And to think we almost gave it up and turned it off at 28-3 in the third quarter! But I’ve seen this movie before, and something told me to hang in there. Truly, whether you love ‘em or hate ‘em, it was a game for the ages.
The Atlanta Falcons really won the game. The Falcons won two quarters (2nd 21-3 and 3rd 7-6) and only lost one quarter (4th 0-19). What matters is most quarters won, not winning under the rules of the game.
#NotMySuperBowlChampions.
Worst of all, the Falcons are a majority African-American team representing a majority African-American city, Atlanta,
And Tom Brady is...WHITE!!!!!
Oh, the injustice of it all! The MLK statue is weeping!!
No reasonable prosecutor would indict Putin because there is no evidence he intended to steal the super bowl ring.
“...and just for the record, YUGE sarcasm tag.”
It is getting hard to tell satire from opinion/news these days.
“...and just for the record, YUGE sarcasm tag.”
It is getting hard to tell satire from opinion/news these days.
Thanks for some levity on a gloomy Monday morning.
Obviously these rules are designed to oppress good offensive teams and favor good defensive teams. #stopdefensiveprivilege #notmysuperbowl
That’s what the discussion became at the end of the game at our party. #Notmysuperbowlchampions
No more stupid than the losers’ #Notmypresident.
Are we ready to hear whatever rule breaking went on for the Patriots to pull this off?
They can always blame it on the electoral college...
Patriots prevailed in the End Zone College.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haven’t laughed this hard in weeks!!
“In what world does the team that wins the most points not get crowned the winner?”
Golf. And golfers make a whole lot more money than football players.
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