Posted on 09/15/2016 4:39:25 AM PDT by Kaslin
The year 2016 is one of the worst and stupidest years in American history, but at least frail, sickly, and old Hillary’s recent collapse helped restore America’s faith in the power of love. The moment Bill heard that she was sick he rushed to his woman’s bedside. And then, as soon as he was finished, he picked up the phone and called Chelsea’s apartment to see how Hillary was doing.
Where was Bill in all this anyway? Even if some media hack had suffered an unexpected bout of Sudden Onset Curiosity and asked, who cares what Team Hillary’s answer would be? It’s all lies, all the time, anyway. And the most insulting part to our collective intelligence is that they are not even competent lies. Take it from a trial lawyer: you can’t fabricate quality fibs on an assembly line. They need to be carefully crafted, polished, and honed to a razor’s edge, blending deception with just the right proportion of truth to make them strong like steel. But Hillary is not even trying anymore.
She was a tad overheated on a pleasant day. Wait, there’s video? Strike that. She was, uh, just feeling woozy so she decided to visit her grandkids over at Chelsea Spaulding Clinton’s pad, the one paid for with all that hard work journalist-ing. Oh wait, now she has pneumonia. I mean, has had pneumonia for a while and yet she still powered through to bring home the bacon, fry it over a pan, and never, ever let you forget she’s not a man.
Despite being swimming with pathogens, Hillary still managed to essentially ride a bear across a meadow and you deplorable basket-dwellers refused to acknowledge her awesome virility. It’s because she’s a woman, isn’t it?
WHY WILL YOU NOT CONCEDE HER GREAT STRENGTH AND POWER!
But wait, when this human petri dish cavorted with a child in the least-spontaneous “spontaneous” photo op in the history of photo ops – “Agent Smith, there’s a kid running out toward Cankles One, but she’s so gosh darn adorable that I’m going to just chill, over” – didn’t that imagery reinforce that Hillary was not sick?
Can’t these hacks even get their bogus narratives straight?
Yet why should they bother? Why should Task Force Pantsuit expend any effort at all trying to construct convincing prevarications when the mainstream media is going to smile and nod at whatever they say? Without resistance, you aren’t going to get any stronger, and Clinton’s lies have just gotten weaker and weaker. For her, lying to the mainstream media is like weightlifting by pumping Styrofoam.
James Comey not only said she did nothing wrong but praised her for her innovative and pioneering work improving America’s electronic security procedures. Why do you assume a woman can’t handle classified materials as well as a man, sexist?
No one was killed in Benghazi. In fact, there is no such thing as Benghazi. Or Libya. Actually, thanks to Hillary, for all practical purposes, there no longer is such thing as Libya.
Everyone who votes for Trump likes Hitler because no one could possibly oppose Hillary without wanting to tongue wrestle with David Duke. Also, Trump is going to put Pepe on the quarter.
She didn’t stumble. That was just a loving tribute to Cinderella. Why do you GOP cynics hate the innocent joy a child derives from a fairy tale?
No, she was simply krumping. Why do you deplorable Trump supporters hate urban culture? Um, racism!
And stop with the conspiracy theories about her being sick, you crazy nuts, except now stop refusing to give her credit for driving on with her fundraising and her slandering of half of America when she is crawling with disease, you crazy nuts.
You know, the Hillary Body Double theory is pretty hilarious, but admit it – who would actually be surprised if it turns out she has a body double? Secretly, even the liberals are thinking to themselves, “You know, I can totally see that.”
Hillary was a terrible senator, a terrible Secretary of State, and now she’s a terrible candidate, surfing from sinecure to sinecure on a tsunami of lies. But she’s gotten a free pass on her duplicity for so long that she’s not even trying to pass the straight face test anymore. Her loyal minions are so slobberingly committed to her that they don’t even demand that she provide them enough plausible deniability to preserve their few remaining shreds of dignity.
The mainstream media loves Hillary so deeply and without reservation that she can say literally anything to a gaggle of adoring reporters and absolutely know that they will not only not challenge her, but that her media transcriptionists will swing into action to actively defend her lies should anyone break ranks and dare to point out that the would-be empress has no clothes. No wonder whenever Monica Lewinsky watches CNN, she thinks, “Been there, done that.”
Clinton and her cabal have been reduced to reactionary lies instead of proactive lies. Heat exhaustion didn’t work on a moderate day, dehydration is bullshit, and then all of a sudden we hear “she’d been diagnosed with Pneumonia that Friday!”
Didn’t go to an ER, went straight to Chelsea’s apartment and miraculously bounced back 90 minutes later for a street organ monkey show outside the building. Hugged a kid, even. THEN somebody says “Hey! You got communicable pneumonia! Why you Huggin’ a chile?”
Viola! Up pops Dr. Lisa R. Bardark’s letter that say “it ain’t no communicable! It be non-communicable bacterial pneumonia!” “And she be all better - now.”
I’m sorry folks. This stuff is full of more shit than a Christmas Turkey. They really do think their voters are complete frigging idiots.
She used to be very competent at it, but she’s entering her dotage now, falling apart both mentally and physically.
That letter was comedy gold. Bardak is the Comey of medicine.
'I just typed two tightly singled-spaced pages detailing Hillary's ailments but she's TOTALLY HEALTHY DUDE!'
her willing liars are plenty. my fb trending section in both trending overall and trending politics has mike pence refusal to call david duke deplorable the number one trending conversation. nowhere in my trending topics does hillary clintons name appear. and that is almost impossible to believe is true, naturally.
——Clinton and her cabal have been reduced to reactionary lies instead of proactive lies. ——
The Clinton cavalry is holed up in the fort....... on defense
Karma is finally catching up with the Clinton's at just about at the right time too. The People have pretty much had it with establishment politicians, left and right, and the Clinton's espouse the worst of that lot. They're old and dreary ... their act has become a tired soap opera.
They can't lie themselves out of this reality anymore.
Hubris karma strikes yet again, as it has over the eons of human history.
When will they ever learn ??
~ MM ~
Hitlary has lied so much and so often, she doesn't need an assembly line, she has a full library full of lies stored in her brain. There are sooooooo many lies in that library, when asked to respond to certain type (incriminating) question(s), she goes on overload and can't recall. The bitch was born lying.
I wrote on CBNC’s Disqus-based comment section about that letter that supposedly “cleared” Hillary’s health. I said that only Hillary Clinton sycophants would accept that letter and got upvoted six times.
Why would she have to be when the MSM covers for her? The implied story here is the stink on the Democrat and GOPE is shared by the MSM. Theyll all fail together b/c theyre one in the same.
She is certainly not the Hall of Fame caliber liar that her hubby is.
Your picture of PIAPS in orange is apropos, libertarian. :)
You make Christmas turkeys wrong.
It’s Barkinsons .., Arf,Arf,Arf, Arf ....
If she was not contagious, how is it that stories are going around that people on her campaign staff have gotten it too, as well as Sen. Chucky Schumer. Well, is it communicable or not?
And if this pneumonia she has contracted isn't contagious, how in the world did ILLiary catch it to begin with? Oops! Caught in another lie.
Guess what folks? There is no such condition in the in the ICD-10 coding system for physicians. ICD-10 Procedure Coding System (ICD-10-PCS) is an international system of medical classification used for procedural coding throughout the healthcare industry. Having worked as a hospital administrator and medical records director for an Air Force hospital while I was in the military, I am very familiar with the coding of diseases and conditions. They ALL have a code number. The latest version was re-vamped in 2014 and has been updated annually since then.
Apparently, they forgot to list this rare version of pneumonia which is not contagious, that ILLiary has gotten from the tooth fairy. Just sprinkle some pixie dust on her and she is good to go for another round of lies out on the campaign trail.
Sadly, her voters are complete frigging idiots.
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