Dear Straight People: I’m Officially Giving You Permission To Say Gay, Faggot and Queer

Breitbart.com ^ | 12-11-2015 | Milo Yiannopoulos

[servo1969]

Because I so rarely bring it up, it may surprise even regular readers to discover that I am a homosexual. You'll be shocked! But it's true. I am a poof. A Mary. A screaming queen.

Anyway, because I am a queer, and given my natural instinct for mischief and visceral loathing for political correctness, I am perhaps the only person in public life who can address a horrible linguistic injustice visited upon us all by the finger-wagging progressive Left, to which my attention has been drawn by my colleague, John Nolte.

I speak, of course, of the theft of all the best cuss words in popular culture, and in particular "queer," "faggot" and "gay," which have been stolen from common usage by grievance-mongers and robbed of their most obvious and clearly superior meanings.

Gay no longer means happy, as dictionaries are beginning to acknowledge by calling it "old-fashioned" or "archaic." Just as well: everyone knows the life of a limp-wrister is nasty, brutish and short. (I speak from experience, before professionally-upset liberal readers pick up their green ink.)

So I would like a return to what I feel sure Breitbart readers will agree is the proper meaning of these excellent words - that is to say, "crap," "bogus," "uncool," "undesirable," "weak," "unpatriotic," "Republican-hating," "immigrant-loving," "Muslim-pandering," "misandrist," "white guilt-obsessed," "tax-guzzling," "cowardly," "girly" and "gross." (These words are all synonyms, of course, but I list them for clarity and completeness.)

[Insigne123]

The english refer to cigarettes as faggots

[Viking2002]

Dear Milo:

I never asked for your permission, you twinkie.

Regards,

Viking

[Verginius Rufus]

"Gay" has become the most commonly-used term for homosexuals so it isn't up to one self-important homosexual (whom I never heard of before today) to give "permission" to others.

There is still the problem of the lyrics to "Deck the Halls with Bows of Holly..."

[Publius]

I think they sing it as “Deck your bowels with hunks of holly.”

[Verginius Rufus]

I was alluding to a later line, the one about “gay apparel.”

[backwoods-engineer]

Thanks for letting us know, Milo, you poofter pervert. Now I can start avoiding your articles.

[Publius]

There was a cartoon in “Playboy” about that line some 45 years ago.

[Crispy]

This guy has been around a while in the gaming and other scenes. He likes to call bullshit on all the SJW crap that goes on. It is hilarious when he debates liberals on political correctness and they don’t know how to react because he is obviously gay. Their minds explode.

[immadashell]

The english refer to cigarettes as faggots

The British WWII movie Dam Busters starred Richard Todd as the wing commander who had a dog named nigger.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I thought it was “Poke the men’s bowels in folly, falalala, you’ve got AIDS!”

[Rodamala]

[Vermont Lt]

I cannot imagine myself calling him at any time.

[Smokin' Joe]

Well milo, you pole smoker, turd burglar, felcher, gerbil wrangler, whatever your particular perversion is, I don’t need your permission to speak my mind. It ain’t hate, it’s just calling a spade a spade.

[Smokin' Joe]

MiG-15s were Fagots before Fagots were queers.

Maybe, but they still took it up the tailpipe...

[Salamander]

I prefer sodomite, homo and bugger.

Is he okay with that?

[Salamander]

[AZLiberty]

I thought we already had Straight Privilege.

[o_1_2_3__]

You and yer permission need to go back into the closet.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Thanks, Milo.....we promise to only use this power for good.

[Graybeard58]

I never used the word gay even when it only meant what the English language intended.

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I say it least once a year:

“Don we now our gay apparel fa la la la la la la la la”.