Posted on 08/30/2015 6:58:45 AM PDT by Kaslin
In the event that there are more “Vester Lee Flanagans” out there in the Untied States of The Overly Offended who're ready to snap because the world won’t recognize them as God’s gift to humanity, and yet, you’re not completely sold on the murder/suicide option: herewith are six surefire points to move you back into reality and officially remove you from being The Mayor of Mangina-town and into the rarefied air of a combobulated human.
1. Drop the “poor you” crap, especially, if you live in America. If you live in the USA you ... are ... not ... suffering. So quit crying. Oh, and speaking of not crying here's a big FYI to you: most employers I know don’t want some screecher who bleats about going over molehills in the Garden of Eden. Therefore, play the man if you truly wish to draw the attention of a company that’s worth its salt. And definitely don’t do videos, tweets or Facebook posts where you bray to the masses that you’re an unhinged, pitiful ass.
2. Get a vision. Visionaries who want to slay a dragon, save a nation and right a wrong are attractive. Solipsistic me-monkeys are repugnant to people of note. Look, God didn’t call you to be a navel gazer. So, go out into the desert and get aligned with your eternal purpose – and if for some reason your antenna isn’t picking up on God’s higher calling for you, there’s plenty of things currently bigger than your dipstick life to get involved with that’ll help God and country. Get lost in them and, even if you look like Napoleon Dynamite, your passion will make you magnetic.
3. If you really want a great job, then don’t be a jerk to everyone you come in contact with. Duh. Vester The Killer got crapped on, according to his multiple employers and his workmates, because he was an insufferable boor with a chip on his shoulder that was bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's beer gut. If you want the stellar gig then forego being the company's Costanza.
4. Instead of pining like a charter member of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely-Hearts Club Band, use that time to read books and start with the Classics. After you plow through the Classics read the awesome tome titled, How Not To Be A Pathetic & Murderous Punk. Also, read bios of people who went through true difficulties instead of imagined ones like you're bemoaning and follow simple shampoo instructions, namely: lather, rinse and repeat their indefatigable spirit instead of rolling up in the fetal position and wetting your gigantic entitlement diaper.
5. Spend time with God. Get your identity from Him, not culture, and certainly not from some slick-haired grievance monger like Al Sharpton.
6. Embrace rejection and pain. That stuff Vester squealed about in his “manifesto” is an homage to the “poor little me” industry. Rejection and pain is the way of life, hombre. That’s why God created beer.
Lastly, getting rebuffed by employers is the standard for young dorks. It’s the way of the jungle, Dinky. Get used to it and get busy bettering yourself and the planet … and do us all a favor and shut the %@&# up.
Ditto!
Ooh, ooh, he said “JUNGLE”!!! Racist!!!
Bookmarking. This is absolute gold.
This privileged individual belonged to two certified victim groups and therefore the media is not connecting the murders to any group. There is no outcry to ban the “gay” flag.
This talk is all well and good, but why not lambaste the race hustlers who instigate shootings and murders on a daily basis.
How about the enablers? 0bama is top of the list. Holder (I’m sure he’s still doing his thing somewhere), Rawlings-Blake, Spike Lee,...the list is very long.
Sure, these people are unstable, but they’re being egged on by a lot of people and institutions who never seem to get the blame.
bump
Unfortunately, he was a paranoid schizophrenic. His delusions picked up their content from ideas that were circulating in society, but his brain was truly gone. If they do an autopsy, they will find huge areas of damage cerebral cortex.
Summarized as: “It’s not just about YOU!”
7. Kill yourself first
He was just trying to emulate Hillary. Works for her...
Yes.
Good one! Gets my award for the best suggestion recorded!!
Regards,
GtG
Still waiting for the hue and cry to tear down the Rainbow Flag.
Waiting . . .
waiting . . .
Sounds more like he was just a jerk.
Of course there are many more vested flanagans out here. The leftist gun grabbers know it and explicitly prefer to ignore them in favor of having more and more murders. To them, no innocent life matters unless the corpse can be used for political gain; otherwise, the lives are worthless. Prevention of such an incident denies them their microphone; it’s like detecting an uncommitted crime. But having bodies covered in blood, we-e-e-e-ell, that’s a feast for their agenda.
Death to obama! I can say that right?
Shouldn’t
Thanks. It is the best and fastest solution for a soul so miserable they think killing someone else will make them feel better.
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