Posted on 08/26/2015 8:38:48 PM PDT by WilliamIII
In a speech in Iowa on Tuesday night, Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump -- who has regularly promoted his negotiating skills as a selling point for his presidency -- used broken English to briefly impersonate Asian negotiators.
"When these people walk into the room, they don't say, 'Oh hello, how's the weather? It's so beautiful outside. How are the Yankees doing? They're doing wonderful, that's great," Trump said, to some laughter from the crowd. "They say, 'We want deal!'"
(Excerpt) Read more at cnn.com ...
ow is making fun of an accent racist? What does an accent have to do with race? If I made fun of a Russian or French accent, that’s no problem. But a Chinese accent? Whoa! That’s hate speech!
when i started working as a consultant programmer at GE in valley Forge. i did s routine while we were working 10-14 hour shifts to get the work done. I called it the kamakzi coder I would (just break the place up) kneel on the floor outside my cube do a routine like john belushi “hghsuuitsutosut Hru hut” , take a metal ruler wrap green bar paper around and proceed to kill myself. today i would be arested.
I saw Trump running once, while holding a pair of scissors.
That IS what they say, then you say this IS deal...they say too maah! too maah! You then say, you go now!...no...we want deal Now! We bargain...start now...Okay we deal in US dollar no wrinkle bills?....you take deal! Ok, American dollar no wrinky good, we have deal.
I’m Series.
He should say he is sowwy
Chi-com negotiators - “We want deal”
Trump - “You buy! You buy someting, NOW! This no museum!”
Loved her on SNL!!!!
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No, but he should have... they would've lost their marbles. I work with a lot of Asians and nobody loves racist jokes more than they do.. and they can sure tell some good round-eye jokes themselves. Aren't you supposed to be able to laugh at yourself?
My wife is Chinese.
She agrees with Trump.
OMG!!! Please FReepmail that to me!!!
I was thinking of that movie yesterday.
You forgot. Puts dog carrier on top of car cause Mitt Romney gave him the idea.
Mine is Russian and she agrees with Trump
AAARRRGGGGHHHHH - !!!!! - and just how long did it take to compose this nifty list - ???!!!!!
Bet once started, you couldn’t stop!
Kudos - First Place - An Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy; and a heap o’ Merit Badges - !!!
He’d poison a blind man’s dog and steal his cane.
He’d gift wrap a leper and mail it to your Aunt Jane.
He’d even force feed a diabetic a candy cane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBj5hcb0UKo
...to cut off a mattress tag.
Only at the end of a sentence ;)
There’s no such thing as fixed greyhound races.
You lie.
Your rant is a tour de force.
Can I take this to repost? (With accreditation of course)
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