Posted on 06/13/2015 10:07:17 PM PDT by Kaslin
If you’re a conservative comedian then OMG … did Jesus hand you some comedic gold this past week in the form of a white chick posing as a black chick who's been heading up an NAACP chapter in Spokane. If that’s not a gift from heaven then I don’t know what is.
Yep, this past week the NAACP’s Rachel Dolezal got busted for playing like she’s some sort of Jackie Brown character for the last several years. Her parents were the ones who called bullshit on Rachel's ruse, stating that she hails from German, Czech and Swedish descent; which means this Lauryn Hill wannabe is uberwhite. I’m talkin’ titanium white. Pippy Longstocking white.
However, according to her and her apologists, we judgmental jackasses should pay that “no nevermind”, because, in Obamaland, especially with the yummy progressives, DNA means diddly and what you feel you are, well, that’s the deciding factor.
For instance:
Look folks, truth be told, we all like to believe we’re someone else; but we usually stop doing that around our third birthday. Except for me, of course. I thought I was Mike Reno of Loverboy all the way up until my 18th birthday when the reality hit me that I was a pathetic, dope smoking’ doofus who worked at a gas station in Lubbock, Texas. The upshot is I outgrew my delusion, whereas Pippy Longstocking is still holding on to her horse-crap like GI Joe with the kung-fu grip.
As stated, pretending to be something one is not isn’t new to the human collective. This malady has been going down since the dawn of man.
Normally, if said person wouldn’t relinquish their role-playing into adulthood we wouldn’t make them leaders but would rather scrape their frontal lobe, sit ‘em in a rocking chair and let them spend their lives on a Psych Ward’s front porch talking to Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck. We sure as hell wouldn’t parade them around as “courageous leaders” and veritable protagonists for evolving humanity.
But that’s all changed.
Indeed, in today’s milieu of “facts be damned”, if what you stand for somehow champions the cause for the Left’s ludicrous grievance industry, then they will take your twisted person and push you forward as a means to their progressive end.
OK, guess I miss the reference to whatever it came from............
We should ALL become transracial activists, and DEMAND the acceptance of transracialism!
Until bigoted people begin losing their jobs for daring to stand against transracial choice, it won’t be truly accepted!!
The headline says this...
“Rachel Dolezal: Is A Dude Playing a Dude Disguised As Another Dude”
Now watch this trailer for the movie, “Tropic Thunder.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-6YhRZowgc
Never go full retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q
What Do You Mean, “You” People?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxs0Qh72kY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropic_Thunder
Robert Downey, Jr. as Kirk Lazarus: an immensely talented Australian method actor, Lazarus had a controversial “pigmentation alteration” surgery to darken his skin for his portrayal of the black character Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris. Lazarus refuses to break character until he has recorded the DVD commentary for a part and only speaks in his character’s African American Vernacular English.
Never saw it, but then I am often left out with “popular” references.
Maybe she’s a full retard playing a full retard disguised as another full retard.
DANG!
ROFLMAO!!!
I wish I could afford to have somebody braid my hair like that.
Hers was probably braided before she put it on.
Oh.
Well damn.
Your tagline.
I see what you did there.
had to look a few things up ;) I’ve definitely been UFF DA too many times in my life :)
I have to admit, I liked Tom Cruise as the slimy, fat, balding hollywood reptile, ‘Les Grossman.’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JPbS8o8_us
FULL MOVIE ,,, Tom Cruise KILLS IT as a scumbag Hollywood agent...
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