Posted on 06/09/2015 1:28:28 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
Remember the selfie-taking terrorist that got his headquarters blown up by the Air Force last week in a swift attack? It turns out there are even more outlandish stories out there, with new reports revealing that at least one suicide bomber in Sargodha, Pakistan, may have died after accidentally triggering a suicide vest during an argument with a second individual who was also potentially a suicide bomber.
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According to AryNews.tv, the jackets of two would-be suicide bombers blew up during a brawl near Khayam Chowk in Sargodha. Meanwhile, Pakistani site Tribune.com.pk says that only one of the terrorists was carrying an improvised explosive device (IED) during the fight.
In either case, it’s quite a story.
According to eyewitnesses, the men were sitting on benches in a street close to a roundabout, and had a discussion that soon turned into an altercation. It appears that other than the two suspects, nobody else was harmed during the incident. It’s unclear what their target may have been, but Tribune notes that the IED device exploded “near the busy Khayyam Chowk area of the city.”
Police identified the two men as Ghulam Rasul and Muhammad Sultan, raiding their houses and apprehending several additional terror suspects in the ensuing investigation.
Now for ragheads too!
SILENCE! I KEEEL YOU!
(and me)
So does one get the virgins in paradise and the other not?
Inquiring minds want to know.
The Good Lord work in mysterious (but often decidedly funny) ways.
You gotta see this movie:
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3501761305/
“In this comic tour de force, four British jihadists show that, while terrorism is about ideology, it can also be about idiots.”
Hold my detonator and watch this! ping
I laughed out loud at this story.
Reminds me a bit of a story a while back, where an instructor of suicide bombers blew himself up in a demonstration of the procedure for suicide bombers........
Sorry.
I dropped this - “s”.
“Now class - I’m only going to show you this *once*!”
This story brought a smile to my face.
Quite a few years back some Palestinian car bombers got mixed up between Palestinian and Israeli time (which used daylight savings). Their vehicle detonated an hour early on the freeway, with three of them in it.
Accidental suicide bombers. Nobody else seriously hurt.
They must have pushed each others buttons.
Somebody uttered a trigger word.
I will kill you,no I’ll kill myself!
Still counts though. ;') This time, everyone wins!
Me too, a chuckle actually.
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