Posted on 04/17/2015 2:07:24 PM PDT by nickcarraway
I would like to think this headline from Newsweek is simply being sarcastic, but I doubt this is the case:
Who Reported on Hillary Clinton's Historic Chipotle Visit, and How?
This headline was written by people who have no conception of what is and isn't historical.
SNIP
Hillary going to a Chipotle counter and saying, "I'll have a chicken bowl with a side of guacamole," is not historic.
SNIP
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org ...
Fisrt time she ever paid for anything?
Yes, indeed! Who knows how she’ll surpass our greatest presidents?
They ordered "just plain folks" food. Then threw it away once they reached the bus.
They then ate their "I'm SO much better than the peasants" food on their luxury coach.
Agreed.
But by far the favorite would be Sarah Palin, but that poor girl has been trashed too hard for too long by the libs that the general public has been brainwashed into thinking she’s as incompetent as Hillary actually is.
She would simply get few votes compared to Carly.
ROYALS ( wana try to deny we are HILLARY RODHAM ROYALS )
This luxe is just for us,
I crave all the media buzz.
I want to be YOUR RULER ( SUPREME RULER )
You can call me Queen Bee ( beyatch )
OHH BABY I’LL RULE ! I’LL RULE ! I’LL RULE , SUPREMELY RULE OVER YOU PEIONS !
NOW GIVE ME THAT DAMN FANTASY ! ( HILLARY : YOU OWE ME THAT PEIONS ! )
If Hillary ever contemplates taking a dump in a gas station toilet she might want to bring along a copy of Newsweek. Gas station rest rooms are almost always out of toilet paper.
Yes, and remember how you were supposed to HATE GHWBush for that "gaffe". As if the VEEP often did his own grocery shopping.
And you were supposed to HATE Dan Quayle for being "stupid" after reading a card that spelled "potatoe"
Remember the rules, kiddoes, you must hate republicans for "stupidity".
But you must praise democrats for doing something ordinary, like going into a tex-mex chain franchise and order something that is just like "plain folks" do.
Gotta hand it to Newsweek.
They DO know their audience.
Semi-literate, uninformed cretins.
I don’t recall that, but I would not doubt it one bit..
Common folk’s food is fine with me, poor man’s spegetti:.... chicken noddle soup noddles and keptup.
If I get really poor and hungry boil some water and have some old stinky shoe soup and sweaty socks stew.. Yummy
Maybe someone can put those pictures of George H. Bush at the grocery store scanners and Hillary ordering at the fast food place at the credit card / debit card machine together and show the hypocrisy of the liberals and media..
First time she paid for anything ? .... Yeah .. With other people’s money.
But will the media be close enough to hear it ?
The old analogy of if a tree in the forest falls ? Does it make a noise ?
You know if Hilary preferred hot dogs over tacos maybe Bill would have never hooked up with Monica
The fact a presidential candidate entered a public restaurant, ordered a meal, and scooted out without saying jack squat to any of the unwashed masses.. now THAT’S “historic.”
Yeah. Did she invent gang signs? If so, she needs to advertise that fact. She’ll get the ghetto vote.
http://www.newsweek.com/who-reported-hillarys-historic-chipotle-visit-and-how-322940
That’s classic! LOLOL!
“I’ve never been to Chipotle. If I go there, will it be “historic”?”
Probably epic and stunning as well.
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