Still trying to figure out how to simulate plate tectonics with a OREO. Must be one stale cookie.
God help us
Hey, in Denver, school “chilluns” were allowed to participate in a “Hands up, Don’t Shoot” farce, resulting in a policeman being seriously injured by a “person of a different color” driving over him.
A number of the “chillums” cheered.
No parental consent was sought by the esteemed “educators”.
Face it, folks, our public schools are a joke. I can think of no lower form of life than a public school principal or superintendent.
Can’t say I blame Mrs. Porter, the teacher, for sending out these warning notes, considering how parents tend to overreact these days. However, even a second grader knows how to forge Mom’s signature. They will be motivated by the thought of everybody in class happily eating OREOS but them.
“This cannot be allowed to happen! I’m not going to be the only after the demonstration stuck with eating a plain old rice cake. NO!! I’ll text Granny before that happens.”, says the kid to themself.
He has my permission to finish off the entire package.
Signed,
Epstien’s Mother
College Ed. majors are certainly the most ignorant of the entire species.
Yes, but no note is needed to have a sex change operation, learn about fist-*******, chant allaku akbar or to have an abortion.
In 20 years those kids’ parents will signing notes home from their boss for permission to walk by themselves to the restroom.
People, who care about the future of their kids and grand kids need to home school those children or get them into good private schools.
I’m just waiting for quad oreos. Regular oreos should be packaged as diet oreos.
And Oreos.
Isn’t Oreo a raysiss dog whistle anyway?
The Oreo Conspiracy.
The teacher just wants to be compliant with the wookie’s stance on no junk food in school.
A kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first.......if he has a permission slip.............and save the chocolate cookies outside for last.............
Still trying to figure out how to simulate plate tectonics with a OREO. Must be one stale cookie.
It’s a frame-up:
An early attempt to establish a paper-trail so they can document irresponsible parenting when you later object to gay or muzzie or global warming instruction.
CPS and the lesbo principle will wave your Irresponsible Food Abuse paperwork in your face, then you’ll shut-up.
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An ounce of prevention
Sounds like a fun teaching tool and effective too....plus as a teacher wouldn’t you get to eat all the left overs????
Hope the teacher offers milk to go with
They do not need parent permission to get condoms, bitth control and abortions though
Who’d want their kids to ear oreo’s anyway? Doesn’t Nabisco support the homosexual agenda?