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Parents Must Sign Permission Slip Before Kids Can Eat Oreos
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| March. 26, 2015
| Lenore Skenazy
Posted on 03/26/2015 8:48:34 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey
There are 18-wheelers with brake problems, hungry bears just stumbling out of hibernation, and lawnmowers that suddenly shift into reverse. And then there's the unparalleled danger of Double Stuff Oreos. Thank goodness this teacher requires parents to sign off on cookie consumption—if they dare.
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To: stephenjohnbanker
Fortune cookies...yes or no?
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:58:18 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: LYDIAONTARIO
No. Chinese excel in America, so they are as bad as any dead white male, or live one, for that matter.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:58:56 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker
Fig Newtons were named after the ultra-lib city of Newton,MA so they’re okay with the libs.
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posted on
03/26/2015 9:59:23 AM PDT
by
Mears
(To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."Voltaire))
To: stephenjohnbanker
Dam! Ok, what about Twixt bars? Kind of a mixed race of cookie And candy.
To: MeshugeMikey; All
An ounce of prevention
Sounds like a fun teaching tool and effective too....plus as a teacher wouldn’t you get to eat all the left overs????
Hope the teacher offers milk to go with
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:01:10 AM PDT
by
Nifster
To: Mears
That is my home town, so in honor of this, I will NEVER eat another one.
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:01:38 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: LYDIAONTARIO
No Twix. Much as I like them, they are not dark chocolate.
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:03:11 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:04:04 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: stephenjohnbanker
So as not to offend, and to please the first lady, I will switch to prunes as my snack!
To: stephenjohnbanker
That’s where I raised my five-—a great place IMHO.
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:09:01 AM PDT
by
Mears
(To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."Voltaire))
To: mountn man
Moochelle has shoulders like a football player.
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:18:02 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(It's better to die free than live as a slave)
To: MeshugeMikey
They do not need parent permission to get condoms, bitth control and abortions though
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:20:03 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(Shrub Scouts, root them out and make them whine)
To: MeshugeMikey
Who’d want their kids to ear oreo’s anyway? Doesn’t Nabisco support the homosexual agenda?
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:20:14 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(It's better to die free than live as a slave)
To: Mears
If one has to live near Boston, Newton is pretty good.
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:28:27 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: MeshugeMikey
I bet Blow Pop’s are protected by the school’s tolerance policy.
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:48:41 AM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: outofsalt
A regular Feature in Cafeteria Dessert Menus across the Nation...by Presidential Mandate!!
as are bananas!!
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:55:40 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: GeronL
the world...in the US....has simply followed Obies Lead
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posted on
03/26/2015 10:57:41 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: MeshugeMikey
When I was a kid we NEVER had Oreos in the house. My Mom wouldn’t buy them.
Hydrox cookies we had lots of, though.
To: mountn man
They are no longer called Fig Newtons. Just Newtons.
So what sort of gelatinous processed corn by-product are they using in place of the figs?
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