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Parents Must Sign Permission Slip Before Kids Can Eat Oreos
Reason ^ | March. 26, 2015 | Lenore Skenazy

Posted on 03/26/2015 8:48:34 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey

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To: Billthedrill

lets not Forget Ojay! and OBAMA!


21 posted on 03/26/2015 9:23:17 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Isn’t Oreo a raysiss dog whistle anyway?


22 posted on 03/26/2015 9:23:53 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: MeshugeMikey

The Oreo Conspiracy.


23 posted on 03/26/2015 9:24:30 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: mykroar
I had no idea that things had "advanced" This Far!


24 posted on 03/26/2015 9:24:58 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Red Badger

my exact thought.


25 posted on 03/26/2015 9:25:49 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I wonder when the Obama kids will be forced to undergo this sort of thing?


26 posted on 03/26/2015 9:25:53 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Grampa Dave

Indeed. Education does not mean Indoctrination...EVER!!


27 posted on 03/26/2015 9:26:38 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

The teacher just wants to be compliant with the wookie’s stance on no junk food in school.


28 posted on 03/26/2015 9:30:37 AM PDT by azishot (God made man but Samuel Colt made them equal.)
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To: Billthedrill
And what, I ask you, did all these people have in common?
SERIAL MURDER, THAT'S WHAT!

Don't you mean CEREAL murder?

29 posted on 03/26/2015 9:30:52 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: azishot

should she become President...and have the teacher arrested for insurrection


30 posted on 03/26/2015 9:32:44 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: MeshugeMikey

A kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first.......if he has a permission slip.............and save the chocolate cookies outside for last.............


31 posted on 03/26/2015 9:33:32 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: azishot

You said the wookie's stance.

32 posted on 03/26/2015 9:33:45 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Red Badger
Everything requires a permission slip...........except abortion...............

and condoms

33 posted on 03/26/2015 9:35:00 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: MeshugeMikey

They already do, except instead of Oreos, its non-organic arugula and wild caught salmon mousse......


34 posted on 03/26/2015 9:35:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: Red Badger
I'll eat the middle first, then stack up the cookies, then chow them down.

I love the cookie part the best.

Nom nom nom nom

35 posted on 03/26/2015 9:35:46 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Light-skinned Oreo...


36 posted on 03/26/2015 9:36:05 AM PDT by moovova
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To: mountn man

Put one Oreo inside each cheek.
Then do like the kid in Home Alone movie poster.............


37 posted on 03/26/2015 9:36:44 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: mountn man

Oh boy, I asked for it didn’t I?


38 posted on 03/26/2015 9:37:14 AM PDT by azishot (God made man but Samuel Colt made them equal.)
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To: moovova

Alien Oreos...........(legal)........

39 posted on 03/26/2015 9:38:01 AM PDT by Red Badger (Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
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To: MeshugeMikey
plate tectonics photo: plate tectonics 180px-Pangea_animation_03.gif

Still trying to figure out how to simulate plate tectonics with a OREO. Must be one stale cookie.

40 posted on 03/26/2015 9:38:25 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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