Posted on 11/10/2014 7:04:55 PM PST by conservative98
Glenn Beck Reveals the Life-Changing Pivot Point He Has Kept Hidden From Almost Everyone for Five Years
(Excerpt) Read more at theblaze.com ...
Hate to say it, but it sounds psychosomatic
ADRENOCHROME
“Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream”
— by Hunter S. Thompson
Take a hit out of that little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
What is it?
Adrenochrome, he said. You wont need much. Just a little tiny taste.
I got the bottle and dipped the head of a paper match into it.
Thats about right, he said.
That stuff makes pure mescaline seem like gingerbeer. Youll go completely crazy if you take too much.
I licked the end of the match. Whered you get this? I asked. You cant buy it.
Never mind, he said. Its absolutely pure.
Theres only one source for this stuff
He nodded.
The adrenaline glands from a living human body, I said. Its no good if you get it out of a corpse.
Aint nothing physical wrong with the guy.
Fabulous!
It’s the Truth.
Glenn is about Glenn.
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Spinal Collapse?
Testicular Collapse?
Frontal Lobe Collapse?
Come on, Glenn, have a smoothy and sing along with me:
Imagine Love and Milque-toast. It’s easy if you try.
A smiley face on Jesus. A sparkle in God’s eye.
Imagine all your listeners, tuning somewhere else . . . . you hou ou ou ouuuu . . . .
You might say you’ve become insipid, a drama queen and not much fun.
But though some day you’ll stop crying, by then your fans will have shrunk to none.
FUGB
Is he going to have a Health Scare Tour?
When you learn what his health problem is you will be blown away!
But first a word from Goldline...
Wow! This in addition to his blindness! When will he catch a break?
Imagine all this was going on and he still cranked out 17 books, countless comedy routine tours, built a news empire, traveled to Greece, did a radio show a few hours a day, managed to track down and collect countless rare historical items and much, much more.
Just think what he could have accomplished if he were not suffering from this elusive illness??
I was thinking alien abduction might be next for Glenn.
whatever
OMG I asked my hubby about Beck last evening about his vision problems. I said that his vision problems just seemed to have gone away. I remember all the tears and on camera crying about his condition.
Rush rules, Beck drools .
I’m sure it’s going to bring down the government as we know it.
... and he’ll report the earth-shattering reasons why next week, be sure to tune in.
I read the book and liked it.
Just by reading the title of the article I knew it would end with a “miraculous” recovery.
Beck is such a sham.
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