Posted on 11/08/2014 7:47:54 PM PST by Lorianne
Kim Kardashian is angry at a woman the piece refers to as “internet bottom sensation” Jen Selter. Selter has been posting photographs of her large buttocks on Instagram, an activity Kardashian apparently feels is an unacceptable infringement upon her very raison d’etre: one of the gangplanks of Kim Kardashian’s global celebrity being her nonpareil ability to take photographs of her own large buttocks with a cameraphone.
“Kim thinks Jen copies all her poses … she is fuming as she feels her curvy bum is one of her most unique selling points and feels that Jen is just trying to cash in.”
“Insiders say Kim has sought legal advice to see if they can stop Jen,” it read, raising the very real possibility that, somewhere in California, a crack team of lawyers may at this very moment be working around the clock to copyright buttocks on behalf of Kim Kardashian.
You may say this is an entirely ridiculous scenario – we are all, God willing, born with buttocks, Kanye West’s wife can’t just carry on as if she personally invented the concept of having an arse. To which Lost in Showbiz can only respond: do you know how much money these people have? They can bankroll the best legal minds in America! Frankly, if anyone can copyright the concept of buttocks, it’s the West-Kardashians.
Lost in Showbiz envisages a dystopian future, in which no man or woman is legally allowed to have buttocks without first applying to Kim Kardashian for a licence: those unable to produce the right documentation on request forced to suffer the horrifying consequences. Terrorism, ebola, now Kim Kardashian quite literally trying to pinch our arses: can 2014 get any worse?
(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...
Did you forget something?
That pic should be cropped
Kardashian....is there a trashier white girl out there...the whole family are afrobutt freaks
Even the mom now burns.
Jungle Fever Now ...Jungle Fever Forever
(But wardaddy...don’t be wacist.... its just love and skin construct harmony...get with the times)
You’re not alone. I cringe sometimes when I see her in a skin tight dress and then she turns around to back up the bus......it’s a turnoff to me - just like twerking.
I wonder where the “lead” and “chase” cars are. It is the law when you’re carrying an extra wide load...
I’ll bet that girl has had more wax jobs and electrolysis than any 10 girls combined.
Too big for my likes also
Sorry, Kim, I'll look but not touch cause "No Sharks" applies, too.
If anybody ever tells her to haul ass she’s gonna have to make two trips.
So I googled MS Selter, Kardashian is jealous. THis girl is in very good shape Kardashian is likely very jealous of Ms Selter’s bottom and everything else.
She's already cornered the market on being an ass.
A few years ago it was Jennifer Lopez who was said to have a zip code for each butt cheek. But hers were shapely & Rubensesque compared to the Kardashian grotesqueness.
LOL...I didn’t even know who Kim Kardashian was (I don’t watch TV)
I walked by the television as my wife was watching and said “Who’s THAT woman?”
My wife looked over the top of her glasses at me!
“I quite agree. Nice is nice, but Kim Kardashian is in a whole other category. It’s freakish and weird, and I’ve never understood why it was a big deal.”
She looks (her butt) like one of those ancient fertility statues they dig up from time to time. Maybe that’s the attraction.
That’s the idea :-)
It's its own Hemisphere(s) ....
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