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Man escapes alimony after wife admits she's a genie
KHOU ^
| 10-18-2014
Posted on 10/20/2014 1:00:00 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Charles Martel
Well he was a flaming lib so he wasn’t too smart.
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posted on
10/20/2014 1:23:56 PM PDT
by
Norm Lenhart
("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
To: Snickering Hound
I think a different kind of ‘gin’ & bottle may come into play here...
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posted on
10/20/2014 1:26:09 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Alakazam!)
To: Charles Martel
Just to add, it seems lots of the actors ans musicians that become typecast to the role/song that made them famous often resent it. Gary Numan was like that with the “Cars” song. He finially got over it but some never do.
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posted on
10/20/2014 1:26:21 PM PDT
by
Norm Lenhart
("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
To: Norm Lenhart
What’s the mating call of a blond?
“I’m soooo drunk!”
What’s the mating call of a brunette?
“All the blonds have left...”
What’s the mating call of a redhead?
“Next.”
(My red-headed wife is going to kill me...)
To: TurboZamboni
While we're "dreaming".
To: freedomlover
Almost...
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posted on
10/20/2014 1:35:51 PM PDT
by
Trailerpark Badass
(There should be a whole lot more going on than throwing bleach, said one woman.)
To: exit82
But Uhura rocked the two piece in Mirror Mirror.
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posted on
10/20/2014 1:39:42 PM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: kidd
Their kids wouldn’t have lived forever, just a really long time.
or worse...the kids would have “stayed home forever!”
To: Delta Dawn
Sorry I ruined your black panther party.
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posted on
10/20/2014 1:57:41 PM PDT
by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: exit82
Barbara Eden and my mom are around the same age, and they look an awful lot alike.
If they ever turn my life into a movie I want Barbara Eden to play her.
To: Snickering Hound; a fool in paradise; KC_Lion
I don't know about Genie's but watch out for those 9-tailed foxes (Gumiho), they'll eat your liver.
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posted on
10/20/2014 2:05:22 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: jmacusa
If she did not swive
He did not wive.
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posted on
10/20/2014 2:05:23 PM PDT
by
pluvmantelo
(Democrats:the party of moral hazard, the IRS, the NSA and the heckler's veto)
To: exit82
You can pull the audio from a video for an MP3 and use that as the “sounds” when you open computer programs or apps.
“Oh, yes master!”
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posted on
10/20/2014 2:06:32 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/20/2014 2:16:28 PM PDT
by
Squawk 8888
(Will steal your comments & post them on Twitter)
To: Snickering Hound
Sounds like that didn’t quite work out the way she thought it would.
To: SampleMan
My guess is she wanted out of that marriage with her life, and any reason that worked was acceptable...to hell with the money/alimony.
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posted on
10/20/2014 2:44:52 PM PDT
by
Kackikat
(Two wrongs do NOT make a right.... unless you are a Democrat!)
To: faithhopecharity
Per Islamic law, the groom pays the 'bride price'. He paid for and bought her. Now, he returns her, and will get his money back, ie, no alimony.
To: pluvmantelo
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posted on
10/20/2014 3:33:57 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
To: jmacusa
swive is old term for intercourse and ‘to wive’ is to take a wife.
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posted on
10/20/2014 4:01:43 PM PDT
by
pluvmantelo
(Democrats:the party of moral hazard, the IRS, the NSA and the heckler's veto)
To: pluvmantelo
“Swive’’. Mmmm. Never heard the word before. Interesting.
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posted on
10/20/2014 4:09:49 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
(Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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