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Man escapes alimony after wife admits she's a genie
KHOU ^ | 10-18-2014

Posted on 10/20/2014 1:00:00 PM PDT by Snickering Hound

This story about a divorce in the United Arab Emirates begins in not-so-unusual fashion: A wife refuses to sleep with her husband, and he is not pleased.

Then it gets weird: She tells him to talk to her parents, who explain that their daughter can't have sex with him because she is, in fact, a supernatural creature called a jinn that the BBCequates to a genie. This results in divorce. But if the excuse was a tall tale, the joke's on the ex-wife, because a court in Dubai ruled that she is not entitled to alimony, reports Gulf News.

Reason? She wasn't honest about the genie matter.

(Excerpt) Read more at khou.com ...


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1 posted on 10/20/2014 1:00:00 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Snickering Hound

Never cared for blonds. With one exception...


2 posted on 10/20/2014 1:01:18 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart ("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
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To: Snickering Hound

I Dream of Jinnie.


3 posted on 10/20/2014 1:02:30 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: Snickering Hound

A stunningly beautiful woman—Barbara Eden.

Big controversy over her costume—she was not allowed to show her navel because of the network censors.


4 posted on 10/20/2014 1:03:29 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Snickering Hound

makes perfectly good sense ... a genie can magically make her own money without draining it out of her Ex..


5 posted on 10/20/2014 1:05:19 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..) u)
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To: Snickering Hound

If she cannot have marital relations with him, then the marriage isn’t consummated. If the marriage isn’t consummated, how can she be due alimony?


6 posted on 10/20/2014 1:05:46 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("If you're litigating against nuns, you've probably done something wrong."-Ted Cruz)
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To: Dr. Sivana
Their laws are a little different then ours.

What they are calling Alimony is probably her Bride Gift which is a monetary gift to her from her husband to support her if he should divorce her.

7 posted on 10/20/2014 1:08:46 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Snickering Hound

My mother(God rest her) wouldn’t let me and my two older brother watch “I Dream Of Genie’’. She didn’t cotton to us little boys watching Barbra Eden running around in that skimpy little get-up.


8 posted on 10/20/2014 1:08:53 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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To: TurboZamboni

Would that be Forrest’s Jinnie?


9 posted on 10/20/2014 1:09:17 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Snickering Hound
The role of jinns in islam is interesting.

First, they are best equated to an arabic leprechaun, which predates islam. Unlike angels and demons, they are neutral players that exist mainly to provide suitable scape goats when the facts lead in an unacceptable direction.

For example, when the male member of an important and powerful family was the only person in the wedding party who could have possibly abused the village goat, everyone quickly agrees that the real culprit is a mischievous jinn.

In the West, we have the saying that once you eliminate the impossible, the improbable, no matter how unlikely, must be accepted. In muslim lands, especially arabia, that isn't true. When faced with an unsettling probability as the only possible explanation, they reach into their hat and pull out a jinn, as the only acceptable culprit. They have built up more and more powers, as the need for explanation become wilder and wilder.

10 posted on 10/20/2014 1:09:24 PM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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To: exit82

In the first season, when it was in black and white her costume was a bit more revealing.


11 posted on 10/20/2014 1:10:44 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Putting this into terms that Johnnie Cochran would understand...If you do not consummate, the ex will not compensate...


12 posted on 10/20/2014 1:12:02 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Snickering Hound

I’m pretty sure that genie didn’t have a problem with sex.


13 posted on 10/20/2014 1:12:04 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Norm Lenhart

I am blonde, so is my husband. I don’t like blackheads!


14 posted on 10/20/2014 1:13:17 PM PDT by buffyt ("After the midterms..President Barack Hussein O'Ebola is free to rain pure destruction on America")
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To: Snickering Hound; exit82; Norm Lenhart

15 posted on 10/20/2014 1:16:02 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Thanks,Ben.

What I would have given to hear her say to me “Oh,yes,Master...” in the way she would say it.


16 posted on 10/20/2014 1:17:18 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Snickering Hound

Just as well.

Inter-mortality marriages never work out.

Their kids wouldn’t have lived forever, just a really long time.


17 posted on 10/20/2014 1:18:14 PM PDT by kidd
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To: buffyt

On the 7th day, God created Redhaead to give Blonds something to aspire to

But barring that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ol4oWChjzk

;)


18 posted on 10/20/2014 1:19:54 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart ("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
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To: Norm Lenhart
She was a delight as her brunette "sister", too.

It's still incomprehensible to me that Larry Hagman looked back on that show with such disdain.

19 posted on 10/20/2014 1:20:34 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: BenLurkin

All that and apparently an AZ girl too!


20 posted on 10/20/2014 1:22:38 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart ("Refusing to vote against unprincipled people made Obama President. " - agere_contra)
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