Feds Still Studying Why Majority of Lesbians Are Obese

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 08/30/2014 | Elizabeth Harrington

[lurk]

Political Correctness: Seeking an alternative to the obvious.

[fso301]

A related study attempts to determine the reason loose fitting long sleeve flannel shirts are the preferred means by lesbians of concealing malformed udders.

[NoLibZone]

The solution to this terrible problem exists.

See Moochelle lunch programs and Bloombergs Big. Gulp regulations

Simply regulate homosexuality to save humanity!

[lurk]

Political Correctness: Seeking an alternative to the obvious.

[Rashputin]

So is this a major cause of suffocation deaths in the lesbian co-moo-mity and therefore worthy of study or just run of the mill Federal graft among friends?

[blam]

A high number of pedophiles are left handed too.

[OldSmaj]

Feds Still Studying Why Majority of Lesbians Are Obese.

I'll bet Rosie knows.

Save your money and just ask her: "Rosie, why are you disgusting lezzies so fat?"

Simple question.

Of course, she being the lib dumb ass that she is, she's gonna blame the spoon, but....

[SeekAndFind]

Where are you getting this information?

[bgill]

I’ll tell them for free. It’s depression.

[clintonh8r]

What about the hairy moles?

[ansel12]

Lesbianism is partly the rejection of being a woman, so reinforcing that you are not interested in your sex appeal and appearance is a fundamental portion of that, mixed in with females who don’t care, and their love for food indulgence, and wham, a fat chick, layered on top of that is the sort of masculine “big” and more intimidating aura that an extra 100 pounds means to a lesbian.

The homosexuals worship the male form and want to seduce what? Men, who are visual, and drawn to physical beauty, a nice bod.

[TruthBeforeAll]

I bet it’s something in flannel. We could be seeing a massive class action suit in the making.

[Intolerant in NJ]

Or is it maybe that obese ladies don’t have very good prospects in the lovin’ department and are more or less forced to become lesbians out of frustration and anger at the male gender which dissed them.........

[Still Thinking]

“But doc. all I eat is fish tacos, three times a day!”

[Artcore]

Perhaps they’re eating out too much?

[Paladin2]

"A high number of pedophiles are left handed too."

Sinister (and gauche).

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Yeah, and do you see how slim they are?

[Paladin2]

Ur BAD.

(But U likely know that....)

[catnipman]

“The federal government is still seeking answers as to why the majority of lesbians are obese”

Because they eat too much?

And I’ll sell my answer to the Feds for only $200,000.00 instead of $670,567.00.

[blam]

"Where are you getting this information?"

Don't remember but, I read reliable science magazines, etc. Probably in one of those.

Anyway, a quick search found this