Feds Still Studying Why Majority of Lesbians Are Obese

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 08/30/2014 | Elizabeth Harrington

[Ethan Clive Osgoode]

About half of lesbians want to look like men, any sort of manly look will do. The easiest route to that goal is to become an old fat man. A lot easier than becoming a ripped well-dressed guy. Some other dykes want to look like their partner’s mom, so they become real fat and gross. Federal funding isn’t needed to figure this out.

[Crim]

LMAO!!!!

fantasy VS reality...

[Aria]

A related study attempts to determine the reason loose fitting long sleeve flannel shirts are the preferred means by lesbians of concealing malformed udders.

LOL - this just struck me funny. I need to learn how to write grants so I can waste money on some completely STUPID study.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Lesbians are from Mars, queers are from Uranus.

[Chode]

if i had to guess, i'd say they aren't fat cause they are queer, they're queer casue they are fat...

[Girlene]

Interesting....never heard of PCOS before.

PCOS more prevalent in lesbian women

[Amendment10]

The feds have no constitutional justification for such a study.

[babygene]

It’s no so much ehy lesbians are fat. Being fat and not being able to attract a man probably turned them to queerdom.

[Kickass Conservative]

Because they are all ignorant Democrats who can’t figure out how to take care of themselves.

Where’s my Check?

[jonascord]

Had an in-law that was a groupie for/with a women's softball team. She was spectacularly ugly, and seemed to get a lot of comfort with her girl friends.

That she also had this "I can do anything I want..." attitude, that extended to shorting her patients their medications at a nursing home is probably coincidental...

[MrEdd]

Cart before horse.

[babygene]

“ehy” = why

[ogen hal]

How many of the “researchers” are lesbo? This a complete waste of other peoples’s money.

[ElkGroveDan]

Feds Still Studying Why Majority of Lesbians Are Obese

Carpets are high in calories.

[Yaelle]

Lesbians LESS likely to play sports??????

Rofl!!!!!!!

[ElkGroveDan]

Perhaps the gov should start out by studying whether or not they are lesbians BECAUSE they are obese.

Or maybe they are both lesbian and obese due to some other emotional factor.

[Carry_Okie]

Ur BAD.

Call it pathetic license.

At least I'm not homophonophobic.

[GeronL]

This is how the left funds their buddies in Academia

[Beowulf9]

In other words, ‘Feds trying to figure out how to get the most money out of this subject and do nothing really worthwhile for our country’

for as we all know, there are plenty of other things these guys should be working on.

[Smokin' Joe]

Who cares?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I don't care any 2.67 million dollars worth.