Feds Still Studying Why Majority of Lesbians Are Obese

Washington Free Beacon ^ | 08/30/2014 | Elizabeth Harrington

[Irish Eyes]

Are they obese because they are lesbians or are they lesbians because they are obese?

That will be another 4.6 million dollars please.

[Senator_Blutarski]

The paper also said sexual minorities are 46 to 76 percent less likely to be on a sports team, due to “gender nonconformity and athletic self-esteem.”

What the heck is "athletic self-esteem"? Who makes this crap up?

[Texicanus]

Obviously, their ying yang is out of equilibrium.

The’re eating too much ying, need more yang.

Think about it...

[LadyDoc]

Polycystic ovary syndrome.

ovaries produce too much testosterone, causing obesity and hirsutism.

[HandyDandy]

Maybe they should give up their Harley-Davidsons and get bicycles made for two.

[LukeL]

And doctors have been saying to eat more fish to lose weight.

[Fightin Whitey]

Well, we all know...

The Simple Truth

[cdcdawg]

Other studies will include determining whether or not the chicken preceded the egg, and if six actually equals a half dozen.

[smokingfrog]

Poor diet and lack of exercise would me my guess. Duh!

[Tennessee Nana]

What came first...the fat or the perversion ???

[ConorMacNessa]

Damn - never realized that pussy was a high calorie meal!

America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[SeekAndFind]

The cure is obvious...stop being lesbians.

It has been done... ask these women...

[cdcdawg]

Is it possible that they are fat because they eat too much? How much money will it take for an answer?

[Publius]

You will burn in heck for that!

[Calvin Locke]

I'd disagree with lesbians, but agree for gay males, including Sam-no-longer-the-Ram.

I think the people that make this stuff up are grant seekers and/or people with an agenda.

[MNDude]

They’re women that have found a way to greatly increase their chances of getting a date.

[LostInBayport]

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) study is now in its fourth year, receiving an additional $670,567 for fiscal year 2014. The project seeks to determine why “nearly three-quarters of adult lesbians overweight or obese,”

and why they prefer flannel, Subarus, Melissa Etheridge records and gift cards for Snap-On Tools.

[shineon]

There was a defensive lineman for the Patriots, i think his name was Ted Washington. His teammates used to say that he ate up a lot of space.

[ConorMacNessa]

Indeed I will, Maestro!

Still, I would say it again - I'm Irish - we invented political incorrectness.

America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[Vermont Lt]

Even fat chicks can get guys.