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Photo: Large Naked Woman Stomps On Car In Noe Valley [NSFW]
SFist ^
| February 24, 2012 12:45 PM
| Jay Barmann
Posted on 02/26/2012 8:51:55 AM PST by null and void
Photo: John Knight via SF Gate
A woman described as "heavyset" and naked except for her shoes was pulled off the J-Church line on Tuesday morning, and while cops and medical personnel were evaluating her near the intersection of 24th and Church, she threw off a blanket that had been wrapped around her, walked up on the hood of one man's car, and stomped on his windshield. The man, John Knight, described the crazed woman as about 250 pounds, and he had a lot of explaining to do to his insurance company.
“They asked if the car was on the side of a street or in a parking lot,” says Knight. “I told them, ‘No, a naked woman just got on my hood and stomped on it.’ They didn’t really know what to make of it.”
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged.
Update: SFist commenter Paula Maxa posted the following pic of said woman in action:
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: california; napl; sanfrancisco
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I don't recommend clicking on the link to the photo of the woman in action...
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:54:59 AM PST
by
NoGrayZone
(Jim "Firebrand" Robinson endorses Newt...with EPIC call to action!!)
To: null and void
MY EYES!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:55:06 AM PST
by
quegley
(Pitchforks and torches! Tar and feathers! Time to take the country back!)
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:55:29 AM PST
by
Beagle8U
(Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
To: null and void
Fraid I’m a depraved soul and looked.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:55:55 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: null and void
Thank you for the warning...I ain’t clickin’.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:06 AM PST
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: null and void
When she sobers up she is gonna be so proud! (not)
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:24 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: null and void
The woman was hospitalized but it does not seem that she was arrested. They never seem to arrest the flagrantly guilty. They only hassle the innocent.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:27 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
("And the public gets what the public wants" -- The Jam)
To: null and void; Lazamataz
Bertha. Bertha Butt. One of the Butt sisters . . .
I wait with interest on Laz’s opinion.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:56:53 AM PST
by
Psalm 144
(Voodoo Republicans: Don't read their lips; but watch their hands!)
To: null and void
Inaccurate. She’s not “naked,” she’s wearing tennis shoes.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:57:36 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
To: Psalm 144
Actually, her name is Miramar Whalebutt. The Whalebutts appear to be related to the Butts.
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posted on
02/26/2012 8:58:52 AM PST
by
PapaNew
To: All
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:00:53 AM PST
by
redreno
(Americans don't go Gault. Americans go Postal.)
To: quegley
MY EYES!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
I didn't see the disclaimer - visual trauma - AHHHHH!!!!
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:01:34 AM PST
by
PapaNew
To: null and void
To: null and void
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:02:02 AM PST
by
catpuppy
To: null and void
Wait, you’re in San Francisco. It could have been anything. Was the plumbing carefully checked on this person. It could be a she/he. It might matter to the ins company. (pass me another Samoas cookie)
To: rogue yam
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:02:34 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1132 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
I clicked, I'm afraid. Can we really be certain that's a picture of a woman? Looks like a dude w/ some nasty moobs.
To: null and void
Wow, I'm dumbfounded. That is one fugly woman. I'd be like the driver, screaming in terror. Its a great picture though, it has depth, the reflection of the picture taker, emotion of the driver, and the nuttiness of the naked attacking whale. I'd say we are going to be seeing this picture again.
To: catpuppy
Eh? She’s worse than the blue-hairs on your beach?
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posted on
02/26/2012 9:09:14 AM PST
by
null and void
(Day 1132 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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