One down, a gazillion to go, but it’s a start.
There is hope, then.
Woo hoo!! Go get ‘em Tigers!!
A small light at the start of the big deep abyss
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....
(More work time now to devote to REAL problems!)
Some sanity returns to the peoples House.
Whoopsy.
YEEEEESSSSSS!
Your lightbulbs are all well and good. But this is still a big issue, since the rest of the industrialized world is paying a lot of attention to these issues. Has the responsibility for energy issues been assigned elsewhere?
Now eleiminate funding for the EPA and Energy Department!
They get my commendation. Now bring back incandescent bulbs.
Open up the oil wells! Free toilets and showerheads of Federal regulations! Ban all regulation of filament lightbulbs!
But...
There is one less cockroach in the world.
Excellent. The fun is just beginning.
Nice. Read the Constitution, shut down some committees, it’s a Great Day in America already!
Vote to kill 0bamaCare comes up next week! Fun, fun, fun!
Off to a good start. Keep going!
See?
Proof positive that Republicans are responsible for higher unemployment.....
/HEAVY heavy sarc
Next target: the Department of (mis)Education. Zero out their budget.
One down, many to go.
Here is a candidate list for review:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_federal_agencies#Independent_Agencies_and_Government_Corporations
HUD
HHS
Department of Energy
Department of Educaiton
Homeland Security
# Administrative Conference of the United States
# Advisory Council on Historic Preservation
# African Development Foundation
# Amtrak (National Railroad Passenger Corporation)
# Central Intelligence Agency
# Commission on Civil Rights
# Commodity Futures Trading Commission
# Consumer Product Safety Commission
# Corporation for National and Community Service
# Corporation for Public Broadcasting
* Public Broadcasting Service
# Court Services and Offender Supervision Agency
# Defense Nuclear Facilities Safety Board
# Election Assistance Commission
# Environmental Protection Agency
# Equal Employment Opportunity Commission
# Export-Import Bank of the United States
# Farm Credit Administration
# Federal Communications Commission
# Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
# Federal Election Commission
# Federal Housing Finance Board
# Federal Labor Relations Authority
# Federal Maritime Commission
# Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service
# Federal Mine Safety and Health Review Commission
# Federal Reserve System
# Federal Retirement Thrift Investment Board
# Federal Trade Commission (FTC)
# General Services Administration
# Institute of Museum and Library Services
# Inter-American Foundation
# International Broadcasting Bureau
# Merit Systems Protection Board
# National Aeronautics and Space Administration
# National Archives and Records Administration
* Office of the Federal Register
# National Capital Planning Commission
# National Council on Disability
# National Credit Union Administration
* Central Liquidity Facility
# National Endowment for the Arts
# National Endowment for the Humanities
# National Labor Relations Board
# National Mediation Board
# National Science Foundation
# National Transportation Safety Board
# Nuclear Regulatory Commission
# Occupational Safety and Health Review Commission
# Office of Compliance
# Office of Government Ethics
# Office of Personnel Management
* Federal Executive Institute
# Office of Special Counsel
# Office of the National Counterintelligence Executive
# Office of the Director of National Intelligence
# Overseas Private Investment Corporation
# Panama Canal Commission
# Peace Corps
# Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation
# Postal Regulatory Commission
# Railroad Retirement Board
# Securities and Exchange Commission
# Securities Investor Protection Corporation
# Selective Service System
# Small Business Administration
# Social Security Administration
# Tennessee Valley Authority
# U.S. Trade and Development Agency
# United States Agency for International Development
# United States International Trade Commission
# United States Postal Service
# United States Sentencing Commission
Corporation for Travel Promotion
# Administrative Committee of the Federal Register
# American Battle Monuments Commission
# Appalachian Regional Commission
# Architectural and Transportation Barriers Compliance Board (United States Access Board)
# Arctic Research Commission
# Arthritis and Musculoskeletal Interagency Coordinating Committee
# Barry M. Goldwater Scholarship and Excellence in Education Foundation
# Broadcasting Board of Governors
# Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board
# Chief Acquisition Officers Council
# Chief Financial Officers Council
# Chief Human Capital Officers Council
# Chief Information Officers Council
# Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee
# Commission of Fine Arts
# Commission on International Religious Freedom
# Commission on Security and Cooperation in Europe (United States Helsinki Commission)
# Commission on Wartime Contracting (Will sunset sixty days after issuing final report)
# Committee for Purchase from People Who Are Blind or Severely Disabled
# Committee for the Implementation of Textile Agreements
# Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States
# Coordinating Council on Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention
# Defense Acquisition University
# Delaware River Basin Commission
# Denali Commission
# Endangered Species Committee
# Federal Accounting Standards Advisory Board
# Federal Advisory Committees
# Federal Executive Boards
# Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council
# Federal Financing Bank
# Federal Geographic Data Committee
# Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic Weeds
# Federal Interagency Committee on Education
# Federal Interagency Council on Statistical Policy
# Federal Laboratory Consortium for Technology Transfer
# Federal Library and Information Center Committee
# Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission
# Harry S. Truman Scholarship Foundation
# Illinois and Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor Commission
# Indian Arts and Crafts Board
# Interagency Alternate Dispute Resolution Working Group
# Interagency Council on Homelessness
# Interstate Commission on the Potomac River Basin
# J. William Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board
# James Madison Memorial Fellowship Foundation
# Japan-United States Friendship Commission
# Joint Board for the Enrollment of Actuaries
# Joint Fire Science Program
# Marine Mammal Commission
# Migratory Bird Conservation Commission
# Millennium Challenge Corporation
# Mississippi River Commission
# Morris K. Udall Foundation
# National Bipartisan Commission on the Future of Medicare
# National Indian Gaming Commission
# National Commission on the BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill and Offshore Drilling
# National Park Foundation
# Northwest Power and Conservation Council (Northwest Power Planning Council)
# Nuclear Regulatory Commission
# Nuclear Waste Technical Review Board
# Presidential Commission for the Study of Bioethical Issues
# President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Sports
# Presidents Management Council
# Presidio Trust
# Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board
# Regulatory Service Center (Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs)
# Social Security Advisory Board
# Susquehanna River Basin Commission
# Taxpayer Advocacy Panel
# United States Holocaust Memorial Museum
# Veterans Day National Committee
# Vietnam Educational Foundation
# White House Commission on Presidential Scholars (Presidential Scholars Program)
# White House Commission on the National Moment of Remembrance
* Legal Services Corporation
* Smithsonian Institution
* John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
o National Symphony Orchestra
* State Justice Institute
* United States Institute of Peace
* Financial Industry Regulatory Authority
* Municipal Securities Rulemaking Board
* National Futures Association
* Federal Agricultural Mortgage Corporation (Farmer Mac)
* Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation (Freddie Mac)
* Federal National Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae)
* NeighborHood Reinvestment Corporation (NeighborWorks America)
* Student Loan Marketing Association (Sallie Mae)
Congressman Webster (R) (Grayson (D) Replacement) is being placed on Rules Committee and the Judiciary while my Congresswoman Sandy Adams (R) (Kosmas (D) Replacement) is being place on the Science and Technology and Space Committee as well as the Judiciary.
Hopefully they can help clean up all that muck as well!