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Hey great idea! To get elected all we've got to do is...

Posted on 07/06/2009 9:07:41 PM PDT by Jim Robinson

...be more like them. All we've got to do is implement universal health care, sign on to global warming, sign all the international treaties we can, give amnesty to the illegals, give up on abortion, give up to gay rights, go along with the tax hikes on the wealthy, go along with taking over industry after industry, control the greedy CEO compensation plans, shut down our defense systems, scrap our nuclear weapons programs, scrap our navy, shut down the car companies, develop rapid transit, shut down the coal industry, switch to green power, etc, etc, etc. Oh yeah, support the commies in Cuba, Venezuela and Honduras and the Mullahs in Iran... and wipe Israel off the planet.

Oops, we're going to be in a war with Russia soon. Only this time they'll be the defending capitalists.


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To: Proud_USA_Republican

Buy stock in Zantac and Maalox.

My purchases alone could make you rich.


81 posted on 07/07/2009 8:25:20 AM PDT by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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To: Jim Robinson

No subsidies for the arts? You lost my vote.


82 posted on 07/07/2009 8:29:17 AM PDT by decimon
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To: Jim Robinson
Nice satire, my friend. See you soon.

John / Billybob / Benjamin

83 posted on 07/07/2009 8:31:00 AM PDT by Congressman Billybob (www.AmericasOwnersManual.com)
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To: who_would_fardels_bear
But are you forgetting our LGBT friends?

See the second sentence:

"All we've got to do is implement universal health care, sign on to global warming, sign all the international treaties we can, give amnesty to the illegals, give up on abortion, give up to gay rights..."

84 posted on 07/07/2009 9:24:48 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 168 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Jim Robinson
Yeah, forgot the furry animals too. And the fishes. And who’s gonna save the whales? If not us, who?

You could claim that's covered under global warming...

85 posted on 07/07/2009 9:26:22 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 168 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: RasterMaster

EXCELLENT!


86 posted on 07/07/2009 9:26:49 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 168 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Jim Robinson; potlatch; holdonnow; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; MeekOneGOP


It's all free!

You can't win it if you're not in it!




some restrictions may apply



87 posted on 07/07/2009 9:32:11 AM PDT by devolve (- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sarah Palin 2012 - - - - - -)
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To: Jim Robinson

We cannot take the country back unless the liberal media that enables this crap and misleads the public is destroyed.


88 posted on 07/07/2009 9:38:14 AM PDT by RabidBartender (Democracy fails when the majority starts voting themselves presents from the public treasury - unk.)
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To: LeGrande
Bingo.

Libel-als have the lock on liberal emotional appeal (rage, anger, loathing, etc.)

We need to frame the conversation in conservative emotional terms (humor).

Just yesterday was wondering who would be president today if Joe-the-plumber had said something like:

"So, Mr 0bama? Let me see if I got this straight, you think it's perfectly fair to use the full weight, might and power of the entire US government to seize money at gunpoint from people who worked very hard for it and earned it, to give to people who didn't lift a finger (except, perhaps, to vote for democrats), after skimming off most of it for your own pet projects?

That's your idea of fair???

Really???

Fair???

(wild laughter)(wipes eyes) You ARE kidding, right? Right???"

I bet 0bama couldn't stand up to 1 minute of much deserved public ridicule.

89 posted on 07/07/2009 9:42:25 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 168 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: Jim Robinson

The Presidency in nothing more than a political American Idol anymore. The population has dumbed down so much that the only thing that seems to matter is looks and a good voice.


90 posted on 07/07/2009 9:46:20 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (When you put Democrats in charge, stupid things happen)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
The Zeroth step is Fear the Lord.

Too bad Zeroth only fears allah...

91 posted on 07/07/2009 9:50:44 AM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 168 of our national holiday from reality.)
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To: null and void
I bet 0bama couldn't stand up to 1 minute of much deserved public ridicule.

That is why they hate and despise Rush so much : )

92 posted on 07/07/2009 11:21:38 AM PDT by LeGrande (I once heard a smart man say that you canÂ’t reason someone out of something that they didnÂ’t reaso)
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To: Jim Robinson; 3D-JOY; BufordP; Sensei Ern; GunsareOK; Jimmy Valentine's brother; sauropod

Jim, are you still standing strong on right to firearms?

Super
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Tent...For Brains

Ping List

Jim, I know you are being sarcastic


93 posted on 07/07/2009 11:34:27 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
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To: Jim Robinson

LOL! Yeah and lets start tearing Obama’s little girls apart with rape jokes! And Michelle has a fat butt! Hahahahahaha...NOT.

Let’s not be like the fascists. Lets be to the other extreme of freedom and strip them of all power and prosecute them for corruption.


94 posted on 07/07/2009 11:45:52 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: devolve

Good post devolve.


95 posted on 07/07/2009 5:44:28 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: potlatch

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Thanks potlatch

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Free national healthcare:

(1 Trillion Dollars for openers)


96 posted on 07/07/2009 5:51:06 PM PDT by devolve (- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sarah Palin 2012 - - - - - -)
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To: devolve

Wonderful, we’ll all just be so hale and hearty when ‘the one’ watches over us.


97 posted on 07/07/2009 5:53:47 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Thanks for the ping!


98 posted on 07/07/2009 9:48:52 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Jim Robinson
Hey great idea! To get elected all we've got to do is...

...be more like them.

If by "THEM" you mean the 'Founding Fathers', then I completely agree!

Trust in God!

Defend your principles!

Fight those who would deny you your liberty!

And pray!!!

99 posted on 07/07/2009 9:54:46 PM PDT by airborne (Congratulations to the Stanley Cup Champions! PITTSBURGH PENGUINS RULE!!!)
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To: Jim Robinson; Alamo-Girl; onyx; ALOHA RONNIE; SpookBrat; Republican Wildcat; Howlin; ...

Ping to JimRob’s commentary here!

Ping! Ping! Ping!


100 posted on 07/07/2009 10:38:07 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (2008: The year the Media died. --Sean Hannity, regarding Barack HUSSEIN ObaMao's treatment ...)
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