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Water - don't leave home without it
American Thinker ^ | 10-22-05 | Bob Weir- Commentary

Posted on 10/22/2005 9:07:47 AM PDT by smoothsailing

Water – don't leave home without it

October 22nd, 2005

I see my wife leaving the house to go to the supermarket, which is just about a 2 minute drive. In one hand she has the car keys and in the other she's grasping a plastic bottle of water. "Are you expecting to go shopping in the Sahara Desert?" I asked with a grin.

"Oh, you mean this?" she responded, holding the jug of liquid aloft.

"Yeah, I was wondering if you're going on a safari or if you planned on coming home sometime this week," I said, still smirking.

"Don't be silly," she replied with a frown. "You know how important water intake is."

"Well, yes, food is important too, but I don't see you carrying a couple of sandwiches with you every time you leave the house" I retorted with the slightest hint of sarcasm.

The selling of bottled water ranks as one of the most adroit marketing schemes ever to insinuate itself into the psyches of the American consumer. Undoubtedly, about 30 years ago, some whiz kid came up with the idea of using clever marketing to get premium prices for a product that everyone could get for free in homes, restaurants and office buildings in every city in the country. Europeans had already been buying bottled mineral water from famous spas for some time, after all. In the old days of unhealthy tap water, this might have made sense.

Before we were all lulled into thinking that tap water is dirty, smelly, impure and unhealthy, we couldn't have imagined the day would come when we'd pay for it like soda pop, juice or milk. Moreover, we never imagined that people would become so attached to their water supply that they would never leave home without a full canteen, as their ancestors did when they were slogging through the desiccated prairies in wagon trains.

It all began with the selling of water filters for home use. Network marketing companies became very effective in spreading the message by word of mouth that the "impurities" in tap water were the cause of several maladies. We were introduced to terms like, "reverse osmosis filtration, carbon pressed purification," and "oxygen reinforced sluicing." All designed to sound scientific and just esoteric enough to confuse as well as captivate a gullible public.

It worked even better than could have been expected. The home filtration systems could turn out a liter of water for a few pennies, when based on the cost of the apparatus and the volume of water it "purified" during the life of the system. Soon, however, it became apparent that people on the go would pay even more for a portable supply. Hence, a new idea was born; tell the public that the filtering would be done at the factory and sell the fluid over the counter in bottles. Furthermore, make it appear chic to have a ubiquitous supply of H20 in the hands of a perpetually parched public. Voila! Today, it's a $9 billion business and growing.

On a recent 60 Minutes segment, Andy Rooney lampooned the issue. "One of the most popular brands, Poland Spring water, isn't Polish; it's from Poland Spring, Maine. A pint costs $1.35 in the CBS cafeteria. Now just think about that. There are eight pints in a gallon, so if your car ran on water instead of gas and you had to fill a 15-gallon tank with this, it would cost $162 to fill your tank with water," said the CBS curmudgeon.  Mr. Rooney took some of the bottles to a testing laboratory called Yorktown Environmental Services to see what was in them.

"From all the waters I've seen that are bottled waters, and I probably haven't tested all of them, but they are very much dead water…. They have nothing in them. I drink tap water," says lab owner and water expert Al Padovani. In addition, the authority on water said, "The water that you get out of a municipal supply or a well supply has more chemicals that the body needs." 

Rooney said he works on the same floor with a staff of about 60 people, and just about everyone has a bottle of water on his/her desk. "It's like a security blanket, it's always there," he said. "And, they carry it wherever they go." He added, "Out by the elevator, there's a water fountain. The water is cooled, very good and the filter is changed regularly. I have never seen anyone drink this free water." Such is the genius of marketing. Keep in mind; we're now being told that our air is not pure. Soon, we may all be wearing surgical masks like Michael Jackson.

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Bob Weir is a former detective sergeant in the New York City Police Department. He is the excutive editor of The News Connection in Highland Village, Texas. BobWeir777@aol.com


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: marketing; water
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To: smoothsailing

I have nothing against water - I love it and drink a lot of it daily. I have nothing against clean, tasty water being marketed & sold.

However, when I lived in nyc I noticed this and I always found it comical. Folks in Midtown going on a short jaunt from their office to a store maybe a block or two away, with their bottle of water in hand. It's absurd, really. How much could they possibly dehydrate in a short 20 minute roundtrip so close to their offices?

Childish. But, I love water! ;-)


61 posted on 10/22/2005 11:19:31 AM PDT by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: smoothsailing

I run my office water mess, with 21 members in our small office paying about $10 a quarter for all the water they can drink. We get 5-gallon bottles delivered and I always have my tumbler full of water on my desk.

I don't trust anything that comes out of a pipe in downtown Seattle, even if it is dressed up as a water fountain.


62 posted on 10/22/2005 11:25:48 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: CenTex

"The people that buy bottled water probably also buy organic vegetables at a premium price... "

I won't buy or eat that junk either!

I grew up before major pesticides and had to endure buggy produce plus, at least the farmers I know have a college education and anaylize the soil for whatever crop they are going to plant and supplement it with the proper fertalizer and chemicals for that particular crop and don't just dump crap on it and hope it works.


63 posted on 10/22/2005 11:28:09 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: smoothsailing

Dear All,

I've read Dr. Batmanghelidj's "Your Body's Many Cries for Water." I've found his advice to not only make sense but in practice I've found that it works for me.

One of his main points I find interesting is taking in water only as a way for the body to absorb it effectively.
It seems that coffee, tea and other beverages are diuretic and don't stay in the body long enough to be used as readily as water only. His information on cholesterol's relationship to water is also very compelling. I also recommend reading his latest book called Obesity,Cancer Depression Their Common Cause & Natural Cure.

Thanks for starting the thread.


64 posted on 10/22/2005 11:30:35 AM PDT by Return to the Public
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To: Purdue Pete

drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol


fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face!


65 posted on 10/22/2005 11:32:28 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT (Sane, and have the papers to prove it!)
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To: SamAdams76
"...Cider and rum were the main drinks of Colonial America until beer came to be made in sufficient quantities..."

I grew up on home made beer and wine. I think the first time I ever tasted mass produced beer was in high school. took a sip and gagged. It tasted like water with essence of skunk.
66 posted on 10/22/2005 11:35:06 AM PDT by thepizzalady (The Truth will set you free.)
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To: HitmanNY
I drink bottled water, but only because my city tap water is a rusty brown more often than not. I don't trust it. It stains my shower curtain brown even when it doesn't *look* brown.

I buy my bottled water at a water store for 29 cents a gallon, I bring my own containers and we use it for drinking and cooking.

I drink water only when I'm thirsty. I don't force myself to drink it, like I don't force myself to eat or go to the bathroom! I figure the Lord put the thirst, hunger, elimination indicators there for a reason and we should listen to them! Call me quirky, I guess...Heh heh!

I leave two sixteen ounce bottles of water in the car because invariably one of my jedis will need a drink. I've occasionally used it to wash their hands, even...
67 posted on 10/22/2005 11:36:53 AM PDT by 2Jedismom (Expect me when you see me!)
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To: dalereed

Ah, thus the wide mouth bottles . . .


68 posted on 10/22/2005 11:40:24 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: SandyInSeattle
I don't trust anything that comes out of a pipe in downtown Seattle, even if it is dressed up as a water fountain.

That's gotta be my favorite line in this whole thread!

I gotta go out now.This thread has been fun, have a wonderful weekend, SIS! :o)

69 posted on 10/22/2005 11:48:27 AM PDT by smoothsailing (Always drink upstream of the herd)
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To: OldFriend

Come on out West where it is 50 miles between towns and you will.


70 posted on 10/22/2005 11:51:03 AM PDT by B4Ranch (No expiration date on the oath to protect America from all enemies, foreign and domestic!)
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To: 2Jedismom

I get bottled water here in LV, also. 25cents/gal and it is great. I drink lots of it daily.

But I'm not compelled to bring a small bottle with me when I leave my car and walk into my local post office for 10 minutes.

People who carry a bottle in their hand everywhere are annoying, but only when I stop to notice them. :-)


71 posted on 10/22/2005 11:51:36 AM PDT by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: razorback-bert

I got a big laugh at the placement of the water storage facility by on FM 1788 by the airport. There used to be cattle feeder pens at that location.


72 posted on 10/22/2005 11:55:12 AM PDT by Rockpile
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To: smoothsailing

Have fun!


73 posted on 10/22/2005 11:58:20 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: sine_nomine

Have you ever worked in the direct 100 degree sun for a few hours. I can remember days where I have drank 2 gallons in 10 hours and the dogs drank over a gallon each.


74 posted on 10/22/2005 11:58:22 AM PDT by B4Ranch (No expiration date on the oath to protect America from all enemies, foreign and domestic!)
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To: ByDesign

We have a BRITA filter on the jug. It cleans the water up quite well. Good at getting the occasional chlorine smell and taste out. I think the water company must overload the chlorine amounts when they are working on the street systems.


75 posted on 10/22/2005 12:01:41 PM PDT by B4Ranch (No expiration date on the oath to protect America from all enemies, foreign and domestic!)
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To: razorback-bert

West Texas water. It will stain your teeth. But it doesn't taste good!


76 posted on 10/22/2005 12:08:13 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: smoothsailing
Here is the thing: I drink tap water (filtered) from the fridge when at home, but bottled when on the go. Why? Because it is hard to clean your own carry bottle. They get slimy and full of bacteria if not cleaned. They can get leftover soap in them if cleaned, and somehow once a plastic container has been left in the sun a few times, the water has too "plastic" a taste. Also, you can't offer your kids any without sharing too many germs, and each having their own is way too many to keep cleaning.

Therefore I carry bottles of water in the trunk for everyone who needs a drink. Easy, convenient, and clean.

77 posted on 10/22/2005 12:09:09 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle
" I've never met a Texan that hasn't drank from a muddy hoof print"... Rooster Cogburn..aka John Wayne.
78 posted on 10/22/2005 12:54:17 PM PDT by Beagle8U
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To: smoothsailing

I offered to help my next door neighbor reroof his place.
The soon got turned into "I do the work and my neighbor watched" (He's about 65, so that's ok)

About ten days on a roof in August is brutal, even in the Seattle environs.

About three days into it I'm starting to feel a bit woozy. All day, I was drinking ice tea, and lots of it!

I was plumb out of electrolytes, so I started on the gatorade, and did much better.

Drinking too much plain water can actually kill you.


79 posted on 10/22/2005 1:07:19 PM PDT by djf (Government wants the same things I do - MY guns, MY property, MY freedoms!)
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To: smoothsailing

Water Wars? Then who's Darth Wader?


80 posted on 10/22/2005 4:33:08 PM PDT by whenigettime
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