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"Close cover before zotting" Quotes of note for the Zotworthy Troll
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Posted on 09/16/2005 5:28:34 AM PDT by Dumbya1

I thought a collection of quotes from the Bible would be useful for those who claim to be "Christians" on the rabid right:

"And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men." Luke (ch. II, v. 13-14)

"And he shall judge among the nations, and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more." Isaiah (ch. II, v. 4)

50 ...Then they came up, arrested Jesus, and held him tight. 51 One of those who were with Jesus drew his sword and struck at the High Priest’s slave, cutting off his ear. 52 “Put your sword back in its place,” Jesus said to him. “All who take the sword will die by the sword." Mat 26:50-52 (Mark 14.43-50; Luke 22.47-53; John 18.3-11)

And finally, a word to those Rich folk, like Pat Robertson, and Bush himself, who think they're going to heaven:

"Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is very hard for a rich person to get into the Kingdom of Heaven. I say it again--it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!" " Matthew 19:23-24

I'm not particularly religious myself, but I would have thought all real Christians would stand up and denounce acts of blasphemy by those false prophets who claim to speak in the name of their religion.


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1 posted on 09/16/2005 5:28:35 AM PDT by Dumbya1
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To: Dumbya1

Eat s*** and die, leftist bastard. Your people are responsible for the deaths of millions in the name of your putrid ideology.


2 posted on 09/16/2005 5:29:18 AM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: Dumbya1

You're gonna miss the bus!!!


3 posted on 09/16/2005 5:29:37 AM PDT by andyandval
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To: MadIvan

Charming language. You must be one of those "Compassionate Christian Conservatives".


4 posted on 09/16/2005 5:30:23 AM PDT by Dumbya1
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To: Dumbya1

Just joined today?
Welcome to FreeRepublic!
And good luck!


5 posted on 09/16/2005 5:30:27 AM PDT by airborne
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To: Dumbya1

Bye bye


6 posted on 09/16/2005 5:31:02 AM PDT by Numbers Guy
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To: Dumbya1

I made it before the Zot!


7 posted on 09/16/2005 5:31:15 AM PDT by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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To: Dumbya1

I'm a Dark Side Conservative. We're sick to death of being polite to people who claim to be so intelligent and compassionate yet somehow blame George W. Bush for everything in the most hysterical possible language. There is no reasoning with you idiots - you proved it during Impeachment. So the only thing you do understand is a kick in the goolies.

Enjoy your zot, you putrid jackass.


8 posted on 09/16/2005 5:31:54 AM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: airborne

Thank you airborne. How nice to see some civility here. Obviously some people need their mouths washed out with soap and water.


9 posted on 09/16/2005 5:31:56 AM PDT by Dumbya1
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To: Dumbya1

Smell ya later


10 posted on 09/16/2005 5:32:23 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Dumbya1

>>And finally, a word to those Rich folk, like Pat Robertson, and Bush himself, who think they're going to heaven:<<

John Kerry, John Edwards, Ted Kennedy......


11 posted on 09/16/2005 5:32:28 AM PDT by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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To: Dumbya1

12 posted on 09/16/2005 5:32:48 AM PDT by airborne
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To: Dumbya1

IBTZ


13 posted on 09/16/2005 5:32:57 AM PDT by Sloth (Archaeologists test for intelligent design all the time.)
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To: Dumbya1

IN BE4 ZOT!


14 posted on 09/16/2005 5:33:00 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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>>goolies<<

Ivan, you're the best!


15 posted on 09/16/2005 5:33:13 AM PDT by netmilsmom (God blessed me with a wonderful husband.)
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To: Dumbya1

>>Obviously some people need their mouths washed out with soap and water.<<

And obviously you need a serious enema.


16 posted on 09/16/2005 5:33:37 AM PDT by OwenKellogg
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To: Dumbya1

IBTZ WOO! HOO! I made it!


17 posted on 09/16/2005 5:33:52 AM PDT by BureaucratusMaximus (Watching cradle-to-grave liberalism shred itself to pieces in the calming breeze of reality)
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To: Dumbya1

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

So, are you?


18 posted on 09/16/2005 5:33:54 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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Thank you for toning the language down Mad Ivan. I have to say, although i've visited this forum previously, I wasn't aware that there would be so much hostility towards true Christianity. I thought you guys would be all for it?


19 posted on 09/16/2005 5:34:15 AM PDT by Dumbya1
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Thank you for toning the language down Mad Ivan. I have to say, although i've visited this forum previously, I wasn't aware that there would be so much hostility towards true Christianity. I thought you guys would be all for it?


20 posted on 09/16/2005 5:34:16 AM PDT by Dumbya1
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