Posted on 07/30/2005 11:35:55 AM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson
The Hero of Chappaquiddick: a profile of liberal Democrat Ted Kennedy
Local Columnist Jack Ward
On the anniversary of the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal, Edward M. (Teddy) Kennedy wanted to make sure everyone was reminded of the incident. Since Sen. Kennedy wants to remind us of history, I feel obligated to mention the anniversary of Kennedy's troubled past.
Teddy is the last son of Joe and Rose Kennedy. The older, famous sons John (JFK) and Robert (RFK) are icons in Democrat politics. But as Cleo O'Donnell, a wife of a former Kennedy campaign aide said, "Teddy Kennedy was the weak kitten in the litter, never able to measure up to his brothers." At prep school his performance was so mediocre his brother JFK once referred to Teddy as "the gay illiterate."
Teddy was admitted to Harvard as a legacy student rather than for academic achievement. Teddy was fortunate that JFK, RFK and his father had graduated with distinction. Teddy's claim to fame at Harvard was getting expelled for cheating in his sophomore year. After getting expelled, he sat around feeling sorry for himself until he signed up for a four-year hitch in the Army.
His father Joe (who was the U.S. Ambassador to England) was very upset. He reportedly said, "Don't you ever look at what you're signing?" He then pushed political buttons and revised the enlistment to two years. It is nice to have a daddy fix your screw-ups. In two years he never go above the rank of private.
After demonstrating his military prowess, Teddy returned to Harvard and joined the rugby team. Rugby has been described as a "character-building sport." In one match, Teddy go into three fist-fights and was finally thrown out of the game. According to referee Frederick Costick, "Teddy was the only player he had ever expelled from a game of 30 years of officiating." Rugby did little to improve Teddy's character.
After graduating from Harvard, he entered the University of Virginia Law School. At Virginia, he was called "Cadillac Eddie." He got four tickets in two years for running red lights and driving at night with lights off at 90 miles per hour through neighborhoods. But even with convictions, fines and strict driving regulations, he never lost his license.
When JFK was elected president in 1960, his Massachusetts Senate seat became vacant. Papa Joe said, "Look, I paid for it, it belongs in the family." But Teddy wasn't 30, so he couldn't run. So Joe got an interim slug to occupy the office until Teddy could be anointed. In 1962, Ol' Joe succeeded and Teddy became a U.S. Senator.
On July 18, 1969, Teddy's sordid past caught up with him at Chappaquiddick, Marths's Vineyard, Massachusetts. Teddy was one of a party of six married men and six single women. Investigators confirmed that a package liquor store sold three half-gallons of vodka, four fifths of scotch, two bottles of rum and two cases of beer for the party. Attendee Joe Gargan said, "Frankly, everybody was a little bombed."
About 12:45 a.m., Teddy and campaign aide Mary Jo Kopechne decided to leave the party. Rather than have Teddy's personal chauffeur (Jack Crimmins) drive, Teddy demanded to drive Mary Jo "to the ferry" - but the ferry had stopped running at midnight.
Deputy Sheriff Christopher "Huck" Look saw a black Oldsmobile driving erratically and the driver appeared to be in a "confused state." Even with the partial license plate, it was verified to be Kennedy's car. After being spotted by Deputy Look, Kennedy sped off. In his haste, he missed the bridge and the car went into the water. Teddy escaped but Mary Jo Kopechne didn't. Kennedy didn't report the accident for more than 10 hours.
Neither Kennedy's timeline nor account of events matched the facts nor the statements from the deputy sheriffs or nearby residents. While the 10-hour delay ensured that he couldn't be charged with driving while intoxicated, his driver's license had expired and he had fled the scene of an accident. Friends recreated his driver's lcense, but Chapter 90, Section 24 of the Massachusetts vehicle code requires "imprisonment for not less than 20 days or more than two years" when a driver leaves the scene of an accident where injuries occur - for all people except a Kennedy.
State police detective-lieutenant George Killen said, "Senator Kennedy killed that girl the same as if he put a gun to her head and pulled the trigger."
In 1973, Sen. Ted Kennedy said, "Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?"
Teddy should know.
Jack Ward is a retired aerospace employee who lives in Santa Cruz. He provides a local conservative viewpoint to the Register-Pajaronian. The opinions of columnists are not necessarily those of the Register-Pajaronian.
State police detective-lieutenant George Killen said, "Senator Kennedy killed that girl the same as if he put a gun to her head and pulled the trigger."
Mary Jo K saved the country from this slob.
"That Chivas is a helluva drug!"
The "conscience" of the left surely is a moral leper.
"Shut up! You lost your credibility the same day you lost your manhood and whatever latent sympathy owed you for the untimely deaths of your brothers when you swan away from a helpless young girl trapped in a sunken automobile."
90 MPH with the lights off-sounds like very little has changed over the years for Teddy!
After this incident and the Billy "the Rapist" Clinton saga, I wonder that anyone in the Rat party has credibility on the subject of ethics and morality. They will go along with anything in order to maintain their power. (Such as it is.)
Good column...suggest you contact him and recruit him as a FReeper.
The gay illiterate? I think hes well versed on all gay issues.
"A review of the highlights of Sen. Kennedy's career for people like me who are a little hazy on them."
All you need to know is that a piglet becomes boar.
Well, that and the fact that given time and the right treatment, pigs can made into bacon...
It's more along the lines of 'gay blade'.....
I emailed him after the last of his columns I posted (a history of the ACLU) and invited him to FR. I don't know if he took me up on it. He may be on board.
Ted Kennedy = a POS with a neck brace.
At the MRC's "DisHonors Awards for the Most Outrageously Biased Liberal Reporting of 2003," Pierce won the "Ozzy Osbourne Award (for the Wackiest Comment)" for this assertion in a January 5, 2003 Boston Globe Magazine profile of Senator Ted Kennedy: "If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age."
Well put! I'd like to hear that, too!
I was a receptionist in a radiologist's office when Teddy did his run for prez. My co-workers were strong supporters. They had his face on buttons on their coats. I pinned "Chappaquiddick" to mine.
I know, I'm just a smart-alec
At the time of this mess, it was reported in some of the newspapers that Teddy said he swam the channel to Edgartown because the ferry had quit running. Evidently, he showed up at his hotel, and tried to make a big thing with a hotel employee about the time, and seemed to be trying to establish an alibi. I haven't seen this referred to in years, but it was a part of the original stories coming out of this fiasco.
Another part of the original story also seems to have gotten dropped along the way. Teddy told a pitiful tale of having swum to exhaustion trying to extricate Mary Jo from the Submarine USS Oldsmobile Delta 88 which then was cruising on the bottom of Poucha Pond with her as the only passenger.
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