Posted on 05/15/2015 6:35:59 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
The 2016 clown car can't get much longer -- but the Republican National Committee can't be bothered.
The Republican Party has a bit of mess on its hands heading into the 2016 election season. Simply put, too many Republicans want to be president. The field of declared and potential candidates is large and in flux, and this will leave the Republican National Committee with some tough choices to make when debate season starts up. How do they decide who makes the cut for debate invitations? Do they go by polling numbers and risk letting a clown like Donald Trump through while excluding an unpopular sitting governor like Bobby Jindal? And what about Carly Fiorina? Shes currently polling at about one percent, but do they want to run the risk of the horrible PR that would come with excluding the only woman in the GOP field?
Its a tough issue to resolve. But while the Republican National Committee is trying to restrict who it considers a candidate when it comes to the debates, its going in the opposite direction for fundraising purposes. This week the RNC blasted out a straw poll that lets the GOP faithful choose from thirty-six potential nominees for 2016. And the committees method for choosing who it considers a candidate is unique.
Lets break down the RNCs potential presidents into various categories to get a sense of what the hell is going on here.
People Who Are Definitely or Probably Running for President
You all know these names by now. The declared candidates are on there: Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee, Carly Fiorina. As are the people who are definitely running but arent officially running yet: Jeb Bush, Rick Santorum, Chris Christie, Scott Walker, Rick Perry, etc. These are the staid choices for people who dont realize that straw polls are silly time-wasters that let you fake-vote for your favorite freaky niche candidate.
People Who Definitely Are Not Running for President
The RNC also decided to include in its 2016 presidential straw poll several people who have already firmly declared that they are not running for president in 2016. The most notable among them is Mitt Romney, who trolled us all earlier this year about his intentions and fooled Mark Halperin before announcing that he was out of the running. Also included is Ron Paul, who announced almost two years ago that he would not be making another run for the presidency and is unlikely to change his mind, given that one of his spawn is already in the race. Newt Gingrich got the nod despite having taken himself out of the running earlier this year so he could focus on his tech blogging and figuring out what a smartphone is.
And then theres Condoleezza Rice, who ruled out a 2016 bid last autumn and seemed to close the door on ever entertaining a run for the presidency. After Jeb Bushs news from yesterday, she stands out as the choice for people who still think the Iraq war was totally worth it.
The Attention Vacuums
Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Herman Cain, Allen West each one of them is forever at a low-level state of running for president because that gives cable news bookers the excuse they need to put these ninnies on the air. They are all ideal straw poll candidates since they are self-evidently clownish, beloved by narrow and misinformed slices of the conservative movement, and they will never, ever be president.
Grab Bag
Whoever made this straw poll got through all the above categories and found that it was still, somehow, lacking for options. So that person apparently just began picking Republican officials at random to throw in there. New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte, who will be focused on a very tough reelection bid this cycle, made the cut for whatever reason. South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott is on there too after having populated a few These People Could Run In 2016 If The World Was, Like, Totally Crazy filler pieces. John Thune? Sure, why not. Whatever. This doesnt matter. Nothing matters.
Tim Pawlenty
Hes on there. And hes probably thrilled about it. As thrilled as Tim Pawlenty gets, anyway.
The Next and Greatest President of These United States
Sen. Lindsey O. Graham: The logical choice for voters who love war but also love more war.
This Rando Right Here
Of the names on the straw poll, 35 out of 36 are immediately recognizable to people who closely follow politics. But theres one name on there that stands out from the crowd of familiars: Mark Everson.
Who the hell is Mark Everson?
Mark Everson happens to be an official candidate for the presidency. He was George W. Bushs IRS commissioner for a few years and was the CEO of the Red Cross a job he was forced out of after having an inappropriate relationship with a female subordinate.
His platform is slightly outside the mainstream of Republican policy. I support an amnesty (to call it anything else is disingenuous) and path to citizenship, he writes on his website. On the national security front, he calls for reinstating the draft as a means of bridging class divides. He wants to means-test Social Security and is against using dynamic scoring to magically balance budgets. Perhaps most ambitiously, Everson promises that if elected hell serve just one term and, in that time, amend the Constitution so that his successors can serve just one five- or six-year term.
And now hes on a Republican National Committee straw poll alongside Jeb Bush, Donald Trump and Tim Pawlenty. Congrats, Mark! Youve hit the big time.
Sweet Mother of God please let the Democrat anoint the already anointed one Hillary Clinton as their candidate,
We do have a few clowns in our car, but to the best of my knowledge we do not have a serial pathological liar, a slush fund masquerading as a charity fund, a probably felon in relation to obstruction of justice when she wiped her server clean, etc. etc. etc. and the ect. list goes on and on.
Please god let her be the nominee for the DemoRat party.
I don’t think Herman Cain ever had an “affair”. No one accused of giving him of asking for a Lewinsky or exposing his trousers or raping anyone like Bill Clinton. He just liked to lavish attention on blond subordinates. But then which red blooded American male does not? I have seen this scene played out a thousand times in corporate offices.
I don’t recall Salon being first to approve of W. Be that as it may that is not what this article is doing.
In fact the mms as well as the ultra lefties are making fun of the republicans for having so many candidates. Seems they prefer the coronation da beast to actual elections
Herman isn’t running again.
I was behind him last time, too.
Eliminate the cheap labor importers and you have Walker and Cruz.
Yeah he’s got the goods. But so much can happen. He’ll be a major challenger for sure.
Sounds racist.
From Huff-Po:
Maloy listens to every single second of every single Limbaugh radio broadcast, every single day. Depending on your political leanings, that might be your idea of hell, or it might be your idea of paradise.
For the 27-year-old Maloy, it’s a job. The Greenwich, Conn., native and 2003 graduate of Williams College is a deputy research director of the left-leaning media criticism website Media Matters for America, and he writes the “Limbaugh Wire,” an hour-by-hour rebuttal and critique of the conservative talkmeister.
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