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Stephen Colbert mocks Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin and Bobby Jindal in epic Values Voter Summit takedown
Salon ^ | October 1, 2014 | Sarah Gray

Posted on 10/01/2014 6:59:32 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

"The Values Voter Summit, a four-day orgy of people fundamentally opposed to orgies"

(VIDEO-AT-LINK)

Stephen Colbert ripped into the ninth annual Values Voter Summit, last night on “The Colbert Report.” Very few were spared. ”There were so many great speakers,” Colbert said. “Also Sarah Palin.”

But the speeches were just part of the Values Voter Summit. It also holds the first large straw poll for presidential candidates....

(Excerpt) Read more at salon.com ...


TOPICS: Alaska; Louisiana; Texas; Issues; Parties
KEYWORDS: 2016election; alaska; bobbyjindal; colbertreport; cruz; demagogicparty; election2016; jindal; louisiana; memebuilding; palin; partisanmediashill; partisanmediashills; salon; sarahgray; sarahpalin; stephencolbert; tedcruz; texas; valuesvotersummit
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To: Delta Dawn

Letterman is just as bad. Daily ridicule of Bush and other conservatives. Took him 6 years to do an Obama joke.


21 posted on 10/01/2014 7:34:21 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
OK.
I'll play.

A man dies and arrives in heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall full of clocks as far as the eye could see.
He asked, "What's with all the clocks?"

St Peter answered, "Those are the lie clocks. Everybody who arrives here has one assigned. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock moves.
The man looked around and asked, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man "And whose clock is that one?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's," replied St Peter, "The hands only moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his whole life."

"Where's Barack Hussein Obamas?"
Oh, Barack's clock is in Sarah Palin's rec room. She's using it as a ceiling fan"

22 posted on 10/01/2014 7:35:38 PM PDT by publius911 (`)
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To: ObamahatesPACoal

Apparently, Colbert needs another ass-kicking.


23 posted on 10/01/2014 7:53:19 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Argus
Snark monkey shoots barrel full of straw men. Progressive sheep applaud.

LOL! Yup, that's pretty much it in a nutshell.

24 posted on 10/01/2014 7:55:34 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

and didn’t his sorry dem sister lose her election in South Carolina? Jerk.


25 posted on 10/01/2014 7:57:26 PM PDT by Qwackertoo (Worst 8 years ever, First Affirmative Action President, I hope those who did this to us SUFFER MOST!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Colbert: smelly cheese en Francais!


26 posted on 10/01/2014 9:36:25 PM PDT by SatinDoll (A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN IS BORN IN THE US OF US CITIZEN PARENTS.)
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To: Delta Dawn

It will be no laughing matter when he answers to the Lord for his mockery. He needs a dose of the “Book of Revelation”.


27 posted on 10/01/2014 10:02:31 PM PDT by Maudeen
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I have read many times that Colbert affects a Right Wing persona on his show. Where does that opinion come from?


28 posted on 10/01/2014 11:04:39 PM PDT by I am Richard Brandon
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To: I am Richard Brandon

He apes a straw-man version of Bill O’Reilly meets Rush Limbaugh, as I understand it. I don’t watch it, so I have very little first-hand knowledge.


29 posted on 10/01/2014 11:16:36 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
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To: Cringing Negativism Network

Obola is the cousin of Ebola.


30 posted on 10/01/2014 11:43:40 PM PDT by entropy12 (Marxist, race baiter, community organizer Obummer is 10 times worse than any RINO)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; Pelham

I don’t see ultraprogressve Hicks the deceased as Colbert like....both are southern but Hicks obviously was....Mississippi ...Texas.....Bama.....I think....South Carolina Colbert is very non southern and faggy acting.....born to Yankee parents and denied his southern environment of youth...small wonder

Colbert is smarmy and snooty and self righteous

Hicks was violently angry and very bitter and profane but at times hilarious

Definitely a one off run was Hicks....I went to Ole Miss with Hicks first cousin....a lawyer since 1980 I think

That Vanilla Ice and Satan skit is off the charts vulgar and wicked


31 posted on 10/01/2014 11:59:19 PM PDT by wardaddy (Ferguson MO...but i thought blacks went north to escape the racism of mean ol southerners)
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To: tcrlaf

Yep....and a fawning media and emmys forthcoming

Contrary to the canard....TV execs will produce leftist agitprop over and over regardless of the ratings if it apes their view and they can scam ad buyers with targeted households nonsense

Hollywood isn’t much different

All those anti war Bush era flicks did zip box but they kept coming

Not one in Obama era


32 posted on 10/02/2014 12:03:48 AM PDT by wardaddy (Ferguson MO...but i thought blacks went north to escape the racism of mean ol southerners)
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To: wardaddy

“Hicks was violently angry and very bitter and profane but at times hilarious”

Never heard of Bill Hicks before. I’ll have to take a look.

“Colbert is smarmy and snooty and self righteous”

You’ve really described Colbert to a T.. I was surprised when I first learned he was from South Carolina because there isn’t anything even slightly Southern in that loser.


33 posted on 10/02/2014 12:09:11 AM PDT by Pelham ("This is how they do it in Mexico"- California State Motto)
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