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Mega-church downsizes, cuts non-essential members
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Posted on 08/29/2013 11:06:02 AM PDT by Gamecock

WINSTON-SALEM — Julie and Bob Clark were stunned to receive a letter from their church in July asking them to “participate in the life of the church” — or worship elsewhere.

“They basically called us freeloaders,” says Julie.

“We were freeloaders,” says Bob.

In a trend that may signal rough times for wallflower Christians, bellwether mega-church Faith Community of Winston-Salem has asked “non-participating members” to stop attending.

“No more Mr. Nice Church,” says the executive pastor, newly hired from Cingular Wireless. “Bigger is not always better. Providing free services indefinitely to complacent Christians is not our mission.”

“Freeloading” Christians were straining the church’s nursery and facility resources and harming the church’s ability to reach the lost, says the pastor.

“When your bottom line is saving souls, you get impatient with people who interfere with that goal,” he says.

Faith Community sent polite but firm letters to families who attend church services and “freebie events” but never volunteer, never tithe and do not belong to a small group or other ministry. The church estimates that of its 8,000 regular attendees, only half have volunteered in the past 3 years, and a third have never given to the church.

“Before now, we made people feel comfortable and welcome, and tried to coax them to give a little something in return,” says a staff member. “That’s changed. We’re done being the community nanny.”

Surprisingly, the move to dis-invite people has drawn positive response from men in the community who like the idea of an in-your-face church.

“I thought, ‘A church that doesn’t allow wussies — that rocks,’” says Bob Clark, who admires the church more since they told him to get lost.

He and Julie are now tithing and volunteering. “We’ve taken our place in church life,” he says.


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KEYWORDS: cheaptrick; humor; joke; megachurch
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1 posted on 08/29/2013 11:06:02 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Alex Murphy; metmom; HarleyD
And now for something completely different!
2 posted on 08/29/2013 11:06:59 AM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists take the stand: "There is no God AND I hate Him.")
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To: Gamecock

Funny.


3 posted on 08/29/2013 11:07:18 AM PDT by mbarker12474
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To: Gamecock

Modern church discipline is a form letter. Who knew?


4 posted on 08/29/2013 11:07:23 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (http://jonah2eight.blogspot.com/)
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To: Gamecock

It’s all about $$$. Why? Because it always is...


5 posted on 08/29/2013 11:10:58 AM PDT by donozark (I'd rather go fishing with Putin than golfing with Obama...)
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To: Gamecock

James 2:14-26

New King James Version (NKJV)
Faith Without Works Is Dead

14 What does it profit, my brethren, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can faith save him? 15 If a brother or sister is naked and destitute of daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Depart in peace, be warmed and filled,” but you do not give them the things which are needed for the body, what does it profit? 17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead.

18 But someone will say, “You have faith, and I have works.” Show me your faith without your[a] works, and I will show you my faith by my[b] works. 19 You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe—and tremble! 20 But do you want to know, O foolish man, that faith without works is dead?[c] 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works when he offered Isaac his son on the altar? 22 Do you see that faith was working together with his works, and by works faith was made perfect? 23 And the Scripture was fulfilled which says, “Abraham believed God, and it was accounted to him for righteousness.”[d] And he was called the friend of God. 24 You see then that a man is justified by works, and not by faith only.

25 Likewise, was not Rahab the harlot also justified by works when she received the messengers and sent them out another way?

26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.


6 posted on 08/29/2013 11:11:04 AM PDT by Red Badger (It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong. .....Voltaire)
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To: Gamecock

I’m sorry, but is there actually something about Christianity with either side?

It seems like your average Mosque is more Christian these days than these worship warehouses.


7 posted on 08/29/2013 11:11:25 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: Gamecock

Interesting. Have to think about this one a bit.


8 posted on 08/29/2013 11:13:50 AM PDT by DManA
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To: VanDeKoik

“It seems like your average Mosque is more Christian these days than these worship warehouses.”

As little as I think of Islam these days, at least they have some standards. Most “Christian” establishments have an unwritten sign outside stating, “No matter what you want, we can do it.”


9 posted on 08/29/2013 11:14:58 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Gamecock
Afraid of breaking news to pastors, family now attends six churches
Missions trip defectors stun churches
Shutdown Season: Willow Creek Community Church Will Close its Doors for the Summer

10 posted on 08/29/2013 11:15:49 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
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To: Gamecock

So, if you tossed a few bucks into the basket without signing your name then you’re donation wasn’t needed.


11 posted on 08/29/2013 11:18:56 AM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: donozark

“Lark” is like a Christian “Onion”. This is satire.


12 posted on 08/29/2013 11:19:33 AM PDT by lastchance ("Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis" St. Augustine)
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To: donozark

did you read the article?
it also includes volunteering
which can be harder to find that money

A church of that size with that many activities needs People to staff the events

and people who do it for free


13 posted on 08/29/2013 11:23:27 AM PDT by RWGinger
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To: Gamecock
Yeah, it may be about not generating enough donation revenue. It may also be about requiring some minimum level of commitment to continue to partake of the freebies.

I'm not going to judge beyond saying that there is a surplus of nearly empty churches who ask little or nothing from their parishoners and a shortage of crowded churches which do ask something.

The megachurch form of worship is not for me. But they do a lot of people a lot of good. Our voting precinct is at a megachurch. Don't care for the style of worship, but they are nice people. They've always got an information table near the exit and invite departing voters to partake of muffins, cookies and/or coffee when they depart.

Once in a blue moon, I'll even attend a service and leave a couple of bucks in the collection basket out of appreciation for their niceness.

14 posted on 08/29/2013 11:27:26 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Gamecock

Just another business, none of this, “You received free, give free”, stuff.


15 posted on 08/29/2013 11:36:14 AM PDT by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: RWGinger

Lark is a fake Church news web site meant to poke fun at Christian Churches.


16 posted on 08/29/2013 11:36:43 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: lastchance

I had to read two or three articles to be sure, but I finally figured it out. Good satire. Really had me fooled for a minute.


17 posted on 08/29/2013 11:36:59 AM PDT by HeadOn (Be ready at a minute's notice to saddle up.)
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To: VanDeKoik

Reeeeeeally?


18 posted on 08/29/2013 11:37:55 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: HeadOn

What gave it away? The Fast Pass for the Nursery School or the Horoscopes?


19 posted on 08/29/2013 11:38:29 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: DManA

give them a call and get more information


20 posted on 08/29/2013 11:39:50 AM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (we're the Beatniks now)
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