Don't fear the Xenu!
Posted on 08/15/2008 4:40:52 PM PDT by Dajjal
Secret Tapes: The History Of Xenu, As Explained By L. Ron Hubbard In 8 Minutes
Click here to hear 8.03 min. audio
Most of what we know about Scientology's "supreme ruler" we learned from South Park: 75 million years ago, the evil alien brought humans to earth in a spaceship and killed them; the psychic trauma of the event has affected us ever since. The Church of Scientology, embarrassed by the story, has always tried to hide its existence. Until now. The Church has been playing a cat-and-mouse game with YouTubers, getting it removed in many cases; we have the audio of founder L. Ron Hubbard explaining it all, his creepy voice sounding like it's narrating the weirdest Power Point presentation of all time.
"Xenu" at Wikipedia
Operation Clambake (Undressing the Church of Scientology since 1996)
"Most of what we know about Scientology's "supreme ruler" we learned from South Park: 75 million years ago, the evil alien brought humans to earth in a spaceship and killed them"
and all we need to know about 'ol Elron.
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Don't fear the Xenu!
If anyone knows the HTML to actually post gawker's video/audio here, please do so. (Thanks!)
well, now I know where all the boxes come from. I keep breaking them down and throwing them away and they keep arriving, by men in brown trucks... Do you think xenu used ups to send those boxes? Or maybe fedex? oh well floof
http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
ES this is greattt LOL!
OMG I can’t watch that episode with Tom Cruise in it anymore too creeppyyyyyy
Maybe in couple years ago that is creepy audio tape
Nice tag there Seven... I believe Hubbard made up Scientology when he bet some guy he could create a religion outta nothing?
Sounds like the worst science fiction novel ever written.
Oh, yeah, he did those too.
South Park explained it better. :~)
I can’t understand a thing this man is saying!
Scientology: A science fiction story started on a bet that people are stupid enough to follow it. They are.
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that a large number of them are liberal Democrats.
Tom Cruise,Kirsti Alley,Mimi Rogers,Greta Van Susteren,John Travolta,Leah Remini,the list goes on and on. Yep that’s hollywood for ya. Greta is the surprise but then she is a lawyer.
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