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Woman sees vision of Christ in tortilla shell, eats it
The Holy Observer ^
Posted on 07/12/2007 9:48:37 AM PDT by ensignsj
*Eternal wisdom may now be fully digested
MEXICO CITY – Though it would be hard for anyone to say how they might react to witnessing a heavenly vision, there is little doubt that most would never think about eating it. But that appears to be exactly what happened here in early June.
Maria Orosco, a 78-year-old mother of two, had just finished making herself a homemade tortilla shell when she says she saw the face of Christ materialize in the shell along with three large paragraphs of what appeared to be Hebrew text. Orosco then covered the vision with beans, wrapped it up and ate it.
"I was hungry," Orosco explained to a throng of reporters following the incident. "This is Mexico. Food doesn't exactly grow on trees."
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TOPICS: Catholic; Current Events; Humor; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; satire; spoof
this is satire...please don't message me asking why I'm posting lies...
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posted on
07/12/2007 9:48:39 AM PDT
by
ensignsj
To: ensignsj
Doesn’t she have a compass that points North?
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posted on
07/12/2007 9:49:59 AM PDT
by
Yaelle
(Hoping to see someone crawling under the Oval Office desk again: a real toddler and not an intern!)
To: ensignsj
Communion? Hey, a tortilla is unleavened bread!
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posted on
07/12/2007 9:51:59 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the round in the chamber.)
To: ensignsj
I’m thinking there’s got to be a Monty Pyton skit in there somewhere.
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posted on
07/12/2007 9:55:04 AM PDT
by
joebuck
To: Hegemony Cricket
Communion? Hey, a tortilla is unleavened bread!
Jesus is the manna from heaven.
To: ensignsj
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posted on
07/12/2007 9:55:43 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: ensignsj
Did she serve the tortilla on a pair of engraved golden plates?
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posted on
07/12/2007 9:56:20 AM PDT
by
FormerLib
(Sacrificing our land and our blood cannot buy protection from jihad.-Bishop Artemije of Kosovo)
To: Warlord David
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posted on
07/12/2007 9:58:43 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the round in the chamber.)
To: joebuck
Nobody expects the Mexican Inquisition!
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posted on
07/12/2007 10:01:07 AM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: ensignsj
do this in remembrance of me....and please pass the salsa.
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posted on
07/12/2007 10:01:50 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: ensignsj
this is satire...please don't message me asking why I'm posting lies... You get those too?
11
posted on
07/12/2007 10:03:05 AM PDT
by
Alex Murphy
(As heard on the Amish Radio Network! http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/1675029/posts)
To: ensignsj
MMmmmmmmm Sacrelicious....
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posted on
07/12/2007 10:06:56 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
To: ensignsj
Calling Father Guido Sarducci.................whatever happenned to him?
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posted on
07/12/2007 10:10:04 AM PDT
by
ulm1
(target RINOs for defeat Mcain,Martinez,Snowe,Collins,Lott,Hagel,Voinovich,Smith,Specter,Gram)
To: ensignsj
There’s an ocean of difference between mockery and humor.
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posted on
07/12/2007 10:10:57 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: Vaquero
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posted on
07/12/2007 10:12:14 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: ensignsj
“Follow me and I will make you rollers of tortillas!”
To: dangus
There’s an ocean of difference between mockery and humor.
perhaps...but sometimes they're the same thing...
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posted on
07/12/2007 10:52:50 AM PDT
by
ensignsj
To: Alex Murphy
You get those too?
unfortunately...the "thou shalt not laugh"-ers are everywhere...
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posted on
07/12/2007 11:01:33 AM PDT
by
ensignsj
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