Flori-duh [the DNC side of Florida] Can't Be Trusted With Play-Dough

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[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Jeb Bush thought he had the Florida voting booths licked. Idiot proof. Nitwit proof. Lunatic proof. He has yet to comprehend the depths of their black hole brains, the Last Fronteer, a place no sane person has gone before. If Captain Kirk tried to explore that endless void, he would cry, Scottie! Beam me up!

Here is what I suggest to Jeb Bush:

The people running the voting booths in various parts of Flori-duh need to be led by the hand like children.

"This is the enter button. It is spelled, E,N,T,E,R. You take your finger, yes, that's a finger, and push on the Enter Button. No, not your nose. No, your nose is not linked with the computer system. No, don't eat that... This is a cartridge. Yes. This thingie in my hand. I said... cart-ridge. No, I said, CART-RIDGE. Yes. You need to... no. Don't put the cartridge in your mouth...

Don't trust these guys with play-dough.

[Diogenesis]

Why not pictures of the candidates which they can circle?

It works for illiterates and they will be hard-pressed to screw it up.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Is Homer Simpson is running the voting booths? =]

[Diogenesis]

Although Homer is a cartoon, getting back to reality,
probably an alligator or a rock would do better than the usual suspects.

[gunnedah]

Folks,
This didnt just start it has been going on for years but when the Democrats screwed up and let an election slip through thier hands they cried foul.
The poles in this country are as crooked as the court system and they both are controlled by partisans.Most outcomes in both places are pre determined.

[OldFriend]

Don't be blaming this on the poles...........LOLOL

However, as always the democrats lie,cheat, and steal elections to get the result they predetermine.

[DB]

Because it still takes some fool to count the circle...

Is it a complete circle? What percentage of which candidates pictures are within the "circle"... Does a box count... If so how many sides are required to be a "box"... Two adjacent lines... What about two curved lines... Etc... Etc...

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

You seem to be blaming both sides. Dan Blather would be foaming at the mouth if a pro-GOP district tried to blame Gray-out Davis for its own ineptitude.

Flori-duh is not the entire state of Florida. Gore only complained about districts his party controlled. Why is that? Because there were nut bars driving around with votamatics in their cars, stuffing them with multiple chads at one time [which explains the dimpled chad].

Bottom line: They want to convince Jeb Bush that they are nitwits, and thus, Jeb needs to offer them pacifiers, straight jackets, and oatmeal. Take away their forks, their pencils, and any other sharp instruments. Like turkeys, they need to see something shiny in their food before they peck at it. If they want to convince us that they are completely stupid, I have no problem with that. Once again, the public school system, for all its bloated budgets, failed us again.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Can we trust them with crayons? God knows what they might do with them.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Please feel free to add your comments to Florida Republicans Comment thread. We're letting the press know that there is another side to every Florida election...the right side, the Republican, responsible side, the side that is disenfranchised by the newsmedia.

I'm beginning to understand what an upstanding citizen of Arkansas must feel.

[WaterDragon]

It's time to stop mocking the state of Florida and SPECIFY FLORIDIAN DEMOCRATS. I haven't heard that Republicans in Florida have difficulties while voting. Maybe getting their votes counted by Democratic election officials, but not actually casting a vote.

Why sneer at the entire state when it's the Democrats who are the dummies -- voters and election officials?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Please re-read the title. My title says.... [DNC side of Florida] Please lighten up a little, too. LOL!!

[WaterDragon]

I WAS agreeing with your title! LOL!