Posted on 08/01/2020 9:26:31 AM PDT by artichokegrower
Over the weekend, a teaching assistant at the University of California Santa Barbara (UCSB) tweeted that if he were sent back 2,000 years in a time machine, he would assassinate Jesus of Nazareth before Jesus ministry.
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No problem, Professor dude, you have won a one-way ticket to Armageddon. when Jesus Christ touches down You can watch your flesh melt off your bones. But seriously You ought to repent PhD dude.
Tim Snediker is a doctoral student in Religious Studies.
“According to Snedikers profile page, his doctorates focus includes the philosophy of religion, political theology, and psychoanalysis.”
> To be honest, Id go back 87 years and do a hit on Adolf... <
You can jump forward in time. Not kidding. Its one consequence of Einsteins Theory of Relativity.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_travel#Forward_time_travel_in_physics
And interestingly enough, there is some math to support that you can also go back in time. So you can be present in some past age. You just cannot change anything.
The old Twilight Zone even did an episode about that. Some guy went back in time to kill Hitler. He got Hitler in his sights. But then his gun jammed. History was not changed.
Yes indeed....betrayed by a man who went all woke social justice by criticizing Jesus for allowing expensive perfume to be poured out on Jesus’ feet.
Judas:”Ought not that that box had been sold and the MONEY GIVEN TO THE POOR?!!” How Social Justice Marxist was that?
Same psychology of hate, different century!
(and note Jesus reply which should go down in history as the most sorrowful but snarky reply ever made by Jesus in relation to the motives of evil men...”Leave her alone, she is preparing me for my burial...” Given Judas’ role in bringing about said burial...the prophetic irony of Jesus statement should stand as a masterpiece in the exposure of the spiritual insouciance of sinful man!
It’d be even more ironic if this Snediker fell victim to the infamous Barabbas . . .
Oy vey!
You could write a novel!
This pansy couldn’t beat me up. Mainly because he’d be too busy wetting himself as I pulled my .38 on his pathetic weak ass.
I swear these people are demonic to the point of real insanity.
Maybe he just read John Roberts’s recent ruling on the 1st Amendment that places a governor (of all things) above God ... so maybe this Leftist wacko (pardon the redundancy) thinks this applies to him (and with this current USSC he could possibly get a favorable ruling that it does!)
Jesus said, If the world hates you, remember that it hated Me first. The world would love you as one of its own if you belonged to it, but you are no longer part of the world. I chose you to come out of the world, so it hates you. (John 15:18-19)
Put on the full armor of God so that you can stand against the schemes of the devil. (Ephesians 6:11)
Y'All are Right!
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He Is Being
Awarded This Honor
May He Wear It With
The Dignity Displayed
By All True Snowflakes
The new Twilight Zone did a different take. Someone goes back in time to drown Adolf as an infant, and he’s a wonderful baby, quiet and patient, but she drowns him. But then she replaces him with a homeless Gypsy baby, who screams and rants and carries on constantly. This baby grows up to be Hitler.
Let’s just start slow on this assassination business: go back 20 some years and shoot the TA’s mom and dad.
Can you imagine Tim’s surprise when he steps out of the time machine and no one speaks English. Some how I done think Tim speaks Aramic, period Latin, or period Hebrew.
Tim would be lost, just as he is now.
Tim still lives at home and cherishes the name Snediker. He comes from a long line of Snedikers and their equally long pedigree of distinguished accomplishments of which we are all aware. Ahem.
Tim has sworn that on attaining his doctorate he will move out of his mothers basement and abase himself on the nearest alter of Political Correctness, that is unless an alter to Baal is available.
Dead by 40.
Jokes on the TA. Jesus is immortal and the nasty TA would probably have become an instant convert.
Jesus would have been assassinated early on had it not been for two things:
1. The Jewish authorities were afraid killing Jesus would cause a revolt. And they were right.
2. Jesus was under God’s protection and the end had already been revealed by his prophets - the divine plan.
They just study why people are religious...not what religion is more in line with current knowlege. As far as they are concerned...thr religion of the spaghetti monster or the discordians is as valid as any other. Except marxism and guaranteed income and life outcomes of course. Should be department of psychology or sociology of religions.
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