[kevcol]

Chinese Corona Virus remedies according to Iranian Elders:

• inhaling the smoke of burnt female donkey feces (link)

• Ayatollah Tabrizian recommends that, before sleeping, put a cotton ball dipped in violet oil into your anus (link)


• licking the zarih — a gilded structure that encloses a grave in a mosque or a shrine — of Ali al-Reza, the eighth Imam (link)

• have a Mullah spit in your water bottle before you drink it (link)

[Buttons12]

That’s a high mortality rate, obviously wrong.
It’s absurd even for Africa, which is probably going to get the worst of it. (Incidentally...or not...there is a significant Chinese presence in Africa. Search Chinese Africa on youtube and brace yourselves.)

[Billthedrill]

Ayatollah Tabrizian recommends that, before sleeping, put a cotton ball dipped in violet oil into your anus

Violet oil can be hard to come by. Ghost Pepper hot sauce is an acceptable substitute.

[teeman8r]

God said the devil can try men’s souls, God will not make it easy for him...

and that cotton ball dipped in violet oil tip... makes for messy sheets in the morning.

[Leep]

Death to America,ey?

[crz]

Alley SNACKBAR!!!

[VeniVidiVici]

Ayatollah Tabrizian recommends that, before sleeping, put a cotton ball dipped in violet oil into your anus (link)

What? I thought everyone did that already!!

[nevadapatriot]

The shrine is the kiss of death

[bert]

word of caution...... be sure to get the real thing from a viola species. The oil from multicolored johnny jump ups doesn’t work

Per comments on Amazon for violet oil

[eartick]

Better dig some mass graves. I am sure they have experience at that.

[Kazan]

Hopefully, Muslim fundamentalists will be most of the victims.

[Covenantor]

Oh yeah! Pass the Mullah’s red solo spit cups around boys and drink up!

fron recently released German Medical Lab Study:

“Everyone tested positive day 1-5, with peak viral load 1000x that of SARS. Researchers believe the higher viral load might explain the higher infectiousness of COVID compared to SARS. Patients can have high viral load even with mild symptoms.”

for the technically inclined: Source material in pdf format...highly technical 16 page medical paper with test methodology, data, graphs, citations, etc.

direct pdf file download page link.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.05.20030502v1.full.pdf

[Scram1]

I’ve often thought the description of Sitting Bull using buffalo dung igniter for peace pipe use was missing something.

Pavlov’s dogs having names and genders for ceremonial purposes of science comes to mind.

Were Native Americans ever casual about smoking habits—not likely? Did those dollops ever hit the ground?

[USS Alaska]

If the "medical facilities are not sufficient, there will be 4 million cases, and 3.5 million people will die," she said.

Well, OK then.

Then there will be no reason to "BOMB, BOMB, IRAN.

[dirtymac]

sometimes I feel sorry for the Muslims and their evil beliefs but in this day and age they are getting what they asked for. Too bad and very sad.

[IronJack]

Then it would do what should have been done a few centuries ago.

[Mastador1]

You know my only thought when I read this was EH, what’s the down side again? And then I wanted to say to guy if your God is so great why would millions of his disciples be dying?