Chinese Corona Virus remedies according to Iranian Elders:
• inhaling the smoke of burnt female donkey feces (
link)
• Ayatollah Tabrizian recommends that, before sleeping, put a cotton ball dipped in violet oil into your anus (
link)
• licking the zarih — a gilded structure that encloses a grave in a mosque or a shrine — of Ali al-Reza, the eighth Imam (
link)
• have a Mullah spit in your water bottle before you drink it (
link)
1 posted on
03/18/2020 9:58:12 AM PDT by
kevcol
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-36 next last
To: kevcol
There’s gotta be a hundred great jokes coming out of these treatments..but i’m drawing a blank right now.
Let me go inhale some burnt female donkey feces to see if that stimulates my mind
2 posted on
03/18/2020 10:01:02 AM PDT by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: kevcol
“there will be 4 million cases, and 3.5 million people will die,” she said.”
So they believe most of those who get it will die from it?
Wait. What?
5 posted on
03/18/2020 10:02:46 AM PDT by
vladimir998
( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
To: kevcol
When you allow insane people to run your country this is the result. Shia can be very volatile, there could be a whole lot of very bad things happen in Iran.
6 posted on
03/18/2020 10:02:51 AM PDT by
Bayan
To: kevcol
Iran gave up up modern western sanitation, sewers and clean water to embrace a 7th century death cult in the 1970s.
And death is what is coming.
7 posted on
03/18/2020 10:03:09 AM PDT by
2banana
(My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
To: kevcol
I’m going to go lick an idol to play it safe.
To: kevcol
9 posted on
03/18/2020 10:03:58 AM PDT by
LS
("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix))
To: kevcol
God moves in mysterious ways.
11 posted on
03/18/2020 10:05:11 AM PDT by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: kevcol
That’s a little hysterical. Could millions fall ill? Sure. But millions dead in Iran? Seems like a stretch.
13 posted on
03/18/2020 10:07:00 AM PDT by
Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
To: kevcol
“Ayatollah Tabrizian recommends that, before sleeping, put a cotton ball dipped in violet oil into your anus”
Woah, I’m way ahead of him.
14 posted on
03/18/2020 10:07:20 AM PDT by
proust
(Justice delayed is injustice.)
To: kevcol
To: kevcol
Good news if true. “Death to America,” eh? Maybe that curse backfired on Iran (hehehe).
17 posted on
03/18/2020 10:08:04 AM PDT by
Stepan12
(potusm)
To: kevcol
Bless their little hearts
To: kevcol
Camel urine is more effective than licking shrines
To: kevcol
25 posted on
03/18/2020 10:12:43 AM PDT by
353FMG
( In Trump we trust.)
To: kevcol
This really tears me up inside. Oh well, what’s on TV?
27 posted on
03/18/2020 10:13:33 AM PDT by
utax
To: kevcol
I’d like to have the alcohol Prep Pad/ Handi-Wipes concession at those shrines...
28 posted on
03/18/2020 10:15:34 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: kevcol
The Coronavirus…violet oil soaked cotton balls hit hardest.
To: kevcol
Let’s hope it brings down the regime.
30 posted on
03/18/2020 10:15:47 AM PDT by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: kevcol
On the bright side, shooting down their own airliners is now the least of their problems...
32 posted on
03/18/2020 10:18:05 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: kevcol
Yeah, that makes sense...
“Angry crowds that will soon be dead”
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-36 next last
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson