Posted on 12/19/2019 10:13:12 AM PST by yoe
WASHINGTON, D.C.—House Democrats today announced a new plan to ensure Trump wins the White House again in 2020.
"We hereby unveil these articles of impeachment, which clearly lay out the undeniable fact that we will not win the White House back next year," said Rep. Jerry Nadler. "We have found Trump guilty of absolutely nothing, but we already started this whole process and it would look bad to back out now, so here we are."
"I declare here and now that Trump will be in the White House for at least another four years."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Donald Trump made a joke about how Nancy Pelosi and the Dems signed legislation that created the biggest in-kind campaign donation to the Republican Party in history. Funny.
Then they followed up with impeachmentus interruptus, adding the world’s funniest punch line to what was already the world’s funniest joke.
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