He would have had a nice view.
and they didnt taxi and take off??
Fine, my plane could use a hood ornament!
Leave him there and take a test flight up to 33,000 feet.
All this Crap because of global warming Crap LIES!
The article failed to mention he is mentally impaired. :-)
“That’s right, I’ve glued myself to this plane and I’m not coming down until....what’s that whining noise?”
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“Here I am on top of a f****** aeroplane at City Airport. I hate heights, I’m s******* myself, I managed to get on the roof. I am so shaky,” he said in a Facebook video.
If he cannot see, how does he know how high up he is?
Take him for a ride!!!
He would have had a nice view.
The only fear there is from global warming is fear.
I’m assuming London City Airport is looking for a new Security Chief?
“To demonstrate the incredible adhesive power of Flex Glue, I’ve glued myself to the top of this British Airways Jet! Wooooo Hooooo!!!!!”
I guess the brain malfunction was his ticket into the para games.
“This is all about the climate and ecological crisis”
The mass hysteria has started. Inspired by a privileged, truant Swede, it is now spreading. Expect more as some people repeat over and over the words “climate emergency climate crisis world has 12.4 years we’re doomed Trump bad”.
As rescuers were bagging his scattered remains after a 10,000 foot plunge when the glue finally gave way, a large simian loped across the field holding a package of tape. One of the rescuers looked up and said “Gorilla Tape. Of course!”
If he wanted to make an impactful statement, he should have glued himself to Ocrazio’s plane for her recent “climate crisis” meeting in Europe.
Throw a bucket of acetone on him and he’ll slide right off like a bug on a windscreen (British, you know...what).
Cool...
cultural insanity has enveloped the world.
The people are so well fed and housed and cared for that all they can fear is bogeyman invented by a click bait media.
The fact this idiot won a Paralympic Games medal seven years ago is the least important fact about his stunt and should have nothing to do with this story. It is there to somehow give more weight to his idiocy, as if he is some kind of celebrity. His fifteen seconds of fame were over seven years ago. Now he’s attempting to recoup those seconds by adding fifteen minutes of infamy by doing something totally stupid for a reason that’s based on a hoax.