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UK: Muslim convert “furious”, seeks compensation because her pasta sauce “tasted” like bacon
JIHAD WATCH ^ | MAY 8, 2019 12:00 PM | CHRISTINE DOUGLASS-WILLIAMS

Posted on 05/09/2019 5:31:19 AM PDT by robowombat

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1 posted on 05/09/2019 5:31:19 AM PDT by robowombat
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But how do you KNOW what bacon tastes like???


2 posted on 05/09/2019 5:32:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Wouldn’t smelling bacon and taking in that rich aroma be same as consuming bacon????

Maybe we should make tasting bacon part of becoming a citizen.


3 posted on 05/09/2019 5:33:37 AM PDT by taterjay
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>>Having converted to Islam seven years ago, Miss Ward is familiar with the taste and odour of bacon.

too late, your tongue and stomach are going the Islamic Hell. Do not pass go, lowly kufir.


4 posted on 05/09/2019 5:34:31 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: robowombat

Muzzie bitch is furious. In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.


5 posted on 05/09/2019 5:34:31 AM PDT by Howie66 ("...Against All Enemies, Foreign and Democrat.....")
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To: robowombat
Isn't diversity and inclusiveness wonderful?

Coming soon to America.

6 posted on 05/09/2019 5:35:00 AM PDT by ealgeone
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Good pasta sauce contains beef bones and/or anchovies. That’s probably what she tasted


7 posted on 05/09/2019 5:35:27 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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To: taterjay

DARPA is working on a bacon bomb!


8 posted on 05/09/2019 5:35:39 AM PDT by ealgeone
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I think she's suffering from delusions caused by bacon withdrawal.

She lusts for it and her body is compensating.

Think of it like a phantom limb after its been amputated but you still “feel” your fingers.

9 posted on 05/09/2019 5:36:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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The creep was a convert.

This is what we get for rewarding these people for 9/11.


10 posted on 05/09/2019 5:37:03 AM PDT by miss marmelstein
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#Triggered
11 posted on 05/09/2019 5:37:58 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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She's not a Muslim, she's a MAN, man ...


12 posted on 05/09/2019 5:39:23 AM PDT by SecondAmendment (This just proves my latest theory ... LIBERALS RUIN EVERYTHING!)
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A face made for a burka.


13 posted on 05/09/2019 5:39:55 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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She’s a moron and a liar. I know a little about Islam from working together with Muslims in austere conditions. They are allowed to eat whatever they want or whenever they want (e.g., No fasting) in dire circumstances. Accidentally eating pork is not a deal breaker if you didn’t know it was there.


14 posted on 05/09/2019 5:50:27 AM PDT by Dr. Pritchett
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To: robowombat

A little known restaurant secret is bacon fat in just about everything...


15 posted on 05/09/2019 5:51:54 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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Wasn’t she Depeche Mode?


16 posted on 05/09/2019 5:51:59 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: robowombat

She could do as much financial damage as the “bake my cake” homos. Legal Jihad with liberal sponsored and oil paid jihad lawyers could be a bitch.


17 posted on 05/09/2019 5:57:11 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (Prov 24: Do not fret because of evildoers. Do not associate with those given to change.)
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"I'm not saying she'll get a check...but she'll get a check."


18 posted on 05/09/2019 6:05:46 AM PDT by moovova
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And you know what bacon tastes like how??

You would have smelled it while cooking. So we know you're a damn liar.

19 posted on 05/09/2019 6:08:59 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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I carry a small bag of Bacon-bits at all times. Just in case.
I am not compelled by law to notify when shaking hands...


20 posted on 05/09/2019 6:09:10 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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