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To: a fool in paradise

Wouldn’t smelling bacon and taking in that rich aroma be same as consuming bacon????

Maybe we should make tasting bacon part of becoming a citizen.

3 posted on 05/09/2019 5:33:37 AM PDT by taterjay

To: taterjay

DARPA is working on a bacon bomb!

8 posted on 05/09/2019 5:35:39 AM PDT by ealgeone

To: taterjay

I think she's suffering from delusions caused by bacon withdrawal.

She lusts for it and her body is compensating.

Think of it like a phantom limb after its been amputated but you still “feel” your fingers.

9 posted on 05/09/2019 5:36:16 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)

To: taterjay

#Triggered

11 posted on 05/09/2019 5:37:58 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)

To: taterjay

I carry a small bag of Bacon-bits at all times. Just in case.
I am not compelled by law to notify when shaking hands...

20 posted on 05/09/2019 6:09:10 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)

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