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Activist’s Bill Would Make Men Contact Police When They “Release Sperm From Their Testicles”
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| Mar 11, 2019
| Micaiah Bilger
Posted on 03/12/2019 3:09:38 PM PDT by detective
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This is an actual bill proposed by Democrat pro abortion politicians.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:09:38 PM PDT
by
detective
To: detective; All
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:10:16 PM PDT
by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: detective
There is just too much stupid to track anymore.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:12:24 PM PDT
by
cld51860
(Volo pro veritas)
To: detective
Should women report when they ovulate? What kind of meshugas is afoot here?
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:12:34 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(May Jesus Christ be praised.)
To: detective
I don’t ‘release sperm from my testicles’.
I say: Testicles, Do Not Release, and they disobey.
Actually, I say: Right Testicle, do not release. Left Testicle, do not release. Still no obedience.
Maybe this Democrat bill will help me.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:13:58 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(You know that I am full of /S)
To: detective
This could pass if introduced in CA.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:14:31 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: detective
Unbelievalbe. Nobody but an idiot would think this is a good idea. Speaking of idiots who think this is a good idea......
Left-wing pop icon Cher suggested in a recent social media post that women create laws over menÂ’s bodies like banning the use of Viagra and giving the death penalty for those men who use massage parlors. “REPUBLICANS BELIEVE THEYÂ’VE GOT GOD GIVEN RIGHT 2 DICTATE WHAT WE DO WITH OUR BODIES,” Cher exclaimed. “WOMEN MUST MAKE LAWS 2 CONTROL MENS BODIES. NO VIAGRA, ROGAIN, TESTOSTERONE‼ï¸ALL MEN MUST BE CIRCUMCISED,& SHOW PAPERS OR PENIS 2 PROVE IT.MASSAGE PARLORS PUNISHABLE BY [Death]. MEN MUST TAKE THE [Pill].” Cher has been on a roll with deranged social media posts recently. She suggested earlier...
To: detective
This is an Onion story, right? Right?
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:15:50 PM PDT
by
sevlex
To: detective
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:16:21 PM PDT
by
jjotto
(Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
To: detective
So, the cops are basically gonna live at Stormy Daniels house.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:17:49 PM PDT
by
nesnah
(Liberals - the petulant children of politics)
To: detective
Really? I didn’t know some humans are neutered like male dogs and the castrato’s of the last century, wanting the rest of us to be just as miserable.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:18:04 PM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(NRT, New Rome Tacitus, just don't call me late to dinner.)
To: detective
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:18:13 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: detective
I’ve known a couple of guys who report that to anyone who will listen. Of course they don’t often report which is why they are so proud of it when they do.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:18:55 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: detective
Men who had a vasectomy do not release sperm. They much be exempt from the bill. Vasectomy certificates will be required.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:22:27 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
To: detective
Maybe we should all start calling the APD right away!
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:29:39 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
To: detective
“Darshun Kendrick, of Lithonia...”
Why would someone with an apostrophe in his/her name be pro abortion? Black babies are the #1 victims of abortion. Blacks are no longer the largest “minority” group (Danish-Americans aren’t counted as a minority groupI don’t know why) because of both abortion and uncontrolled immigration.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:32:32 PM PDT
by
hanamizu
To: detective
To: detective
What about the boys in the bath houses. Do they need to report such “releases” to the police? What if the man is wearing an “umbrella”?
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:34:31 PM PDT
by
ssaftler
(The opinions expressed here have not been peer reviewed, fact checked or focus group tested.)
To: detective
You have to understand the electorate responsible for these two geniuses also gave us the Honorable Hank Johnson, who questioned if the Navy thought Guam might tip over.
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:37:40 PM PDT
by
bk1000
(I stand with Trump)
To: detective
You ll have to ask my wife. Theyre in her purse
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posted on
03/12/2019 3:40:59 PM PDT
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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