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Activist’s Bill Would Make Men Contact Police When They “Release Sperm From Their Testicles”
Life News ^ | Mar 11, 2019 | Micaiah Bilger

Posted on 03/12/2019 3:09:38 PM PDT by detective

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To: detective

Man, this would have landed me on FBI’s Most Wanted list in my teen years.....


41 posted on 03/12/2019 4:50:54 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: HiTech RedNeck
Should women report when they ovulate?

No, of course not. They should be required to report when they offer a BJ. Of course, this would overload the circuits, but fair is fair.

42 posted on 03/12/2019 4:56:13 PM PDT by centurion316
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To: Savage Beast

Yes. Since half of America is women.


43 posted on 03/12/2019 5:07:04 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: detective

It is not about “health care of women”, it is about the health of the infant in the womb. It is not about a woman’s body per se; it’s about the body of the living human inside the woman, their unborn infant.


44 posted on 03/12/2019 5:15:26 PM PDT by Wuli
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To: detective

Does that include wet dreams?


45 posted on 03/12/2019 5:19:27 PM PDT by moovova
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To: detective

Someone needs to address this persons insanity in private.


46 posted on 03/12/2019 5:22:26 PM PDT by dljordan
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To: detective

So every act of masturbation would need to be reported?


47 posted on 03/12/2019 5:36:35 PM PDT by Unam Sanctam
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To: Scrambler Bob
I was thinking along the same lines.

I have sperm light in my testicles and you can't prove otherwise.

48 posted on 03/12/2019 5:44:08 PM PDT by A Cyrenian (Send everyone back to their states and let the states pay for their congress electives.)
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To: detective

Dar’shun??

That’s a new Amish name on me.


49 posted on 03/12/2019 5:50:50 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: blueplum

“why? so they can tax it?”

-It would sure make chartered accountancy more interesting-

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zhtlz


50 posted on 03/12/2019 6:08:44 PM PDT by Clay Moore (You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.)
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To: detective

Wow.... just when you think they can’t sink to new lows. They do it.


51 posted on 03/12/2019 6:17:23 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: Clay Moore

Will they tax it by count or by the liter?


52 posted on 03/12/2019 6:38:24 PM PDT by oldasrocks (Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
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To: detective

Get a vasectomy. That’ll show them.


53 posted on 03/12/2019 6:42:16 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: cld51860

Indeed - a sperm cell is not an organism. An egg cell is not an organism. An egg that is fertilized is indeed a new and unique organism - a person - certainly one that has a beating heart. Yet these Democrats actually think they are clever and pointing out some sort of contradiction in people believing a baby with a beating heart is in fact a person vs. a sperm cell. As stupid as it gets.


54 posted on 03/12/2019 7:24:54 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
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To: Savage Beast

I can hear it now:
Hello, officer? I’m calling to report....
Unfrigginbelievable!


55 posted on 03/12/2019 9:39:51 PM PDT by milagro (There is no peace in appeasement!)
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To: John S Mosby

Way too much information, Brother,


56 posted on 03/12/2019 9:51:38 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: Islander7

Dumb and Dumber doing the work of their Master Idiot, Michelle Obama


57 posted on 03/12/2019 10:20:31 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: detective

I better get an unlimited calling plan.


58 posted on 03/12/2019 10:32:04 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Republicans - As Usless As Democrats)
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To: detective

Blonde tells male friend she needs extra money. Male friend says he donates sperm at the sperm bank. Blonde goes the next day and receptionist asks her why she’s there and she says “mumble, mumble, mumble” pointing at her mouth.


59 posted on 03/12/2019 10:35:13 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Republicans - As Usless As Democrats)
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To: milagro
"I can hear it now:
Hello, officer? I’m calling to report...."

"Didn't you just call a few minutes ago?"

"Yes, officer, but I met this... Maybe you could just stay on the line..."

60 posted on 03/13/2019 6:54:51 AM PDT by Savage Beast (The Trump Revolution is the Resistance to the Decadence of Western Civilization.)
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