Posted on 02/14/2019 8:56:47 AM PST by SeekAndFind
The only way the last couple weeks could have been better is if one or more of the Democrats announcing for president had moonwalked out onto the stage in blackface oh wait, screechy scold Liz Warren actually did worse than that. She still cant get past having pretended to be an American Indian, as her newly revealed Texas Bar application reaffirmed. Now, when I was admitted to the Texas Bar, it never occurred to me to try and score an edge pretending to be a Native American or anything else Im not, and I bet in your life youve never sought some sort of unearned advantage via a cheesy ethnic masquerade. But, of course, Big Chief Sitting Baloney and her mouth-breathing tribe will call us racists.
Whatev. I just dont want them to stop, because this sort of nonsense is making Donald Trump a shoo-in for 2020.
Look, the omens are clear that Warren will soon be sending up a smoke signal that says I will fight no more forever. Too bad she would be a joy to run against. She reminds most normal people of that kind of hypocritical busybody who keeps yelling at you to use your inside voice. Shes like Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit without the common touch. Trump would have eradicated her candidacy like it was the buffalo.
**Pssst. For stupid people reading this, its funny because shes not an Indian.**
Amy Klobuchar, whoever that is, chose a blizzard to announce her candidacy, which will focus on the danger of global warming. Oh wait, were not supposed to make fun of that because climate change is not weather. NOT WEATHER. Except when its really hot, and then it totally is weather. Sheesh, is it too much for us to expect that liberal hack politicians keep their lies straight?
There is one thing I like about Klobuchar, and that is that she abuses her staff of dewy-eyed young Democrats by, among other things, throwing binders at them and having them shave her legs. Good. Stupid liberal millennial strivers should suffer. Maybe pain will teach them that liberal politicians are hypocritical, hairy monsters who suck, since reason hasnt worked.
Klobuchar has a name that evokes some intergalactic alien tyrant who has arrived here to enslave the human race I am Klobuchar, take me to your leader arrgh, its Trump! which is appropriate because these aspiring socialists are alien (to a free society) and they definitely want to enslave you. Shes down with the Green New Deal, which seeks to harness the power of you to provide stuff for those unwilling to work. This seems an awful lot like slavery, except this bondage is wrapped up in all sorts of pretty lies about caring and sharing. And you will be doing all the hard work of caring and sharing.
Quick test: Name some proposal by the libs, any proposal, that will make you freer and will let you keep more of the money you earn.
Ill wait. Klobuchar will be president before you think of anything, and she aint gonna be president.
Beto ORourke is still out there for some reason, now carrying on a vendetta against walls. Apparently, walls kill people, which is weird because I thought the crisis du jour was that guns killed people. Dont worry, hes against you having those too. Its all part of his campaign against inanimate objects. Of course, he refuses to take a stand against animate objects, like the illegal alien criminals robbing, raping and murdering Americans like you and your family.
These libs always side against you. Always. Let the criminals in, but disarm you, because too few illegal aliens and your ability to defend yourself are Americas biggest problems. Remember back when Democrats were the party of the workin man? Now the Democrats are the party of the non-gender specific being with a job in Silicon Valley or Manhattan, and the unwilling-to-be-workin man, woman or other.
No, Normal people like you dont fit into the Democrat picture any more.
And then theres Kamala Harris, who turned an affair with Willie Brown into an entire political career. She was a big fan of Tupac and Snoop in college, which she attended before Tupac and Snoop were whatever the hell they were. Oh, she smoked pot too, because shes cool and the kids love their hemp and isnt she relatable? Leave it to the Democrats to go all in on the one drug that makes you lazier, dumber and less interesting.
Their embrace of weed could inspire their 2020 slogan: Democrats! Were making all of America into Venezuela and all Americans into Cypress Hill.
Note: Cypress Hill was also popular long ago but after she went to college. I think they are doing a gig at the Colorado state fair, and pretty much nowhere else.
And then there is Cory Booker, who is a vegan, as if you need to know more. His state of the union would be 25% on how we need to raise taxes, 25% on how the weather in a couple centuries will kill us all, and 50% on how tofu is just as tasty as a rib-eye if you cook it right. The only way he could be worse is if he was also into CrossFit.
And then theres that other loser Democrat, John Kasich. Oh wait, hes a Republican he just supports everything Democrats support because True Conservatism is all about enacting the Democrat agenda for some reason. You might not have heard, but his father was a mailman. Anyway, maybe he can pair up with Jeff Flake, get the backing of Bill Kristol, and pick up all the loose votes from that selective demographic of Fredocons who still dont regret voting for Evan McMullin.
Both of them.
Look, the way the states are polarized means that any zombie Dem is going to get a ton of electoral votes. California will vote for whatever clown the donkeys nominate as part of its hit bottom/keep digging program. New York, which recently passed legislation to protect its citizens from the threat of viable infants, will clearly choose whichever pinko the party picks. But in the battleground states, will these glorified hamsters play? Nope. Theyre selling no cars, no planes, no steaks, and abortions up until the time the kid can drive, except there will be no cars. Trump doesnt need to do much to grab the vital center and win except to stand there saying, Socialism? Really?
My latest novel, "Wildfire", and the earlier installments "Peoples Republic and Indian Country", chronicle a dark and scary America where half of the country abandons conservative awesomeness to go full Venezuela. And thats exactly what this brigade of yodeling Bolsheviks proposes to do. But by catering to their ninny leftist faction, they risk alienating the people in the swing states who would have to pay the price for the Democrats pandering to the loonies.
And Trumps going to be all over them pointing it out. The Dems can suck-up to their base or they can side with the Normals. They cant do both.
Trumps got the edge. We have six more years, and then we let Nikki Haley and Mike Pence fight it out with Don, Jr.
Oh, hell yeah.
Nikki Haley is NOT eligible! Ignore the Constitution at your peril!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump can only lose in one of two scenarios:
1) the economy completely collapses by 2020
or
2) he is viewed by his supporters as no longer putting America First.
Short of one of those 2 things happening, there is NO ONE who can beat him for re-election.
What works against Michelle stats with her scorn for the American Flag. I SCORN her every time I see her ugly face.
Only Trump can beat Trump.
My opinion today is that the only one who could win is Michelle Obama
Besides, Michelle is too lazy, ungrateful and petulant to run for POTUS. She just wants to jet-set around the world, be treated like a celebrity, and have the fake news and leftist fashionistas gush over her “beauty and style.”
She is a very superficial woman with a very mediocre IQ, I don’t think she’d even make it out of the Rat primaries IF she chose to run.
A good description of Fauxcohontas.
If the DNC didn’t run the entire News Media, NO.
If we had a fair Justice System, NO.
If we had real Voter ID, NO.
In other words, any one of those Traitorous Commies could win.
That appeals to their core constituency.
Not going to happen... 55% fo the people can want free crap, hell 60% could, but if that 60% isn’t distributed properly amongst the population, but concentrated in a few states, they can’t win the Presidency.
Hillary wasn’t winning 2016, no matter what she did... if you believe that, you truly have a good supplier.
When elections are stolen, yes, they all could beat Trump.
Yes, it is a Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Well, that does it. I'm not eating his fries anymore.
We need to start sending out press releases for various people to announce their candidacy for the Democrat nomination using the names Bart Simpson uses in his prank calls to Moe’s Tavern:
Homer Sexual
Amanda Hugginkiss
Hugh Gass
etc...
You need to go back and check that electoral map again.
Trump won PA, WI, MI by thin margins.
The Wookie is not going to run - it would be too much like a real job and work.
I.P. Dailey
Heywood Jablome
etc etc...
I must also agree. BTW my 2 preditions for the yr are her to announce that she is running & Urban Meyer will be the USC coach next yr.
Nikki Haley is NOT eligible! Ignore the Constitution at your peril....
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Born Nimrata Randhawa
January 20, 1972 (age 47)
Bamberg, South Carolina, U.S....
Unless the SCOTUS answers the question I believe based upon
history she’d be found to be a “natural born” citizen.
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