Posted on 02/14/2019 8:56:47 AM PST by SeekAndFind
The only way the last couple weeks could have been better is if one or more of the Democrats announcing for president had moonwalked out onto the stage in blackface – oh wait, screechy scold Liz Warren actually did worse than that. She still can’t get past having pretended to be an American Indian, as her newly revealed Texas Bar application reaffirmed. Now, when I was admitted to the Texas Bar, it never occurred to me to try and score an edge pretending to be a Native American or anything else I’m not, and I bet in your life you’ve never sought some sort of unearned advantage via a cheesy ethnic masquerade. But, of course, Big Chief Sitting Baloney and her mouth-breathing tribe will call us racists.
Whatev. I just don’t want them to stop, because this sort of nonsense is making Donald Trump a shoo-in for 2020.
Look, the omens are clear that Warren will soon be sending up a smoke signal that says “I will fight no more forever.” Too bad – she would be a joy to run against. She reminds most normal people of that kind of hypocritical busybody who keeps yelling at you to use your inside voice. She’s like Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit without the common touch. Trump would have eradicated her candidacy like it was the buffalo.
**Pssst. For stupid people reading this, it’s funny because she’s not an Indian.**
Amy Klobuchar, whoever that is, chose a blizzard to announce her candidacy, which will focus on the danger of global warming. Oh wait, we’re not supposed to make fun of that because climate change is not weather. NOT WEATHER. Except when it’s really hot, and then it totally is weather. Sheesh, is it too much for us to expect that liberal hack politicians keep their lies straight?
There is one thing I like about Klobuchar, and that is that she abuses her staff of dewy-eyed young Democrats by, among other things, throwing binders at them and having them shave her legs. Good. Stupid liberal millennial strivers should suffer. Maybe pain will teach them that liberal politicians are hypocritical, hairy monsters who suck, since reason hasn’t worked.
Klobuchar has a name that evokes some intergalactic alien tyrant who has arrived here to enslave the human race – I am Klobuchar, take me to your leader…arrgh, it’s Trump! – which is appropriate because these aspiring socialists are alien (to a free society) and they definitely want to enslave you. She’s down with the Green New Deal, which seeks to harness the power of you to provide stuff for those unwilling to work. This seems an awful lot like slavery, except this bondage is wrapped up in all sorts of pretty lies about caring and sharing. And you will be doing all the hard work of caring and sharing.
Quick test: Name some proposal by the libs, any proposal, that will make you freer and will let you keep more of the money you earn.
I’ll wait. Klobuchar will be president before you think of anything, and she ain’t gonna be president.
Beto O’Rourke is still out there for some reason, now carrying on a vendetta against walls. Apparently, walls kill people, which is weird because I thought the crisis du jour was that guns killed people. Don’t worry, he’s against you having those too. It’s all part of his campaign against inanimate objects. Of course, he refuses to take a stand against animate objects, like the illegal alien criminals robbing, raping and murdering Americans like you and your family.
These libs always side against you. Always. Let the criminals in, but disarm you, because too few illegal aliens and your ability to defend yourself are America’s biggest problems. Remember back when Democrats were the party of the workin’ man? Now the Democrats are the party of the non-gender specific being with a job in Silicon Valley or Manhattan, and the unwilling-to-be-workin’ man, woman or other.
No, Normal people like you don’t fit into the Democrat picture any more.
And then there’s Kamala Harris, who turned an affair with Willie Brown into an entire political career. She was a big fan of Tupac and Snoop in college, which she attended before Tupac and Snoop were whatever the hell they were. Oh, she smoked pot too, because she’s cool and the kids love their hemp and isn’t she relatable? Leave it to the Democrats to go all in on the one drug that makes you lazier, dumber and less interesting.
Their embrace of weed could inspire their 2020 slogan: “Democrats! We’re making all of America into Venezuela and all Americans into Cypress Hill.”
Note: Cypress Hill was also popular long ago but after she went to college. I think they are doing a gig at the Colorado state fair, and pretty much nowhere else.
And then there is Cory Booker, who is a vegan, as if you need to know more. His state of the union would be 25% on how we need to raise taxes, 25% on how the weather in a couple centuries will kill us all, and 50% on how tofu is just as tasty as a rib-eye if you cook it right. The only way he could be worse is if he was also into CrossFit.
And then there’s that other loser Democrat, John Kasich. Oh wait, he’s a Republican – he just supports everything Democrats support because True Conservatism™ is all about enacting the Democrat agenda for some reason. You might not have heard, but his father was a mailman. Anyway, maybe he can pair up with Jeff Flake, get the backing of Bill Kristol, and pick up all the loose votes from that selective demographic of Fredocons who still don’t regret voting for Evan McMullin.
Both of them.
Look, the way the states are polarized means that any zombie Dem is going to get a ton of electoral votes. California will vote for whatever clown the donkeys nominate as part of its “hit bottom/keep digging” program. New York, which recently passed legislation to protect its citizens from the threat of viable infants, will clearly choose whichever pinko the party picks. But in the battleground states, will these glorified hamsters play? Nope. They’re selling no cars, no planes, no steaks, and abortions up until the time the kid can drive, except there will be no cars. Trump doesn’t need to do much to grab the vital center and win except to stand there saying, “Socialism? Really?”
My latest novel, "Wildfire", and the earlier installments "People’s Republic and Indian Country", chronicle a dark and scary America where half of the country abandons conservative awesomeness to go full Venezuela. And that’s exactly what this brigade of yodeling Bolsheviks proposes to do. But by catering to their ninny leftist faction, they risk alienating the people in the swing states who would have to pay the price for the Democrats’ pandering to the loonies.
And Trump’s going to be all over them pointing it out. The Dems can suck-up to their base or they can side with the Normals. They can’t do both.
Trump’s got the edge. We have six more years, and then we let Nikki Haley and Mike Pence fight it out with Don, Jr.
Oh, hell yeah.
Given the large number of Americans who exhibit signs of profound mental disorder, coupled with the extreme criminality of the Democrat party, sure any one of them can win.
Considering the amount of people that voted for Hillary of all people. These goofs should scare everyone.
As unlikely as it seems any of them could win, you have to keep in mind that overall gibmedats have us outnumbered. Our advantage has always been that in general they are disengaged, shiftless and lazy.
If the Dems can come up with some sufficiently compelling giveaway proposal to inspire their gibmedat base to get off the couch and go to the polls, we’re in trouble.
Personally I expect the bait will be student loan forgiveness.
In a fair election, no.
But - If we don’t eliminate the dems vote fraud machine - which they cranked up to max in broad daylight to take the House a few months ago - yes.
My opinion today is that the only one who could win is Michelle Obama. I have no idea how she’d do in debates and she has no political record (but neither did Trump). But...the dems consider her a rock star and if she can read the teleprompters she would be a dangerous candidate.
Of course one of them could win. They all already hold some kind of elective office, evidence that the biggest goofs are the voters.
“If the Dems can come up with some sufficiently compelling giveaway proposal to inspire their gibmedat base to get off the couch and go to the polls, we’re in trouble.”
You’re spot on. The only reason we haven’t gone full on socialist is because of the large number of disengaged and lazy Dem voters.
The media will shift into high gear next spring just throwing things against the wall to see what sticks. Whatever the Dems promise, you can be sure it won’t be delivered and it will be bad for the country.
It’s like watching a slow motion train wreck.
2016 (at the time) was absolutely the best election ever!!!!
However, with the IDIOT BUFFOONS who have already emerged from the Rat Clown Car (with many more to come), 2020 promises to be the
Best!!!
Election!!
Ever!!
If the Democrats continue to ramp up their fraud as they have in each successive election, a comic book character character could beat the president next time around.
If voter fraud and our open borders are not dealt with soon and seriously, we are goners.
And yes 40% of the voters would vote for a comic book character over a Republican, especially Donald Trump. So the Democrats just need to hold on to those people and jack up the vote fraud.
This should be Trump’s and Republican party 3 point strategy going into 2020... (are you listening Republicans?)
#1 - No challengers. Trump is the President, he’s done a half descent job and given the lunacy in the Democrat ranks the Republicans will likely retake the house with big number and especially with Trump running.
#2 - And encourage Democrats to run... Lot’s of them and especially the super rich ones who can spends lots of money and bloody up the field.
#3 - Encourage independent Socialist to run... The Socialist need a true champion... Bezo’s for instance, or Bernie, or whomever. A strong rich Socialist who can mount an independent campaign will suck the left wing of the Democrat party into a tizzy and result in splitting the Democrat voter.
End result... Another 4 years of Trump.
We need justice in this country so the Dems are held to account and the news cannot cover for them. Start with indicting crooked Hillary.
I don’t see how we’re going to do that unfortunately
Could? Hell yes. Will they? Doubtful but anything in politics is possible when dealing with a mostly uninformed and emotionally crippled electorate.
Should “The Donald” loose it will lay firmly at the feet of the feckless GOP establishment. IMHO of course
The principal issue in the 2020 election is going to be universal health insurance (which has many names).
Remember Trump made this his issue when he said “We will have a wonderful plan which will cover everyone”?
Any Democrat with a plan (even a bad one) will beat any Republican without a plan in 2020.
Trump as a lot of problems to deal with but a successful re-election is not one of them.
Michelle Obama should use her power to assist with the process of weeding out democrat idiots.
The biggest strike against Michelle Obama is that she’s ‘the wife of a powerful man’... We’ve all known the talent-less woman who thinks her husband’s accomplishments are hers - - Hillary was in that camp and it’s one of the reasons she lost.
Michelle Obama isn’t in that group but the perception would work against her...
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