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  • Liberals Hate Free Speech When We Presume To Use It

    10/07/2019 1:39:44 PM PDT · by billorites · 7 replies
    Townhall ^ | October 7, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I have a confession to make: I hate the pseudo-conservative scribblings of David French with the same kind of smoldering loathing I reserve for foot fungus, movies about spunky young women who triumph over the patriarchy, and the music of Maroon 5. With rare exceptions explicable due only to the vagaries of chance, I hate his prose, his premises, his conclusions and his insufferable fussiness. I contend that his writings are fit only to be served up to traitors and terrorists at Gitmo to wring out confessions, and the only thing I enjoy about his terrible, terrible views is that...
  • Violate Your Oath And Turn On American Citizens At Your Legal Peril, Gun-Grabbers

    09/19/2019 4:16:48 AM PDT · by from occupied ga · 109 replies
    Townhall website ^ | 9/20/19 | Kurt Schlichter
    There has been a lot of talk about whether our law enforcement (and our military) would follow the orders of those like that furry fascist Beto to unleash a reign of terror upon innocent American citizens who the liberal elite’s unconstitutional gun decrees would turn into felons. Most of our heroic cops and warriors would hold true to their oaths to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. But some pathetic worms would willingly, even eagerly betray their oaths and make war upon their own people. They need to know there will...
  • “Climate Change” Is A Hoax

    09/09/2019 10:03:25 AM PDT · by rktman · 60 replies ^ | 9/9/2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I hate science, evidently, because I’m woke to the manifest truth about what the leftist elite currently calls “climate change." It is the second most staggering fraud ever perpetrated upon the American people after the media’s promotion of the unstoppable candidacy of Beto (who is a furry). Like some suckers still do, I once believed that “science” was a rigorous process where you tested theories and revised those theories in response to objective evidence. But in today’s shabby practice, “science” is just a package of self-serving lies buttressing the transnational liberal elite’s preferred narrative. Our alleged betters hope that labeling...
  • Joe Biden Needs An Intervention

    09/01/2019 4:49:41 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 42 replies ^ | August 31, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Joe Biden leads the Democrat pack and he’s a catastrophe, meaning that we have to weigh the human kindness that compels us to seek to end his humiliation against the practical reality that this doddering establishment weirdo will get squashed by Donald Trump like a dung beetle under a steamroller. Or even like an ex-Beatle under a steamroller – Biden is the Pete Best of American politics, the guy who never quite made it. Except Pete Best wasn’t a gropey, senile, corrupt Democrat plagiarist with delusions of adequacy. And every day, [Pick A Nickname] Joe is getting worse. Now, Joe...
  • Today's Quotefall Puzzle by Kurt Schlichter

    08/22/2019 7:01:36 AM PDT · by GOP Congress · 2 replies
    Self-Published | 8/22/2019 | Self-Published
    Today's Quotefall Puzzle features a quote by Kurt Schlichter. Click puzzle (or click here) for full size rendition, then use your browser's print command to print puzzle. Kurt Schlichter is a conservative opinion writer and author of several post-Constitutional America books. All hints, along with the answer, are provided in the first reply comment below, using filtered font to prevent accidental spoilers. Please refrain from disclosing the full answer in comments to prevent spoilers.To solve the puzzle: Enter the letters in the top half (letter columns) of the puzzle into the white squares on the bottom half (answer grid) belowEach letter must...
  • All The People Who Think They Are Better Than You Are Much, Much Worse

    08/22/2019 4:14:29 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 32 replies ^ | August 22, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Now our grotesque liberal elite, backed up by the Fredocon goobers whose awakening into wokeness happened to perfectly coincide with their utter rejection by us actual conservatives, have decided that our entire history is based upon slavery. The New York Times is spearheading this latest trash-the-rubes initiative, fresh off its "RUSSIA! TREASON! COLLUSION! EMOLUMENTS!" humiliation. Trying to shame us – many of us literally veterans of the Cold War – with allegations of partying with Putin didn’t work out so great, so why not pivot to morally undermining us for having slaves we didn’t have?Our elite is such garbage. As...
  • You Should Totally Trust Our Elite Institutions...Not

    08/15/2019 3:54:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 9 replies ^ | August 15, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    All you crazy kooks who doubt our accomplished and selfless elite and the institutions our elites manage are crazy kooks, willing participants in crazy kooky conspiracy theories that are both crazy and kooky. Also, Donald Trump was totally a Russian agent who did lines of emoluments off a hooker’s tummy alongside Putin in Moscow. You look at something like America’s most notorious prisoner, Jeffrey Epstein, suddenly gacking himself in federal custody after having tried to do it a couple weeks ago, and you’re not wrong for wondering if maybe there’s a bit more to the tale than some short eyed...
  • The Democrats’ 2020 Campaign Theme Is “You Americans Are Terrible”

    07/21/2019 10:34:43 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 20 replies ^ | July 22, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The Democrats’ 2020 theme is that you are terrible and the party’s slogan will be “Americans suck, vote for us.” The precise candidate who will employ it is not important because they all embrace the notion that punishing the essential moral failure of you and me and every other Normal American is the key goal of the Donkey Party. That goes equally for the Handsey Old Prospector, the Socialist Squaw, Crusty the Commie, Spartacus Sharpton, Starchild, the Furry, Not Ms. Willie Brown, the Unfabulous Gay Guy, and the many Unfabulous Ungay Guys.They all agree that you are terrible because you...
  • The Nightmare Of An America Ruled By AOC And Her Socialist Pals

    07/18/2019 3:58:06 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 56 replies ^ | July 18, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    It’s hard to take braying morons like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Terrorist Cheerleader Twins seriously, but maybe we should. After all, these aspiring dictatorettes are the heart, soul, and perpetually open mouth of today’s Democrat Party. We kind of assume they are jokes because, well, they are jokes, but history teaches that the socialist future they advocate is no laughing matter. They are now setting the agenda for one of America’s two great political parties. What would happen if they somehow took power? Not so funny anymore, huh? Americans are used to power changing hands in Washington; about half the...
  • Let’s Call The Liberals’ Second Amendment Militia Bluff

    07/11/2019 2:56:23 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 42 replies ^ | July 11, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The Second Amendment is so clear and simple that only liberals, aided by a half-wit liberal law school professor-tariat that is to real lawyering as Jerry Nadler is to Chippendales, could pretend to be confused about its meaning with a straight face. “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”The whole “shall not be infringed” part is a real problem for the left, since collectivist Castro-channelers prefer that we Americans be defenseless serfs existing at the government’s (i.e., their) mercy when...
  • Democrats Double Down On Hating America

    07/08/2019 1:56:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 25 replies ^ | July 8, 2020 | Kurt Schlichter
    You gotta hand it to them – it’s an innovative strategy to run for President by taking the position that your country is garbage and that its are people deplorable monsters. It’ll be interesting to see how the Democrats fare on their “America sucks!” platform. The last week has seen Team Donkey take brave stands against the flag and celebrating our military, and you would half expect them to next advocate something insanely suicidal, like taking your health insurance or forcing you to pay for illegal aliens’ doctors. Oh wait, that happened too.Who are these lunatics? Do they really think this...
  • Well, Trump Just Won in 2020

    07/01/2019 12:53:26 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 47 replies ^ | July 1, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty good about the election after last week’s two-day Democratic clusterfark, and the president has got to be feeling pretty good too, since he just won it. Oh, we have 17 more months of media pimping of whichever commie candidate is currently the least embarrassing, but the debates made it very clear that Trump is going to be POTUS until Ric Grenell is on the victorious GOP ticket in 2024.In the Dems’ defense, they do have an uphill battle. The economy is on fire, we’ve dodged all the new wars our...
  • Joe Biden Learns You Can Never Be Woke Enough

    06/27/2019 1:57:02 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 18 replies ^ | June 27, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    By any sane standard, Joe Biden is not a racist. He’s a clod, a creepy leech, terminally dumb, and he says cringy things (including about race), but the idea that he harbors any vicious hatred for people based on their race is really, really far-fetched. Sure, there’s a statistically insignificant chance that Sleepy Floppy Gropey Joe is really Seggy Joe, wistfully recalling the days of segregation and Jim Crow – after all, those are Democrat inventions – but it’s … unlikely. But that doesn’t matter. The Social Justice Whiners who totally dominate the Democrat Party have made sure that neither...
  • Trump’s Way To Victory

    06/20/2019 12:31:34 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 16 replies ^ | June 20, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Ignore the battlefield prep from the mainstream media – Donald Trump is the odds-on favorite for reelection against whichever weirdo, loser or mutation the Democrats finally pick as their nominee. The leaked polls purportedly showing Trump deep underwater to Floppy Joe and Bernie Stalin and that has-been furry from Texas are about as reliable as the ones the placed Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit in the White House. She’s now stumbling around the woods guzzling from a queen-sized goblet of Trader Joe’s Chardonnay while The Donald is racking up the greatest streak of conservative victories since Ronald Reagan – maybe...
  • A Tsunami of Hypocrisy

    06/17/2019 1:07:39 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 6 replies ^ | June 17, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The greatest thing about Donald Trump is how his election has caused our enemies to reveal exactly what kind of seedy, corrupt weasels they truly are. My apologies to weasels – those creatures don’t deserve to be associated with the shoddy assembly of race hustlers, graft grabbers, liberal liars, garbage media scribblers and submissive Fredocon lackies who make up our grotesque liberal elite. Our enemies despise us, and look down upon us from what they assume we’ll consider the moral high ground, judging and berating us for the literal and figurative crimes they themselves commit. So watch for me to...
  • Conservative Principles Do Not Require Us To Roll Over For Big Tech

    06/12/2019 10:10:19 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 33 replies ^ | June 13, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    We are never going to sell people on allegedly conservative principles that end up making conservatives less free. After all, when we sell conservatism, we are selling freedom, in contrast to the perpetual soul-killing tyranny offered by leftist ideology. So, the idea that conservative principles require us to defer to the growing oppression of the left because it is delivered through the medium of allegedly private corporations is nonsense.Don’t want none? Don’t start none. That’s one of my conservative principles. The corporations started it, and now it’s our right – our duty – to finish it.The fussy Bow Tie Boyz...
  • Ocasio-Cortez blasts ‘misogynist’ trolls who label her as dumb (Schlichter scores)

    06/02/2019 10:30:30 AM PDT · by Libloather · 61 replies
    NY Post ^ | 5/30/19 | Ben Feuerherd
    Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez blasted “misogynist” critics on Twitter Wednesday for trying to paint her as dumb, saying they would rip her intelligence whatever she did. “I could win a Nobel Prize in Physics & they’d still call me dumb. That’s why I don’t give a damn about misogynist takes on my intelligence,” she said in a response to tweet from a person online mocking her. **SNIP** The Bronx Democrat was responding to a critical tweet aimed at her by conservative columnist Kurt Schlichter.
  • Students, Here’s A Plan To Solve Your Debt Problem (You Won’t Like It)

    05/29/2019 11:03:45 PM PDT · by Kaslin · 80 replies ^ | May 30, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    So, you’re a barista with a problem – you took out $200K student loans to get that master’s degree from Gumbo State in “LGBTQ2#v& Experiences as Reflected in 17th Century Bolivian Folk Songs” and now you can’t find an uncaffeinated career. Worse, those fascist monsters who you took money from based on your agreement to pay it back with interest now expect you to pay the money back with interest despite the fact that you really don’t feel like it anymore.Well, I have a fresh solution to this crisis.It’s an innovative strategy that totally and permanently resolves this problem in...
  • I Hate #Science Because All Conservatives Hate #Science

    05/23/2019 2:13:53 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 18 replies ^ | May 23, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    Liberals sure love #Science, but like all conservatives I just hate #Science so very, very much. Did you know that 97% of #Science-people, who clearly love #Science, agree that the global warming climate crisis means we have to immediately give the liberal elite a bunch of our money and freedom because of #Science? Well, we do – and as of a couple of months ago, noted #Scientist AOC informed us that we have exactly 12 years to do it. Okay, 11 years, ten months. Tick tock! You know it’s true #Science because of the specificity of her 12 years figure....
  • The GOP Base Is Done Tolerating RINO Collaboration With The Democrats

    05/16/2019 3:56:21 AM PDT · by Kaslin · 49 replies ^ | May 16, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter
    The stupid Beltway GOP Establishment, but I repeat myself, is finally standing firm on something – unfortunately, what it is standing firm on is its failure to listen to its own base. The base is woke and the Establishment’s a joke. I speak to a lot of conservative groups of various types and flavors: hardcore tea partiers, patriotic vets, loyal radio listeners, besieged students, brass New Yorkers, even rich country club types who you would think were into Jeb! – you know, diversity. And lately, I’ve tended to start off my talks by posing this question:“Okay, who here agrees with...