Smoking marijuana...makes men’s sperm ‘lazily swim in circles’ say experts

UK daily mail ^ | 9/2/17 | Scott Campbell

[ichabod1]

That’s not a funny joke when you consider that the East India Trading Company did exactly that with opium and China for a hundred years or so.

[hulagirl]

Depends on how stoned you are

[BenLurkin]

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[ichabod1]

Children were free labor. Big families create social support networks.

[Pilated]

Hasn’t hurt the 80+ year old folks and their many children, grandchildren and great grandchildren that I know and have grown up with.

[Vision Thing]

If we’re going ask what will the effect be on the egg fertilized by the potheaded sperm, the next question becomes “what will the effect be on the person who is formed by the egg and the potheaded sperm?”

Also, what effect does pot have on the eggs of a potheaded female? Does the egg open itself up to more than one sperm? Does it get so hungry from the munchies that it tries to eat the other eggs? Lol!

[Raycpa]

This answers a lot of questions I have about libertarians.

[dp0622]

Personal experience shows me that very heavy pot uses have a much higher chance of having a child with a serious deformity.

[ameribbean expat]

Depends on whether you’re in the northern or southern hemisphere.

[mountn man]

If we’re going ask what will the effect be on the egg fertilized by the potheaded sperm, the next question becomes “what will the effect be on the person who is formed by the egg and the potheaded sperm?”

Also, what effect does pot have on the eggs of a potheaded female?

Exactly my point.

[mountn man]

Personal experience shows me that very heavy pot uses have a much higher chance of having a child with a serious deformity.

This deformity is called being a liberal.

[higgmeister]

It is hard to believe that this is the first time this has been looked at.

Like in the Eighties when studies determined that pot smokers grew female breasts?

[60Gunner]

1: Good. They won't be able to procreate.

2: They are less likely to be out throwing rocks at businesses and innocent people.

[Slyfox]

One drug-addled president.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Male smokers? Come on, wouldn’t I see that everywhere if it were so?

[plain talk]

This is God’s way of reducing fertility rates for stoners.

[momincombatboots]

Ditto.

[RepRivFarm]

Do they swim clockwise or counter clockwise?

That depends on your current viewing position.

And whether you’re North or South of the Equator.

[Garth Tater]

"Smoke pot and drink beer and yer little fellas will swim in circles weaving back and forth."

Drink whiskey and the little bastards will be so busy fighting they'll never get the job done.

[Trillian]