The Freeper Reviser Thread

7-21-17 | Eagles Field

[Eagles Field]

The resourceful wizardry at the Dementiacrat party are going to unveil their new slogan for 2018. It took months of painstaking polling from these insightful mavens to come up with the most milquetoast motto ever. "A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages" Let’s have some snorts & giggles and give it some freeper editing. My entry ... Better Social Engineering, Better Plantation Overseers, Get on the Cattle Cars

[FreedomStar3028]

That’s seriously their motto?

[caver]

Is that for real?

[Albion Wilde]

Better Social Engineering, Better Plantation Overseers, Get on the Cattle Cars

I know when I am bested.

[P.O.E.]

Better dead than red?

[Eagles Field]

Yes, they continue to be the gift that keeps on giving.

[ptsal]

Hold a Dementiacrat Rally:

<> Drawing for a used cemetery plot

<> Admission ticket - used Power Ball receipt

<> Bonus prize for anyone finding currently registered voters using the cemetery address.

[Mad Dawgg]

I think just a moinor edit will fix it to reveal the truth.

"A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages, you Better vote for us or we 'll lose our cushy jobs!"

[bert]

“Life in the Big House is Good”

[AppyPappy]

“Real Freedom: Free Medical, Free Money, Free Pony”

[LurkedLongEnough]

That motto is just wrong on so many levels. *snort

[fella]

“Such a deal!
Your Mama wouldn’t give you.”

[snarkpup]

I always thought their motto was "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!"

[HokieMom]

Hannity: Congressional Democrats Announce New Slogan...And It's Incredibly Lame

[Rocky]

How about:

A Better Deal: A Blue State Economy for Everyone

[ptsal]

It may come as an unpleasant surprise to the party's supporters, then, to learn that the Democrats' rumored message for the 2018 midterms is the following: "A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages."

Sweet fancy Moses. That's basically the Papa John's Pizza slogan ("Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's"), but in reverse.

That took a lot of ping pong to come up with that slogan.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rumored-dnc-motto-ripped-straight-from-papa-johns-pizza/article/2629264

[deport]

“Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages.”

Late on Wednesday, The Washington Post reported that congressional Democrats are
set to release a de facto 2018 campaign platform focused on highlighting their positions
on economic issues, under the slogan “Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages.”

http://www.businessinsider.com/democrats-2018-slogan-papa-johns-2017-7

[jigsaw]

A Badder Deal: Badder Skills, Badder Jobs, Badder Wages

[T-Bone Texan]

“Lighter chains, More Taxation, And Oh Yeah Kill White People”.

[T-Bone Texan]

“Younger Pizza, Creamier Walnut Sauce, and Oh Yeah, We Rape Children”