Posted on 08/22/2016 7:56:08 AM PDT by rktman
If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece.
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This begs for a redneck parody. All weddings become shotgun weddings but not in the traditional sense — rather, the felicitous couple gets a 21 gun salute and the reception has target practice and... well the sky’s the limit as long as there is no actual mayhem.
In my movie I do not even hang with babes who do not have guns and know how to use them.
As for those who do not? Their loss.Such women have no idea about freedom or how to live it. That’s why they with hold sex until they get what they want.
That’s not freedom.
We need to have an NRA equivalent movie.....”Romance at the Range.”
That won’t work with Muslims...just saying
Ping!
I wouldn’t have married a man who didn’t own and wasn’t proficient in the use of a firearm.
Period.
Nothing like stealing a nearly 3000 year old premise for a movie. It’s Lysistrata for the 21st century.
CC
Men have had weapons throughout the entire history of the world. This goofiness hasn’t worked one time. Getting laid is not a means of self defense and does not put meat on the table.
As usual, the liberal/leftist utopia can only exist in fiction. Ergo, Hollywood.
Women who do this eventually watch while their metrosexual men get gutted and then they get raped by the invaders.
HAHAHA. What crap. Just like the unwatchable (OK I made it about 20 minutes) ‘Chiraq.’
And wouldn’t that be great to advertise for your town. “Come to Anytown, where all the men are P*$$Y whipped and unarmed.”
My thoughts, too.....stupid fantasy.
Makes me think of “Some Girls Do”
She turned up her nose as she walked by my Cadillac.
From the corner of my eye I saw you and you laughed.
You were sittin’ on the swing on your front porch,
Paintin’ your nails like you were bored.
And you yelled, “She was sure impressed with you.”
Well I ain’t first class but I ain’t white trash,
I’m wild and a little crazy too.
Some girls don’t like boys like me.
Aww, but some girls do.
I yelled and asked if you would like a ride.
When we pulled out of your yard, I bald a tire.
You was laughin’ at me, I was doin’ James Dean.
You was the prettiest girl I even seen.
When you rolled your eyes and twirled my pink fur dice.
Well, I ain’t first class but I ain’t white trash.
I’m wild and a little crazy too.
Some girls don’t like boys like me,
Aww, but some girls do.
Well good ‘ol boys don’t get no breaks
And the rich boys think they got what it takes.
But there’s someone for each of us they say.
Well, I ain’t first class but I ain’t white trash,
I’m wild and a little crazy too.
Some girls don’t like boys like me,
Aww, but some girls do.
Well, I ain’t first class but I ain’t white trash,
I’m wild and a little crazy too.
Some girls don’t like boys like me,
Aww, but some girls do.
I said some girls do.
Ya know some girls do,
Like boys like me.
Ya know some girls do.
But what does your wife ask you when she wants you to check out some weird banging noise in the middle of the night? “You got your gun?” You know she does!
where is that meme of the woman saying to the anti gun male... maybe its time we both see other men.
hehehe
And then we could have the sequel. Where women making such demands don’t get a free ride anymore from men who own guns. It could start with a chick on the side of the road in a sketchy part of town, broken down. She calls a man for help and he says, “well, good luck”.
Tell the woman to pack her shxx and leave and I’ll pack my Sig P-227. Then buy a 100 more guns and pay for sex. It is much less expensive in the long run.
And besides, what to stop a man from driving on over to the next town for a social call?
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