Posted on 03/28/2016 10:33:34 AM PDT by 20yearsofinternet
Conservative TV personality Glenn Beck had a funny way of defending his main squeeze Ted Cruz on his program Monday morning. He burst out laughing and said, “I have to tell you, it’s been a hard Monday morning. We were all been raped by Ted Cruz.”
Beck was referring to himself and his male colleagues.
Realizing that starting out the show with a fake rape scene was probably in poor taste, he promised viewers they’d clean themselves up and try to do a show without “all the Latin lovin’.”
But first Beck needs a post-coital smoke. “I need a cigarette,” he cracked. “Talk about lovin’ and leaving ’em.”
He recalled the ways in which Cruz made him swoon.
“When he said to me, he said, ‘Glenn, we need a more perfect union,’ at first I thought he was talking to me about the Constitution, but then he looked at me with those strong brown eyes,” he said. “He backed me into a bathroom stall and, uh … [conversation trails off..]”
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I notice the thread is crawling with Cruz supporters defending copulation with rats and sodomy.
This sick chit from the guy on his knees in front of the Mormons saying no real Christian would vote for Trump.
Hey Glennie no sane individual would listen to you you sad sick POS.
Beck went on to say that Trump has been shopping this story for months and that his targets were bothbRubio AND Cruz. This was an outright lie.
I have enjoyed Becks radio show for a good while, but lately he says things that are widely known to be false, but if it is anti Trump he just rolls with it. It’s so bad I’ve questioned everything Beck has ever asserted.
Oh, and after lying he went into a spin on how immoral Trump ppl are because they will say anything to win. It got weird. Fast.
Anyone want a new tagline? ;-)
Beck “We were all been raped by Ted Cruz”
I wonder what Beck’s poor wife and children think of him!
THAT HASN’T BEEN PROVEN YET!
lol
Talk about scuttling the Cruz ship! Cruz need to get his eyes off the split tails and focus. I would be distancing myself from Beck, but thats just me....
Quite embarrassing.
His sponsors must be thrilled today.
My guess is meth..I saw this “Intervention” show a few days ago with a young woman who was having a meth delusion..she was saying the most craziest things and had no memory of it later on
The funniest thing I have heard about this whole Cruz thing so far was from Stefan Molyneux. He said that instead of imaging the pictures of the girls in the NE article after hearing about the Cruz rat copulation comment he imagines Trump in a rat costume with Cruz sneaking up behind him.
That’s a darn good question. Pretty scary stuff not to mention the man is a colossal embarrassment.
Sarcastic humor. Nothing more/nothing less. You have to see the video. It’s shock TV/Radio. He did this kind of shock humor 10 years ago when he exclaimed he would give the full account of a live abortion on TB. They are making fun of all these contrived Cruz bimbos to show how ludicrous the whole political smear is. I admit, offbeat, but very effective political satire.
Don’t be a coward, Glenn.
Own it.
By the way, the National Enquirer, which has a track record of being wrong on some issues, like Obama's curious past and Hillary being an alcoholic, for example...but, it is well to remember that their "bread and butter" is infidelity.
Think back about their articles on Gary Hart, Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, John Edwards, and Bill Cosby. Any of these ring a bell? They have reiterated their position that everything they said about Cruz is true. Once again, the Enquirer stands by their story.
Hey Martha, get out the popcorn,
Yeah sure. Was it political satire when Beck lied about the provenance of his George Washington book or said God took Scalia or any number or dishonest retarded crap he says?
Dude is a loon you just like that he is a Cruz buddy.
When has good taste ever been a priority for Stabby The Clown?
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