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Glenn Beck Jokes: I’ve Been ‘Raped By Ted Cruz’ (And it only gets more bizarre)
Daily Caller ^
| 3/28/2016
| Betsy Rothstein
Posted on 03/28/2016 10:33:34 AM PDT by 20yearsofinternet
Conservative TV personality Glenn Beck had a funny way of defending his main squeeze Ted Cruz on his program Monday morning. He burst out laughing and said, I have to tell you, its been a hard Monday morning. We were all been raped by Ted Cruz.
Beck was referring to himself and his male colleagues.
Realizing that starting out the show with a fake rape scene was probably in poor taste, he promised viewers theyd clean themselves up and try to do a show without all the Latin lovin.
But first Beck needs a post-coital smoke. I need a cigarette, he cracked. Talk about lovin and leaving em.
He recalled the ways in which Cruz made him swoon.
When he said to me, he said, Glenn, we need a more perfect union, at first I thought he was talking to me about the Constitution, but then he looked at me with those strong brown eyes, he said. He backed me into a bathroom stall and, uh
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To: 20yearsofinternet
So even crazy Glenn Beck is hawking the National Enquirer story? This is so stupid that it almost looks like Glenn and Raphael are taking a fall for Trump.
The SS Cruz on its way to the White House.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:43:21 AM PDT
by
fireman15
(The USA will be toast if the Democrats are able to take the Presidency in 2016)
To: 20yearsofinternet
Man, you do NOT. EVER make rape jokes. And copulation with animals such as rats? What’s going on? Doesn’t anybody even WANT the nomination on the GOP side? Attacking wives (even if attacked) is crazy, too.
I long for that once moronic utterance: Gravitas.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:43:22 AM PDT
by
StAntKnee
(Add your own danged sarc tag)
To: 20yearsofinternet
I am trying to imagine running for president and having an embarrassment like Beck as one of your main endorsements.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:44:13 AM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: 20yearsofinternet; tirednvirginia; PJBankard; stephenjohnbanker; Lakeshark; DoughtyOne; ...
"Oh God, WHY does it have to be MY State these *FREAKS* are coming to next week?!?"
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:44:38 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(The GOPe IS the "Enemy Within" !!)
To: LS
My name is Ted Cruz and I approve of this message messenger.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:45:22 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Facing Trump nomination inevitability, folks are now openly trying to help Hillary destroy him.)
To: 20yearsofinternet
It’s time for Beck to go away and rest for a while. Preferably in a nice hospital so he can put it back together again.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:46:17 AM PDT
by
JimSEA
To: over3Owithabrain
>And Cruz is never asked to explain or disavow this nutjob.
It’s all on reserve for the minute he gets the nomination.
Only Cruz supporters have duped themselves into thinking that the MSM really doesn’t care....or actually is supportive of him!
To: LS
Stabby Beck and Cruz are buddies joined at the hip.
To: fireman15
You know, that is pretty innovative!
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:48:48 AM PDT
by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: 20yearsofinternet
I have never quite understood the propensity of Cruz backers to reference anal rape. I've seen it here on the forum a number of times, and now even Glenn is chiming in.
At least Glenn is referring to his own violation. Here on the forum it was supposed to be Trump followers who were violated by Trump.
Use of the "F" word (which never happened), pales into nothingness next to this type of thing.
This is some very sick twisted stuff.
My name is Ted Cruz and I approve of this message messenger.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:50:25 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Facing Trump nomination inevitability, folks are now openly trying to help Hillary destroy him.)
To: LS
I haven't been able to listen to him for a few months. As I have said before, I was planning on voting for Cruz in the Michigan primary and changed my mind in the voting booth. Part of my hesitancy to vote for him was based on this, what I consider, creepy prophetic Beckishness. Save that for the Kingdom of the Right Hand.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:50:29 AM PDT
by
stayathomemom
(Beware of kittens modifying your posts.)
To: dragnet2
Oh that it were
only an endorsement. He's a top surrogate, appearing everywhere on Ted's behalf and opening up for him all across the country.
Has Ted Cruz ruled out Beck as a Vice Presidential pick? I ask that question with all seriousness.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:50:35 AM PDT
by
20yearsofinternet
(Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
To: 20yearsofinternet
You would think Ted would figure out that Beck is being paid by Trump to say these things. That boy must be distracted by something.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:51:13 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Ted. You got some esplainin to do.)
To: Farmer Dean
Made me Lol at work! Too Funny!
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:51:56 AM PDT
by
MotorCityBuck
( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
To: LS
He needs psychiatric help ASAP.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:53:31 AM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: Pearls Before Swine
“Soon Glenn will break into song, Theyre coming to take me away, haha!
They should have taken Glenn away a LONG LONG time ago.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:53:32 AM PDT
by
kagnew
To: 20yearsofinternet
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:55:30 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: HombreSecreto
I thought the same thing. Never underestimate Cuban ingenuity! I think they might have actually made it 80 miles across open ocean in a 52 Chevy held up by a bunch of welded together 55 gallon drums. When they got to Florida they had transportation.
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:56:12 AM PDT
by
fireman15
(The USA will be toast if the Democrats are able to take the Presidency in 2016)
To: LS
Is this some kind of fantasy for him? He’s a sicko!
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posted on
03/28/2016 10:56:48 AM PDT
by
hsmomx3
To: DoughtyOne
My name is Ted Cruz and I approve of this message messenger massage.
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