Finally! Some valid reasons to vote for Donald Trump

Washington Times ^ | February 25, 2016 | Steve Deace

[GodGunsGuts]

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Warning: these will not raise your I.Q.

"Ted Cruz is a fake Christian who doesn't tithe enough, so I'm voting for Trump who rejects God's forgiveness."

"I hate Marco Rubio because he was for amnesty, so I'm voting Trump who donated money to help most of those gang of 8 guys elected."

"John Kasich is pro-Obamacare so he sucks, that's why I'm voting Trump, who's for single-payer healthcare."

"I hate the GOP establishment always betraying conservatives so I'm voting Trump, who's to the Left of them all."

"I hate low-information voters that's why I'm voting Trump even though I don't know where he stands on anything."

"Obama's cult of personality is pathetic, that's why I'm on the Trump train to make America Great Again."

"I'm pro-life, that's why I'm voting for Trump, who Planned Parenthood says is their favorite Republican."

"I'm an evangelical, that's why I'm voting Trump who's okay with me being put in jail for what I believe."

"Man, I'm tired of corporatists buying off politicians, so I'm voting for Trump, a billionaire corporatist who buys off politicians."

"Man, I'm tired of corporatists buying off politicians, so I'm voting for Trump, who buys off politicians."

"I'm tired of Obama betraying Israel, that's why I'm voting Trump, who said Israel has to give up more to Islamists."

"Obama's Iran deal is dangerous, that's why I'm voting Trump who said he wouldn't tear it up day one as president." ...

[TheStickman]

I am. That you don’t believe him is fine by me. Voters like you & me will decide the matter :)

[Las Vegas Ron]

Nice post, but the Trump cult can’t hear you. They worship The Donald and no fact can get past their rose colored glasses.

Go ahead and support a candidate that will pass amnesty and destroy this county for ever vs rolling the dice with the guy who say he is going to build a wall and deport?

Yeah, tough decision.

I'll take my chances given the situation.

Sorry Cruz isn't hacking it, it doesn't appear to be his time....he was my choice candidate.

[austingirl]

I guess Trump is going to send back all the illegals who work in his hotels and casinos?

[annieokie]

PRICELESS.........that was a priceless analogy of the thinking of Trump supporters...

Thanks for the laughs, but all that's said is True.

[Iron Munro]

Carnak The Magnificent

Carnak: "The answer is: Hillary Rodham Clinton".

Ed McMahon: "Can you tell us, what is the question?"

Carnak The Magnificent Says:

"I hold in my hand the envelope that contains the question to the answer given above.
As a child of four can plainly see, this envelope has been hermetically sealed.
It has been kept in an empty #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's back porch since noon today.

No one knows the contents of this envelope.

But I, in my divine and mystical way, will ascertain the question despite never having seen the envelope contents.

And the question is:

"Can you name the number one reason to vote for Donald Trump in November?"

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

"Anybody on that debate stage but Donald!"

So you spew this BS about not compromising your "conservative principles," and then turn around and say you'd vote for Kasich or Rubio.

Hmm.

[Las Vegas Ron]

I have another reason to vote for Trump: he may be God’s chosen instrument to punish America for the evil she has done

You sound like Beck and his Scalia comment.

Gee, I wonder why Cruz isn't making it...

[Georgia Girl 2]

Steve Deace bet on the wrong nag and now he’s having a hissy fit because he always brags about being right. LOL!

[GodGunsGuts]

That’s in a general. Are you saying you wouldn’t vote for Rubio over Hitlery or Sanders in the general? Please.

[Las Vegas Ron]

You should vote for Trump if you truly believe he will do all that. I don’t.

A roll of the dice vs more of the same destruction....

I'm a ramblin gambling man.

Hat tip Bob Seger.

[VanDeKoik]

Why, instead of calling people “cultists”, why not spend your time PROMOTING YOUR PREFERRED CANDIDATE???

You clowns are down to serial posting these retarded “lists” and then sneering that “they dont care”.

If people DONT care, then take a f*cking hint and POST SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE.

[Lurkinanloomin]

I’m sorry it hurts so many feelings that natural born citizen is an exclusionary term meaning one can only be a US citizen and nothing else, born here of citizen parents.
Naturally a US citizen because there is no other possibility.

Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama should be proof enough of the wisdom of the founders when they tried to prevent him from being President by requiring someone who could only be a US citizen and nothing else.
Born here of citizen parents.
Naturally a US citizen because there is no other possibility.
One cannot be anything else and also be a natural born citizen.

Obama told us he was born a British Subject.

Who believes Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Jay, Monroe, Madison, etc. would have found him to be a natural born citizen?

Rubio and Cruz think they should get away with it because Barry Soetoro/Barack Hussein Obama got away with it.

Usurpation Day, January 20, 2009, happened with the complete cooperation of both parties.
They want the Constitution changed without the hassle of amending the Constitution.
Confuse people about the clear meaning of a three word phrase and voila, every anchor baby and Winston Chrurchill is eligible.

The bench was the reason the GOP went along with the fig leaf resolution for McCain as cover for Obama.
Jindal, Rubio, Haley and Cruz were all up and comers and the future of the party and ineligible.

[BlueNgold]

Deace is getting comical.

I seriously hope he has a strong support community available Tuesday night.

[Las Vegas Ron]

LOL...GGaG at the beginning though the end of his shift!

[zerosix]

Those Cruz campaign "sleazebags" may or may not qualify to your term but they are pikers to the guy who dreamed up Trump University to scam thousands from lots of "little guys," like Trump claims he's for "making great, just like him,"

Is this how the scam artist and liar Trump wants to make us all great like the students in his Trump University?

You can be gulible enough to believe his various claims and shell games but many of us don't plan on pulling the lever for him. We have one narcissist scam artist in the White House and have had one serial sexual pervert there enough for a lifetime!

[Eddie01]

"Can you name the number one reason to vote for Donald Trump in November?"

I like the way SubMareener put it:

After Donald Trump finishes doing all the “liberal” things he has promised: build the wall, deport illegals and Syrian invaders, cancel Obama’s unconstitutional executive orders, roll back twenty years of intrusive government regulations, prosecute Hillary and her crew, release the secret 28 pages from the 9/11 report, negotiate prescription drug purchases, repeal and replace Obamacare, simplify the Tax code, repatriate $2.5 trillion in off-shore profits, stop the IRS from abridging the free speech of Christian Churches, reform the libel laws to remove the “public figure” distinctions, defund Planned Parenthood until the stop doing abortions, cleaning up the mess that is the VA, cutting waste, fraud and abuse where ever it is found, canceling Common Core and returning control of education to the States, end the assault on the Second Amendment, and destroy the culture of Political Correctness, then we can talk about all those “conservative” issues you want to address.

[BlueStateRightist]

If he is the GOP nominee I will vote for Trump, too. However, that decides nothing. His actions as POTUS will be the only measure of him. Two years from now I am fairly certain conservatives will be disappointed in President Trump. I lived in New York City for 22 years while he made the news regularly. He is, at his best, a Romney-type Republican, and, at worst, a Democrat.

[Timmy]

But they clearly ARE cultists. I will not vote for Trump in the general election, and that seems to be exactly what you people are asking for.

[going hot]

The old saw is don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Should be an addenda to that, always look a political horse in the eye, make sure there is no X there.

[tumblindice]

“Some valid reasons to vote for Donald Trump”
1. He isn’t a needy, green junior senator
2. Ambitious Harvard educated lawyer tool
3. Grandstanding `Mr. Smith’ wannabe
4. Tub thumping, snake handling, shouting
5. Wage slave/employee/congress critter of dubious origin who has to read the newspaper the next morning to learn about dirty tricks performed by his underlings.